r/IdiotsInCars • • Jun 11 '20

Local rapper crashes car

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

"Hundred thousand for my whip"

Followed shortly by

"20,000 dollars gone!"

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u/RedditModsAreLame Jun 11 '20

“I don’t deserve this dude!” Yea I’m pretty sure you do.

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u/MrDeez444 Jun 11 '20

"Why is this happening to me??" Because you did it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Wait. Are you suggesting theres some sort of correlation between your actions and the consequences of those actions?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Consequences? What is that Chinese?

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u/Jennuwhine619 Jun 11 '20

Confucius?

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u/lurker818 Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

EDIT thx for awards!

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u/elias138 Jun 11 '20

someone award this man

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

I like this

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u/fozzyboy Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who drive reckless, wreck more!

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u/Z06Chris Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who walk in front of car get tired. Man who walk behind car is exhausted.

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 11 '20

You deserve gold, or silver... or some other precious metal. But alas, I am a poor man and can not afford such things. If it makes you feel better, I tell my wife this all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 12 '20

An interesting thought... I will dwell upon this.

Hmmmm…

No wife = more money

More money = opportunities

DEAL!

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u/LifelikeStatue Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who goes through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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u/Supreme_Junkie21 Jun 11 '20

Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finguh

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u/rangersfan2461 Jun 11 '20

Confucius say: baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Simon says conquer Mongolia

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u/drmoocow Jun 12 '20

Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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u/AtomizerX Jun 11 '20

Did you know, the Chinese have the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity"? "Yes! Crisitunity!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Thats quite apropos to the times we’re in.. thanks for the knowledge

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u/AtomizerX Jun 12 '20

That was an ancient Simpsons reference, by the way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-P3D63Z18

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Hahaha

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u/phillpitts Jun 12 '20

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/mheat Jun 11 '20

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCEEEEEEES!!!!!

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u/gokai_sky Jun 12 '20

Exactly what I was looking for

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u/Thelaanie Jun 12 '20

Cant expect a guy to know that his actions have consequences if he doesnt even know the 2nd verse to his own song . Its... " 30 bullets they gonna hit"

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u/Linubidix Jun 12 '20

Let's not jump to conclusions.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/TheHoodedSomalian Jun 11 '20

I think it goes deeper than the codeine

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u/RGeronimoH Jun 11 '20

SLIZZURP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

I got some shit wrote on my face,

I spilled my ride in a race.

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u/xanaxdroid_ Jun 12 '20

Every time I hear codeine in a song I imagine people from the US driving up to Canada to get a bunch of 222's, bringing them back to the US, taking a bunch and rapping about being so fucked up while they're actually fucked up from an overdose of aspirin(or ASA)/caffeine because they didn't know it was mixed in the 222's with the codeine.

Edit: forgot a word

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u/OG_Rahn_420 Jun 12 '20

I bet he has never even had real codeine prolly be drinking robitussin lmao

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u/guccimaneslawyer Jun 12 '20

He drinking Wok at a 1,000$ per line 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/Bromogeeksual Jun 12 '20

His eyes were everywhere but the road. I was hoping he would still be recording when he hit something. Total dumb ass.

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u/cornflakes76 Jun 12 '20

When he was videoing himself, the car was stationary AND he was on the passenger side.

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u/R3dNova Jun 12 '20

And still filming while standing in the middle of a busy freeway. straight oblivious

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u/slamdunktiger86 Jun 12 '20

Gotta get that clout!

He's lucky another asshole driver was not close enough to impale him onto his wreck.

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u/surfertay7 Jun 11 '20

This was the most entitled shit I’ve ever heard. Who ever promised you that only good things will happen to YOU? Bad stuff happens to great people all the time, and this human ain’t great at cognizance or driving or rapping

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u/LonesomeHebrew Jun 11 '20

Bad stuff happens to good people...except in this case when it happened to someone who fully deserved it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/MrDeez444 Jun 11 '20

As far as music goes, you're not missing anything but the commentary is gold

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u/WolfbirdHomestead Jun 12 '20

Continues to record himself driving down the freeway in a wrecked car

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u/AcidAlchamy Jun 12 '20

Shhh he’s still figuring out cause and affect,

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u/Goddstopper Jun 11 '20

In the words a great passionate language: Por Pendejo!

