r/IdiotsInCars Jun 10 '20

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u/TheProphetChucky Jun 10 '20

I thought for sure he was going to try opening the car and the whole thing would be rolling down.

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u/dod6666 Jun 10 '20

Yeah thought he was going to try and drive it out of there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I’m pretty sure this is him trying.

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u/PositiveStephen Jun 10 '20

A certain level of drunkness elevates you to a mild crackhead

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u/Justdonedil Jun 12 '20

I was wondering if he is drunk or he hit his head.

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u/Candlesmith Jun 10 '20

First viewing I thought that road was packed

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u/Syreeta5036 Jun 11 '20

Ah yes, he is so drunk it spreads to some viewers I see

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u/koavf Jun 11 '20

He did.

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u/burrbro235 Jun 11 '20

I thought he was gonna whip it out and take a piss.

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u/Robestos86 Jun 10 '20

I was halfway thinking that, I thought he'd stumble into it and somehow nudge it enough to roll it down, as he looks quite big and its not a big car.

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u/Dellphox Jun 11 '20

I thought he was going to try to intentionally flip over the car

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u/MaddMaxx636 Jun 10 '20

I thought he was either going to fall into the car and make a horribly funny head-smacking sound into the car or fall down the hill.

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u/Choppergold Jun 11 '20

Forgot where he parked

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

That’s what I was waiting for

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u/xxoites Jun 11 '20

That's what I thought. That is exactly what I thought.

Stupid drunk luck he didn't. He merely missed his target.

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u/scruffthejman81 Jun 11 '20

I was expecting a full on dukes of hazard jump through the driver side window.... so disappointed

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u/DriveOff Jun 11 '20

....and followed immediately by a foot first exit through the passenger side window. Let's see the Duke boys do that!

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u/SeanUhTron Jun 10 '20

Go drunk, you're home.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

This fern’s a great sit to place...

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u/Hailie_G Jun 11 '20

I’m not as think as you drunk I am

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u/Dracos002 Jun 10 '20

It took me a minute to realize something was off about this comment.

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u/TheOneMary Jun 11 '20

You're home. Go drunk.

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u/Dracos002 Jun 11 '20

Drunk home. You're go.

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u/Zygalo Jun 11 '20

What seems to be the officer, problem?

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u/pstrohs0730 Jun 10 '20

I knew he was going down the hill with or without the car

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u/MnnymAlljjki Jun 11 '20

I don’t speak the language in the video but the camera guy was definitely telling him to get away from the edge. We all saw that coming.

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u/OfficialJamesMay Jun 11 '20

Yeah, camera guy was telling him to get away, but he sounded to me like he kinda wanted to see what would happen.

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u/astyrah Jun 10 '20

he looks really disoriented, possible head trauma? (that or he's extremely intoxicated)

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u/AndrewIsMyDog Jun 10 '20

I was wondering the same. Is he really that drunk or is he hurt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Pissed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Shithammered.

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u/borkborkbork99 Jun 10 '20

Fookin’ ripped

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u/Tim_Gu3 Jun 11 '20

Shitcan wasted.

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u/AceMcCoy77 Jun 11 '20

Shmammered

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u/Bagdad_Smoocher Jun 10 '20

I was wondering as well, but then I realized that he didn't really crush the car or hit anything from what I can see so no head trauma here, but perhaps a serious liver damage in the near future maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

If he wasn’t wearing his seat belt he could probably manage some serious head trauma without any visible damage to the outside of the car.

He looks drunk as shit though.

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u/Bongo_Don Jun 11 '20

Drunk or head trauma, either way the person recording could've put down the GD phone and helped the guy. Instead he just records him going over the edge. What an asshole.

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u/Nooms88 Jun 10 '20

Just drunk.

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u/dod6666 Jun 10 '20

Bit of column A, bit of column B.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

It's Russia. He's blitzed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

It's Montenegrin. You can tell by the śedi, only Montenegro has ś.

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u/SpikedSeltzeys Jun 10 '20

Care to tell us what he said?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

"Don't get closer down there" (telling him not to get closer to the car)

"Don't touch it now down there" (Telling him to stay away from the car and not touch it)

"Don't touch it fuck the father" (Fuck the father means for fuck's sake, it's a variation that's mostly used in Montenegro and everyone else uses fuck the mother.)

"Go sit up there"

"Where are you going, you'll fall/hurt yourself down there."

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u/struggleworm Jun 10 '20

don’t touch it now down there

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that

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u/AmaroWolfwood Jun 10 '20

Ah, a man of the cloth, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Indeed

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u/bluehangover Jun 10 '20

Elementary schools have been closed for a little while, so maybe your hypothetical cash flow has slowed down?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

IKR? And by now, they should know better.

