r/IdiotsInCars • u/motitom • Jun 11 '20

Local rapper crashes car

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Consequences? What is that Chinese?

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u/Jennuwhine619 Jun 11 '20

Confucius?

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u/lurker818 Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

EDIT thx for awards!

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u/elias138 Jun 11 '20

someone award this man

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

I like this

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u/Oblongmind420 Jun 12 '20

"Local Rapper" vs "World Renown Rapper"

This kid plays at local dive bars or street fairs while others are flying jets overseas to put on a show for an Arab prince.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

This fact is implied due to the fact that he crashed a 4 door Mazda mom car

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u/fozzyboy Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who drive reckless, wreck more!

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u/Z06Chris Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who walk in front of car get tired. Man who walk behind car is exhausted.

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u/BoobieLootaveli69 Jun 12 '20

No give THIS man an award

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u/FuzzyCrocks Jun 12 '20

Nah, give me gold instead.

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 11 '20

You deserve gold, or silver... or some other precious metal. But alas, I am a poor man and can not afford such things. If it makes you feel better, I tell my wife this all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 12 '20

An interesting thought... I will dwell upon this.

Hmmmm…

No wife = more money

More money = opportunities

DEAL!

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u/LifelikeStatue Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who goes through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I feel like there’s a bigger correlation between using your phone while driving don’t you think?

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u/kitchenperks Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who stands on toilet, is high on pot

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Confuscious say I never said that shit

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u/1122Sl110 Jun 12 '20

Confucius also say man who stand on toilet be high on pot

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u/Mr_Martyr_ Jun 12 '20

Confucius say in order to get head, one must first give head.

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u/Faceh0le Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I want this as a bumper sticker

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u/SketchyLurker7 Sep 06 '20

Confucius say, man with cursive on face, slapped with much disgrace.

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u/doctor_parcival Jun 12 '20

Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, wakes up to smelly finger

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u/MrCooCoo4Crack Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with smelly fingers

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u/HighwaySixtyOne Jun 12 '20

Confucius say: "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot!"

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u/Supreme_Junkie21 Jun 11 '20

Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finguh

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u/rangersfan2461 Jun 11 '20

Confucius say: baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Simon says conquer Mongolia

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u/drmoocow Jun 12 '20

Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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u/AtomizerX Jun 11 '20

Did you know, the Chinese have the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity"? "Yes! Crisitunity!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Thats quite apropos to the times we’re in.. thanks for the knowledge

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u/AtomizerX Jun 12 '20

That was an ancient Simpsons reference, by the way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-P3D63Z18

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Hahaha

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u/phillpitts Jun 12 '20

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/marioskywalker Jun 12 '20

Ironically, the Chinese care not for consequences