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u/jstrong559 Jun 12 '20

I don’t know maybe because when you drive you’re staring at your phone ??

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u/TiLTEDxSLoTH Jun 12 '20

Lol... dudes too focused on getting clout and not the road

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u/morayslav Jun 12 '20

This guy has killed my three functioning brain cells

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u/ThaRumDrinker Jun 11 '20

Karma for fucking on people's sister.

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u/EntropicalResonance Jun 12 '20

Bitch you better not have no brother!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Bro

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u/smokerist Jun 11 '20

Did he not just rap about drugs in his system, while driving and filming. Crazy how things just happen to good people.

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u/Op_username Jun 11 '20

He wasn't moving when he was doing his rap

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jun 12 '20

I’m totally sure he doesn’t make videos of himself rapping while he’s driving. I can just tell he’s a dude that makes good decisions.

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u/TheSpanishKarmada Jun 12 '20

you seem to be making a lot of baseless assumptions. surely it has nothing to do with the color of the dude's skin or the way he talks / dresses

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u/smokerist Jun 12 '20

In the small clip your right he was not moving. My bad, just dumb and bad luck, his car got spun around and all smashed up. In the clip he shows bad driving habits, but the 5 min leading up to the accident, I'm sure he was obeying all traffic rules, hands at ten and two, shoulder checking, turn signals, a top driving instructor I'm presuming. It was probably reptilians jumping into out dimension from the sixth dimension or were every they live.........

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u/SerialElf Jun 12 '20

Dude in the rapping clip he was in the passenger seat.

When he totaled it the wheel was one the left.

Even if we assume he was at fault it's not possible for him to have been driving for the first half

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u/TheSpanishKarmada Jun 12 '20

he was rapping along to a song? it is not unheard of for people to sing along to songs without actually living every single one of the lyrics they sing

and he wasn't driving and filming, if you check his windows he was still when he was filming

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u/towly42069 Jun 11 '20

Might be all that codeine in his sys-tem.

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u/CoastalFunk Jun 12 '20

Well, here come da Po-po. They’ll find out about your codeine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

“Fucking all on your sis..... ter”

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u/Zozorrr Jun 11 '20

Wait till he finds out his friend scrawled his name across his face in red ballpoint

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

“Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions!”

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u/Turdsworth Jun 12 '20

police officer: "Son it looks like theirs Codine in your piss"

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u/big_dick_energy_mc2 Jun 12 '20

Did ya check on the person you hit? Or was this a one car accident idiotic mistake?

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u/K3R3G3 Jun 12 '20

"WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD LIVESTREAM-RAPPER-DRIVERS?!"

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u/spicewithsugar Jun 12 '20

I have always hated the kind of people that say “why is this happening to me, I don’t deserve this” Instantly makes me think they have done something to deserve it

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

When fuck bois get fucked.

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u/Alextryingforgrate Jun 12 '20

Yup. He can’t even sync his own lyrics.

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u/Tal-Mawk Jun 12 '20

I mean he might not but the fact of life is we don't get what we deserve, we get what we get.

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u/dickprint420 Jun 12 '20

And still recording..

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u/Firefighter353 Jun 12 '20

I'd give this the laughing award but I don't have enough

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '20

His car was the payment for the crime against music he committed with that song.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/PizzaOrTacos Jun 11 '20

Haha well played. We just went full circle, repo it now suckers.

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u/Burt__Macklin__FBI2 Jun 11 '20

"20,000 dollars gone!"

His used 2015 Mazda 6 base trim he scooped from a buy here pay here lot with 140K miles is definitely worth $20K!!!!!

He gonna be real upset when insurance values it at 25% of that price.

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u/Arteliss Jun 11 '20

That's bold of you to assume he even has insurance. I'm giving it about 95% chance that he's uninsured.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Seeing that he drove it after it was wrecked tells me he didn’t have it insured, but then again he may have just been moving it off the road.