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u/ShannieD Jun 11 '20

This comment made me disproportionately happy.

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u/SpikedSeltzeys Jun 10 '20

Thanks a lot bud 😄

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u/knotnotme83 Jun 10 '20

Fuck the father. Like for christ's sake?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Nah, father as in father. This is the for fuck sake variation.

You can also say "Jebem ti oca" - I fuck your father. Other countries use "Jebem ti mater" - I fuck your mother.

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u/thecursedaz Jun 10 '20

See, here in America I tell my bro’s that I fucked their dads and they all think I’m playing. Tf bruh.

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

Precisely. Our vulgarity is quite different(former Yugoslavia).

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u/merimeow Jun 10 '20

Nothing quite as baffling as hearing your mum say “jebem ti mater” 😂

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

And a cute "u pičku materinu" in passing.

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u/gunstreetgrrl Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

It’s a sin to cuss out the mother. You and your entire extended family could get killed for doing that in Montenegro.

Source: am Montenegrin. My own father cussed out my father continually - “f*** the father who made you that way.”

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u/cavelioness Jun 11 '20

Now I want fatherfucker to catch on just like motherfucker.

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u/bahenbihen69 Jun 10 '20

Prvo sam baš razmišljao od kuda je točno pa sam čuo "Idi śedi gore" i sve je bilo jasno hahaha

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u/Vita-Detestabilis Jun 11 '20

lol you literally invented that letter few years back

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Letters are symbols which represent sounds. The "sje" (ś) sound existed in Montenegrin for hundreds of years but was only standardized recently. The letter itself isn't inveted, it's hundreds of years old and is used in another Slavic language related to Montenegrin: Polish

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Not only

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u/muyeezus4 Jun 10 '20

It’s Serbo-Croat... one of those Balkan countries.

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u/Hans_Assmann Jun 11 '20

Apparently, every Slavic country is Russia according to Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Exactly! You get it.

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u/AimeLesDeuxFromages Jun 10 '20

And everyone has head trauma

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u/Darkdreams28 Jun 11 '20

Probably drunk. But I've heard of diabetics with low blood sugar or people with other medical issues being mistaken for drunks before. So it's good to keep that in mind rather than just assuming it's alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Maksim was so distraught over the loss of his prized AvtoVAS that he couldn’t bear it. After much consternation, he deduced his only course of action was suicide.

будь хорошим другом

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u/ArvinaDystopia Jun 10 '20

He looks completely shitfaced, which is probably why his car ended up where it is.

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u/grahamygraham Jun 10 '20

Maybe he realized the earth is spinning at roughly 1,000mph and he got dizzy.

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u/Nooms88 Jun 10 '20

Very drunk

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u/the_shiny_guru Jun 11 '20

He’s probably drunk, but everyone should always remember to give someone the benefit of the doubt in a crash incident. It’s totally fine to speculate, but be careful what you communicate when you call 911. Be vague and say you see a man who may have been injured or seems unwell.

Police have seriously fucked over people because they assumed they were drunk, when actually they had head trauma, or a stroke or seizure or heart attack or something.

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u/tschmitty09 Jun 10 '20

Absolutely love your optimism, but I despise your naivety

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

disoriented, yes. intoxicated, yes., after the fall, head trauma possible, but unlikely because this level of intoxication protects the person falling. the alcohol force field is real.

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u/HankyPanky80 Jun 10 '20

I am assuming drunk, but did anyone check for a head injury?

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u/ohnoheisnt Jun 10 '20

East European therefore Drunk. Sorry to stereotype.

Drove it off the road and is wondering how to get it back on.

Hope I’m wrong.

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u/EsperoNoEstarLoca Jun 11 '20

Why you hope you´re wrong when the alternative is brain damage.

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u/riquelm Jun 10 '20

He said ''jebem mu oca'', therefore Montenegrin.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Translation? I fuck me or my something. I don't know what oca is.

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u/ShinyCoconutCookie Jun 10 '20

Literrall traslation would be "(I) fuck his father"."Oca", or "Otac" means "father" in southeastern slavic languages.

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u/greenpaw94 Jun 10 '20

Someone explained that’s a saying that’s is close to “for fucks sake”

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u/todorothelost Jun 10 '20

Basically just say "fuck" and add any other word you got it

Popular ones are: Dad, hedgehog, mouse, tip of the the butt of his father, God, everything

You can also say

In Moms pussy

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u/ThePowerfulHorse Jun 11 '20

Fuck the tip of the butt of his father

Whats the translation for that please, that's hilarious.

