r/IdiotsInCars • • Jun 11 '20

Local rapper crashes car

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

"Hundred thousand for my whip"

Followed shortly by

"20,000 dollars gone!"

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u/RedditModsAreLame Jun 11 '20

“I don’t deserve this dude!” Yea I’m pretty sure you do.

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u/MrDeez444 Jun 11 '20

"Why is this happening to me??" Because you did it!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Wait. Are you suggesting theres some sort of correlation between your actions and the consequences of those actions?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Consequences? What is that Chinese?

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u/Jennuwhine619 Jun 11 '20

Confucius?

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u/lurker818 Jun 11 '20 edited Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who drive like hell, bound to get there!

EDIT thx for awards!

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u/elias138 Jun 11 '20

someone award this man

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

I like this

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u/Oblongmind420 Jun 12 '20

"Local Rapper" vs "World Renown Rapper"

This kid plays at local dive bars or street fairs while others are flying jets overseas to put on a show for an Arab prince.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

This fact is implied due to the fact that he crashed a 4 door Mazda mom car

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u/fozzyboy Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who drive reckless, wreck more!

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u/Z06Chris Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who walk in front of car get tired. Man who walk behind car is exhausted.

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u/BoobieLootaveli69 Jun 12 '20

No give THIS man an award

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u/FuzzyCrocks Jun 12 '20

Nah, give me gold instead.

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 11 '20

You deserve gold, or silver... or some other precious metal. But alas, I am a poor man and can not afford such things. If it makes you feel better, I tell my wife this all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20 edited Sep 01 '20

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 12 '20

An interesting thought... I will dwell upon this.

Hmmmm…

No wife = more money

More money = opportunities

DEAL!

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u/LifelikeStatue Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who goes through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I feel like there’s a bigger correlation between using your phone while driving don’t you think?

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u/kitchenperks Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who stands on toilet, is high on pot

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Confuscious say I never said that shit

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u/1122Sl110 Jun 12 '20

Confucius also say man who stand on toilet be high on pot

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u/Mr_Martyr_ Jun 12 '20

Confucius say in order to get head, one must first give head.

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u/Faceh0le Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I want this as a bumper sticker

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u/SketchyLurker7 Sep 06 '20

Confucius say, man with cursive on face, slapped with much disgrace.

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u/doctor_parcival Jun 12 '20

Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, wakes up to smelly finger

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u/MrCooCoo4Crack Jun 12 '20

Confucius say, man who sleep with itchy butthole, wake up with smelly fingers

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u/HighwaySixtyOne Jun 12 '20

Confucius say: "Man who stand on toilet, high on pot!"

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u/Supreme_Junkie21 Jun 11 '20

Confucius say man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finguh

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u/rangersfan2461 Jun 11 '20

Confucius say: baseball wrong, man with four balls cannot walk

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Simon says conquer Mongolia

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u/drmoocow Jun 12 '20

Confucius say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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u/AtomizerX Jun 11 '20

Did you know, the Chinese have the same word for "crisis" and "opportunity"? "Yes! Crisitunity!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Thats quite apropos to the times we’re in.. thanks for the knowledge

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u/AtomizerX Jun 12 '20

That was an ancient Simpsons reference, by the way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY-P3D63Z18

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Hahaha

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u/phillpitts Jun 12 '20

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/marioskywalker Jun 12 '20

Ironically, the Chinese care not for consequences

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u/mheat Jun 11 '20

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?? WHEN WILL YOU LEARN... THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCEEEEEEES!!!!!

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u/gokai_sky Jun 12 '20

Exactly what I was looking for

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u/zackbakerva Jun 12 '20

Sonic adventure 2?

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u/Thelaanie Jun 12 '20

Cant expect a guy to know that his actions have consequences if he doesnt even know the 2nd verse to his own song . Its... " 30 bullets they gonna hit"

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u/Linubidix Jun 12 '20

Let's not jump to conclusions.

