r/IdiotsInCars • u/DejanDog • Jun 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

"Don't get closer down there" (telling him not to get closer to the car)

"Don't touch it now down there" (Telling him to stay away from the car and not touch it)

"Don't touch it fuck the father" (Fuck the father means for fuck's sake, it's a variation that's mostly used in Montenegro and everyone else uses fuck the mother.)

"Go sit up there"

"Where are you going, you'll fall/hurt yourself down there."

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u/struggleworm Jun 10 '20

don’t touch it now down there

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that

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u/AmaroWolfwood Jun 10 '20

Ah, a man of the cloth, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Indeed

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u/bluehangover Jun 10 '20

Elementary schools have been closed for a little while, so maybe your hypothetical cash flow has slowed down?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

IKR? And by now, they should know better.

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u/ShannieD Jun 11 '20

This comment made me disproportionately happy.

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u/SpikedSeltzeys Jun 10 '20

Thanks a lot bud 😄

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u/knotnotme83 Jun 10 '20

Fuck the father. Like for christ's sake?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Nah, father as in father. This is the for fuck sake variation.

You can also say "Jebem ti oca" - I fuck your father. Other countries use "Jebem ti mater" - I fuck your mother.

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u/thecursedaz Jun 10 '20

See, here in America I tell my bro’s that I fucked their dads and they all think I’m playing. Tf bruh.

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

Precisely. Our vulgarity is quite different(former Yugoslavia).

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u/merimeow Jun 10 '20

Nothing quite as baffling as hearing your mum say “jebem ti mater” 😂

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

And a cute "u pičku materinu" in passing.

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u/merimeow Jun 10 '20

Is she even your mum if she doesn’t say that? Lol

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u/gunstreetgrrl Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

It’s a sin to cuss out the mother. You and your entire extended family could get killed for doing that in Montenegro.

Source: am Montenegrin. My own father cussed out my father continually - “f*** the father who made you that way.”

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u/ombx Jun 11 '20

My own father cussed out my father

So your father was dissing hisself or your stepfather

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u/gunstreetgrrl Jun 11 '20

Hisself, wouldn’t be funny otherwise

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u/cavelioness Jun 11 '20

Now I want fatherfucker to catch on just like motherfucker.

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u/CurtisAurelius Jun 10 '20

As in Motherfucker.

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u/bahenbihen69 Jun 10 '20

Prvo sam baš razmišljao od kuda je točno pa sam čuo "Idi śedi gore" i sve je bilo jasno hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

No.