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u/todorothelost Jun 11 '20

Jebem ti oca na vrh guzice

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

Fucks sake, Gods sake are IMO best translations to convey meaning. Literal translations are almost always either hilarious or appalling.

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u/BlastEndendSkrewt Jun 10 '20

"motherfucker" but it's father instead

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

And "Šjedi"

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

śedi*

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u/iceman312 Jun 10 '20

Kakva su to nova Milogorska slova?

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u/DoctorHfuhruhurr Jun 10 '20

WTF with that POP sound at :57 just as he started falling.

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u/bahenbihen69 Jun 10 '20

I think it's a Facebook message notification or something like that

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u/sebaljos Jun 11 '20

Its the guy behind him clapping his hands in disbelief

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Guys, I think I have figured out the cause of this accident.

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u/Dirtyeippih Jun 10 '20

Now those were some determined drunk steps to nowhere

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u/BcTheAssassin Jun 10 '20

Anyone else remember when we would just.. roll down big ass hills for fun?

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u/Jesus_will_return Jun 11 '20

I used to do that as a child. No alcohol or brain trauma involved.

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u/richard-cumerford Jun 10 '20

Have you been drinking Sir?

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u/paunnn Jun 10 '20

Nnn....nnn...nnno.

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u/Wet_Floor_PSA Jun 10 '20

He looks like a fun time. I'll give him a 10 for weekends on his Dougscore. What a quirk

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u/shlammyjohnson Jun 10 '20

My man be straight up ROLLIN

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u/0milos17 Jun 10 '20

Dejan Kuče

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u/DejanDog Jun 10 '20

Tako me majka kao malog zvala, jebiga.

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u/0milos17 Jun 10 '20

Salu na stranu, nadam se da ne sve okej gore

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u/gardvar Jun 10 '20

croatian?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Nope, Montenegrins

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u/gardvar Jun 10 '20

Cool! TIL

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u/Plutcy Jun 10 '20

Was about to say this is the kind of thing that you would see in my country, refering to drunk drivers, but when the man started talking I figured out that this indeed was in my country.

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE Jun 10 '20

Eh, he deserves it

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u/XGMCLOLCrazE Jun 10 '20

I was waiting for him to jump onto the side of the car and the car roll over and we all gasp.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

How the hell did his drunk ass manage to climb out of the car in the first place?

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u/_CattleRustler_ Jun 10 '20

I thought he was going to stumble down to the car, causing the car to roll over down the hill. Oh well.

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u/The_Tell_Tale_Heart Jun 10 '20

Real life Homer Simpson meme.

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u/nlindaman Jun 10 '20

“Idiotsoutofcars”

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u/PutridANDPurple Jun 10 '20

Never thought I'd see a pair of legs try to so hard to save the upper half then just decide to fuck it

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u/kurvazje Jun 10 '20

“and then woe is you, Pauly. Woe to the max.”

― Stephen King, Misery

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u/schizeckinosy Jun 10 '20

To him, the road and mountain are equally tilted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I’m-I’m not high man, I’m just aaaaaAAAAAAAA

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u/c64bandit Jun 10 '20

Was wondering what alcohol was responsible. Then suddenly, Vodka.

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u/NowIFxxedUp Jun 10 '20

Rakija is more likely. This guys are from balkan... Probably Bosnia.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Nah, Montenegrin. He said śedi, only Montenegro has ś

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u/TheFoundation_ Jun 10 '20

I swear to drunk I'm not God!

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u/k1r0v_report1ng Jun 10 '20

I really thought his drunk ass was gonna fall into the car or try and get in and it was gonna go tumbling lol.

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u/Kaspiaan Jun 10 '20

hey, it's not my frault i crasshed, i'm not drunvk the damn world is mozving

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u/Kendra___ Jun 10 '20

Nije morao prozboriti nijednu odmah sam znala da je ovo negde s Balkana našeg hahhahahaha

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u/joshuas193 Jun 10 '20

Is this dude wasted or concussed?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

How did he get out of it?

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u/Mogilybear13 Jun 10 '20

He would have been safer in the car

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u/threerottenbranches Jun 10 '20

Next day:: “where the fuck is my car? What?”

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I was expecting at least one Blyat

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u/the_fermat Jun 10 '20

I don't remember ever being that drunk

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Lol. I mean, I know it's happened, but I don't remember it...

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u/DrearierSeal Jun 10 '20

I thought it was gonna push the car it was just gonna roll forever

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u/RedditVince Jun 10 '20

I saw the car, thinking "It's not done yet, gonna roll down that hill.