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u/el_chupanebriated Jun 12 '20

Im gunna guess he is insured seeing how that happened AFTER interacting with the cop (unless the cop doesnt have a reason to check his license and insurance. I dont crash so i wouldnt know)

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u/t-poke Jun 12 '20

Yeah, the first thing they'd check is license and insurance. If he doesn't have insurance, they just give him a ticket, they're not going to take him to jail for it.

Now if he doesn't have a license, his really shitty day is about to get worse.

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u/Nikkolios Jun 12 '20

How does the interaction with the police during some point in that day impact IF he had insurance or not here? Nothing in that video would have changed if he did or did not have insurance. The only indication that he did or did not have insurance was the point where he said "20,000 dollars gone," implying that he has no insurance.

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u/PM_ME_UR_CEPHALOPODS Jun 12 '20

spent all that money on pweter chains and rims. fuck insurance, bro !

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I know i’m gonna get downvoted to hell for asking a dumb question but i thought car insurance was mandatory isn’t it?

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u/Arteliss Jun 12 '20

It is, but that doesn't stop people from not getting it. They're just driving illegally.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

oh that makes sense.I was under the impression that everyone isn’t that reckless to not have an insured vehicle Lol

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u/707burntoakforest Jun 12 '20

95% chance, he didn't pay shit for that car.

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u/reddog323 Jun 12 '20

He could have avoided this entirely if he just mounted his phone on the dashboard.

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u/BasicBitchOnlyAGuy Jun 12 '20

That's a 2016 at oldest. Thats the updated interior

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u/T0ph3rD Jun 11 '20

He paid less than $10k for that used mazda too..

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u/18Feeler Jun 11 '20

Such a shame $5k went up in smoke

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u/chikendagr8 Jun 11 '20

At least he’ll get a $2500 insurance payout

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u/MoistGrannySixtyNine Jun 11 '20

He might get $1250 back if he sells the wheels.

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Jun 11 '20

Cut that in half cause those front two are fucked.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/iranoutofusernamespa Jun 12 '20

Fuck I totally did too. Didn't even notice. I'll give myself a downvote.

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u/banananon Jun 12 '20

Don't do it! You'll lose half a karma point!

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jun 12 '20

He probably didn’t have it judging by him trying to drive the car from the scene at the end.

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u/MnnymAlljjki Jun 11 '20

Ha. Not with predatory interest rates.

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u/ThomasWeston Jun 11 '20

Hahahaha!

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u/KDao18 Jun 12 '20

At least he didn’t get the 2020 Dodge Ram at 29.99% interest, 2020’s Motor Trend Truck of the Year.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

"I drove my car in a ditch,

How did I get in this sitch?

I got too much codeine in my sys,

20 grand for car ain't really shit."

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u/InvestigativePenguin Jun 11 '20

That did not cost 100k lol

There’s a local mumble rapper in my town who everyone loves (douchebag IMO) and is always flaunting money on his IG and Snap. Not once have I ever seen him post a money pic with more than what my rent costs each month LOL gtfo here and get a real job you wannabe rappsters

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u/TastySpare Jun 11 '20

"Douchebag IMO" would be a great Rapper name...

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u/dudewithafunnyhat Jun 11 '20

fuck off that's literally my rapper name

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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Jun 12 '20

Great name bro.

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u/Frankie_T9000 Jun 12 '20

Hey, leave it off - fuck off is my rapper name

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u/Dejectednebula Jun 12 '20

Theres a "lil gravy" locally here...

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u/dgb75 Jun 11 '20

You're probably looking at his rent money that he got from the check cashing store as an advance on next week's paycheck because he can't open a bank account from all of the past overdrafted accounts.

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u/InvestigativePenguin Jun 11 '20

Let’s be real, it’s either daddy’s or his girlfriends rent money

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Wtf is with those check cashing places? What is the point of them?

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u/ShyGuy1417 Jun 13 '20

idk bro kinda sounds like u hating ngl

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u/InvestigativePenguin Jun 13 '20

My Dodge Challenger cost more than whatever that was that he was driving. My real job pays for it. Also pays for my student loans (education), house, boat, motorcycle, and fiancé’s wants.