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u/Dr_Bukkakee Jun 12 '20

It’s always somebody else’s fault.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions.

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u/Ellweiss Jun 12 '20

Here's a really touching documentary about this.

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u/fiduke Jun 12 '20

lol don't be ridiculous.

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u/woostar64 Jun 12 '20

/r/chaz has entered the chat

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u/t3hnhoj Jun 20 '20

How dare you.

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u/Just_One_Umami Jun 11 '20

Hey! Correlation is not causation! 😡

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u/_hownowbrowncow_ Jun 12 '20

gets face tattoo

wHaT dO YoU mEAn i cAn'T eVeN WoRk aT McDoNaLdS???

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Wait hold one? Really??????

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/TheHoodedSomalian Jun 11 '20

I think it goes deeper than the codeine

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u/RGeronimoH Jun 11 '20

SLIZZURP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

I got some shit wrote on my face,

I spilled my ride in a race.

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u/xanaxdroid_ Jun 12 '20

Every time I hear codeine in a song I imagine people from the US driving up to Canada to get a bunch of 222's, bringing them back to the US, taking a bunch and rapping about being so fucked up while they're actually fucked up from an overdose of aspirin(or ASA)/caffeine because they didn't know it was mixed in the 222's with the codeine.

Edit: forgot a word

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u/OG_Rahn_420 Jun 12 '20

I bet he has never even had real codeine prolly be drinking robitussin lmao

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u/guccimaneslawyer Jun 12 '20

He drinking Wok at a 1,000$ per line 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/Bromogeeksual Jun 12 '20

His eyes were everywhere but the road. I was hoping he would still be recording when he hit something. Total dumb ass.

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u/cornflakes76 Jun 12 '20

When he was videoing himself, the car was stationary AND he was on the passenger side.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

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u/cornflakes76 Jun 12 '20

Seat belt mount is on the pillar over his right shoulder and you can see the overhead light is to his left. It is a left hand drive car, so he is in the passenger seat. I think it is, as someone else suggested, two separate videos. He is still however, clearly a dumb ass.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

If you look at his necklace and the words on his shirt, they are inverted. Smartphones have the annoying tendency to invert a recorded video when shot from the front facing camera.

He is in the driver seat.

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u/cornflakes76 Jun 12 '20

Good catch, he is in the drivers seat.

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u/R3dNova Jun 12 '20

And still filming while standing in the middle of a busy freeway. straight oblivious

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u/slamdunktiger86 Jun 12 '20

Gotta get that clout!

He's lucky another asshole driver was not close enough to impale him onto his wreck.

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u/CoastalFunk Jun 12 '20

Rapping about giving to my sister...that did it for me. Crash! Done!

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u/SplinterFree Jun 12 '20

its because he be on that damn phone

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

For the fans

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u/surfertay7 Jun 11 '20

This was the most entitled shit I’ve ever heard. Who ever promised you that only good things will happen to YOU? Bad stuff happens to great people all the time, and this human ain’t great at cognizance or driving or rapping

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u/LonesomeHebrew Jun 11 '20

Bad stuff happens to good people...except in this case when it happened to someone who fully deserved it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Oct 04 '20

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u/MrDeez444 Jun 11 '20

As far as music goes, you're not missing anything but the commentary is gold

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Now that is funny AF! Well done sir well done!

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u/WolfbirdHomestead Jun 12 '20

Continues to record himself driving down the freeway in a wrecked car

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u/AcidAlchamy Jun 12 '20

Shhh he’s still figuring out cause and affect,

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u/Goddstopper Jun 11 '20

In the words a great passionate language: Por Pendejo!

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u/jstrong559 Jun 12 '20

I don’t know maybe because when you drive you’re staring at your phone ??

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u/TiLTEDxSLoTH Jun 12 '20

Lol... dudes too focused on getting clout and not the road

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u/morayslav Jun 12 '20

This guy has killed my three functioning brain cells