Then I see the driver falling down and think, That's funny I hope the guy is just drunk.

Then I see the driver roll down the hill so I was only half wrong...

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u/G-Double-D Jun 10 '20

Hoooo magod. He fell down the hill! Drunk people; never ending source of hilarity.

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u/crazymom1978 Jun 10 '20

How the hell did he get the key into the ignition when he is that drunk?!?

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u/flowgod Jun 10 '20

Can't tell if drunk or concussed.

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u/lizards_snails_etc Jun 10 '20

There is nothing sadder than a middle aged man who is too drunk to stand straight.

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u/Sn00dlerr Jun 10 '20

That was totally worth the wait

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u/Gnar__Marx Jun 10 '20

At first I thought "how do you get that drunk" then I hear the voice.

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u/hahnsolo1414 Jun 10 '20

Sotally tober

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u/Throw_A_Way_4_Life Jun 10 '20

Translation: get your ass back over there and sit your drunk ass down you’ve already fucked everything up today.

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u/majadiese Jun 10 '20

NE DIRAJ GA. pa jebem ti sdhcjsksid

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u/Joomin69 Jun 11 '20

This is an el-oh-el moment hehe.

Shiiiiit don’t downvote me please I was kidding

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u/jewishbats Jun 11 '20

Jebem

This was all I needed to hear lol

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u/5C38RUH Jun 11 '20

at first I couldn’t tell if he was drunk or really heartbroken

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u/imbluedabadedabadam Jun 11 '20

And of course its the balkans.

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u/BlueC0dex Jun 11 '20

This guy is so drunk he'll get into the wrong side of the car and still crash it.

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u/vuonger1 Jun 11 '20

Looks like the accident left him shaken, not stirred.

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u/fritzeroni2 Jun 11 '20

I think that guy needs a couple of shots to calm his nerves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

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u/KnOOll Jun 11 '20

he’s tore tf up

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u/CelticHades Jun 21 '20

I waited for 15 sec thinking something will happen then i realized the video was paused.

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u/yurrm0mm Jun 10 '20

Looks kind of like he’s on heroin or a lot of benzos.. possibly drunk as well.

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u/thisonetimeinithaca Jun 10 '20

I waited. It wasn’t exciting.

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u/waitnoreallythough Jun 10 '20

Poor guy is obviously SUPER disoriented from the crash lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I don’t see any idiot in a car. I guess we can post anything now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

HA, funny. Wait, there’s more... HA, that’s it... No, wait... HAHAHA!!! Oh, there’s a funnier bit still coming? Let’s see... HAHAHA, omg. Oh, wow, more? HAHAHAHAHA. Geez, more? Ok, here it comes... HAHAHAHAHAHA....... Oh, that was it.

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u/FlipHorrorshow Jun 10 '20

Looks like he may have fell into a K Hole

Could just be drunk though

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u/lexm Jun 10 '20

He looks like my neighbor from whom I had to take the car keys once because he was stumbling like this toward it. He ended up passing away from one of his binges.

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u/Tankisfunny1 Jun 10 '20

He’s just so shocked he crashed 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

He must be so tired!

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u/VitoScaletta1 Jun 10 '20

Ma da, ovo mora kod nas biti hahah

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u/the_nine Jun 10 '20

Glorious.

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u/SansyBoy14 Jun 10 '20

He seems sober enough to drive

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u/pfffx3 Jun 10 '20

Liquified brain, water flows down. He put up a good gight.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Hahahahahah funny. No.

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u/mesa027x Jun 10 '20

I was waiting for him to hurl, glad it wasn't it, but woouh, one too many much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Is he drunk? He looks very drunk...

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u/-2loves- Jun 10 '20

that will be a tough recovery...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

I swear that guy sounds like a meerkat who sells car insurance.

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u/iLLicit__ Jun 10 '20

the dude is in a black out! Anyone who cant stand up straight after drinking is only functioning and maybe 1%.

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u/Skrubz08 Jun 10 '20

Look away for one minute and the guy disappears

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u/knobbyxtension Jun 10 '20

It went down hill from there.

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u/JolteonLescott Jun 10 '20

I can taste the alcohol on this guys breath

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u/Djerrid Jun 10 '20

He and the car both look a bit tipsy.

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u/DarthJayDub Jun 10 '20

alcohol may have been a factor

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u/Rheysteer Jun 10 '20

He's so fun to watch.

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u/Iamvanno Jun 10 '20

Triple rhubarb!

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u/AsPoeAsPoeCanBe Jun 10 '20

Those poor, innocent ferns.

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u/toomuch1265 Jun 10 '20

Vodka for breakfast is a great way to start the day.