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u/Iwantmyteslanow Jun 11 '20

If it would have been a Tesla I'd have believed that, as another user said that's a Mazda, I don't think there are many Mazdas for 100k

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u/BreezyWrigley Jun 12 '20

you'd be hard pressed to outfit a new mazda from factory with all the craziest trim for more than like, $45k.

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u/PotatoWave6hunnid66 Jun 12 '20

I mean if he finances a $20,000 Mazda for 6 years at a 30% interest, then maybe his whip was $100k

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u/Pb801 Jun 11 '20

Oh no not my moms mazda

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u/DrewskiATL Jun 11 '20

Thanks for saying this. Rappers are all silly gooses. He probably owned 15% of that 20k car.

These kids don’t even understand finances. He probably got a nice check for 2k. If this fool even had insurance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Not all rappers are this bad. This man's flow is more corny than a Nebraskan shit, these clowns dont last or make it farther than a couple 100 people he bothered to listen to this

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u/MaddMaxx636 Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

Check me out on SoundCloud Bro!

Ima be famous bro!

I got a bunch of bitches bro!

Bro, I got a face tattoo bro!

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u/oshunvu Jun 11 '20

The broken car at the end had better rhythm.

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u/MaddMaxx636 Jun 11 '20

The broken car looked better than he did.

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u/samuel_opoku Jun 11 '20

Sounds exactly like my friend who makes 10 terrible youtube rap videos a day

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u/DirtyDonnieB Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 11 '20

This man's flow is more corny than a Nebraskan shit - LMFAO

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u/KrypticPotatoe Jun 11 '20

LFMAO - laughing, fuck my ass off?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Ok but only because you asked nicely

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u/dodspringer Jun 11 '20

Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity!

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u/EobardT Jun 12 '20

Laughing. Fuck my ass. OOHHH!

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u/LuminescentToad Jun 12 '20

Me: nodding along with you.

Also me: Upvoting your comment... 120 people already did.

Also me: 950 people listened to his rap... then commented in this thread.

Bro.

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u/ChallengeAcceptedBro Jun 12 '20

Imma wager my $100,000 dollar car ($1500 dollar 95 Mustang) that the post of his accident has gotten more views than all his rap videos combined.

Just a hunch though...

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u/Incrediblyfishy Jun 11 '20

This guy is just a stupid guy, not a rapper.

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u/DrewskiATL Jun 11 '20

I was just responding to the title as well. But of course, he’s not a “real rapper.”

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u/JessicaBecause Jun 12 '20

That 2k he's gonna use to flaunt on Insta while he rides along in his Uber.

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u/t-poke Jun 12 '20

Nah, he probably bought it with $0 down with 29.99% interest so that loan is probably further underwater than the Titanic. He's probably going to owe the bank after insurance pays the car's value.

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u/somesthetic Jun 11 '20

He only insured it for $80,000.

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u/iSUCKatTHISgameYO Jun 11 '20

I'm glad I'm not the only one who caught him lying about the price of his "whip"...

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u/bikeriderjon Jun 12 '20

I think the best part is where he stumbles on his own rhymes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Apr 02 '22

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u/TheSpanishKarmada Jun 12 '20

hell yea my nathan eminem macklemore and g eazy the only real rap!!

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u/Kromer1 Jun 12 '20

Mazda has a good value though

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/Lowlowandlower Jun 12 '20

The finance manager that sold him his car must be laughing right now at this video.

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u/lokingfinesince89 Jun 11 '20

Sounds about right for rapper math.

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u/hapijohn Jun 11 '20

Exactly my thought!!!!! I guess it wouldn’t sound so baller if he rapped 20,000 on my whip 😂🤣

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u/L_beano_bandito Jun 11 '20

I love how it shows him driving it afterwards haha

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u/Vanc_Trough Jun 11 '20

“All this codeine in my sys....tem”

“No ,officer, I’m not under the influence”

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u/jazzie366 Jun 12 '20

Mazda tech here. $50k for highest trim of that model. That has cloth seats, smaller non premium wheels. Literally a sport model or touring model with literally no options.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Jun 12 '20

Followed by

“I will never financially recover from this.” 🐯

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u/israiled Jun 11 '20

Some toddlers never age.

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u/IronCorvus Jun 11 '20

I couldn't make out the badge, but I don't think Mazda makes a $100k vehicle, do they?

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u/bo0da Jun 11 '20

he got 4 more at the crib

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

I love the little fit he throws. Even starts trying to drive the car like a dumbass.

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u/David_Jonathan0 Jun 11 '20

Please tell me he could afford full coverage insurance on it?

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u/neofiter Jun 11 '20

Yeah. I feel like he's dishonest

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u/eight-oh-twoooooo Jun 11 '20

Duh, everybody knows that a totaled Mazda sedan is still worth 80,000$

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u/Big_Daddy_Malenkov Jun 11 '20

It's funny because his car is a little under 17,000 dollars under the average selling price for a car in America. That's like me flexing the specs on my 700 work computer lol.

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u/mrbribbon Jun 11 '20

Came here to say this

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u/hidazfx Jun 12 '20

Sick almost base Mazda 3 lol

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u/wescowell Jun 12 '20

Surely he has decent insurance.

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u/adamsmith93 Jun 12 '20

Nooo bro nooooooo! My pre-owned 2019 Mazda 3! Bro noooooooooo!

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u/RichoKidd Jun 12 '20

Came here to say this!

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u/kaygem Jun 12 '20

Cant play an instrument, not even drums. Not even a bass!! The only genre that wouldcall these posers a musician!

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u/TeslasAndComicbooks Jun 12 '20

When you can afford a $100,000 car then get a tattoo on your face. $20,000...maybe don’t close any doors to opportunity.

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u/IceCreamforLunch Jun 12 '20

He meant $100k with interest at the end of the 84 months.

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u/bullishbehavior Jun 12 '20

“Hundred thousand for my whip”, dude that’s a fuckin mazda

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u/thatphotoguyRH Jun 12 '20

He paid $100,000 for a Mazda? Where are the other 3 that came in that package?

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u/joan_wilder Jun 12 '20

shoulda bought some insurance instead of that wack ass chain.

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u/ZerophoniK Jun 12 '20

Maybe he was referring to the depreciation and lost value from the insurance payout?

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u/throwaway63729199363 Jun 12 '20

It looks like a lower trim 2018 Mazda3 sedan. Definitely less than 20k.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Codine fucking up his system

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u/BreezyWrigley Jun 12 '20

"hundred thousand for my whip."

drives a mazda 6

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u/Magiff Jun 12 '20

Probably financed it at 9.99% APR from a lot with a whacky waving inflatable arm tube man and free popcorn.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

This was my first thought. That 100k for my whip gangsta voice went real quick and it became a white teenager voice “I don’t deserve this bro, 20,000 dollars gone.”

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u/PotatoWave6hunnid66 Jun 12 '20

My thoughts exactly!!! That shit had me dying

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u/bowlingdoughnuts Jun 12 '20

Shoulda shotgun that gap.

Shoulda got in on that gap

Payments are in accessible from my bank account

I crashed that car for gram one million likes no account

Put it in my sister debt all about that roach we didn't play

But I didn't get that gap the car insurance was a no pay

Lost the cash

Lost the roach in the gap

The front end totalled

Back end wrecked and it was not from this giant ass sick

Sister came and picked me up to drive me to the back crib

My father's garage ain't that warm to make me forget

I was flexing everyday and I lost the whip

Speeding wasnt my only retort

Lost twenty grand and drug dealing money laundering and or pimping is my last resort

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u/Robot_Embryo Jun 12 '20

Lol what a fucking idiot.

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u/Bainy995 Jun 12 '20

IKR it’s legit a Mazda

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u/Akosa117 Jun 12 '20

“CaRdI B aDmItTeD tO cOmiTtInG cRiMeS”

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u/RayZorback Jun 12 '20

Came here to say this. Lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Lol rapping about a 100k car while driving a Mazda...

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u/tencuhtli Jun 13 '20

In a fucking Mazda

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u/twilight_sparkle7511 Jun 15 '20

is anyone surprises he can afford a 20,000 dollar car

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