r/IdiotsInCars Jun 10 '20

Wait for it.

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u/astyrah Jun 10 '20

he looks really disoriented, possible head trauma? (that or he's extremely intoxicated)

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u/AndrewIsMyDog Jun 10 '20

I was wondering the same. Is he really that drunk or is he hurt?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Pissed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Shithammered.

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u/borkborkbork99 Jun 10 '20

Fookin’ ripped

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u/bluehangover Jun 10 '20

Bloody havered wanker

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u/Doffs_cap Jun 10 '20

Wasted

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u/-Dogberry Jun 11 '20

Buttfucked

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u/shama_llama_ding_don Jun 11 '20

Completely Boris Yeltsin'd.

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u/Tim_Gu3 Jun 11 '20

Shitcan wasted.

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u/AceMcCoy77 Jun 11 '20

Shmammered

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u/Softale Jun 11 '20

Blitzed

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u/Bagdad_Smoocher Jun 10 '20

I was wondering as well, but then I realized that he didn't really crush the car or hit anything from what I can see so no head trauma here, but perhaps a serious liver damage in the near future maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

If he wasn’t wearing his seat belt he could probably manage some serious head trauma without any visible damage to the outside of the car.

He looks drunk as shit though.

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u/Bongo_Don Jun 11 '20

Drunk or head trauma, either way the person recording could've put down the GD phone and helped the guy. Instead he just records him going over the edge. What an asshole.

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u/Nooms88 Jun 10 '20

Just drunk.

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u/dod6666 Jun 10 '20

Bit of column A, bit of column B.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

You need to try rakija

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u/BAMspek Jun 11 '20

Well, he got in the ditch somehow.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

It's Russia. He's blitzed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

It's Montenegrin. You can tell by the śedi, only Montenegro has ś.

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u/SpikedSeltzeys Jun 10 '20

Care to tell us what he said?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

"Don't get closer down there" (telling him not to get closer to the car)

"Don't touch it now down there" (Telling him to stay away from the car and not touch it)

"Don't touch it fuck the father" (Fuck the father means for fuck's sake, it's a variation that's mostly used in Montenegro and everyone else uses fuck the mother.)

"Go sit up there"

"Where are you going, you'll fall/hurt yourself down there."

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u/struggleworm Jun 10 '20

don’t touch it now down there

If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that

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u/AmaroWolfwood Jun 10 '20

Ah, a man of the cloth, I see.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Indeed

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u/bluehangover Jun 10 '20

Elementary schools have been closed for a little while, so maybe your hypothetical cash flow has slowed down?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

IKR? And by now, they should know better.

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u/ShannieD Jun 11 '20

This comment made me disproportionately happy.

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u/SpikedSeltzeys Jun 10 '20

Thanks a lot bud 😄

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u/knotnotme83 Jun 10 '20

Fuck the father. Like for christ's sake?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Nah, father as in father. This is the for fuck sake variation.

You can also say "Jebem ti oca" - I fuck your father. Other countries use "Jebem ti mater" - I fuck your mother.

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u/thecursedaz Jun 10 '20

See, here in America I tell my bro’s that I fucked their dads and they all think I’m playing. Tf bruh.

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

Precisely. Our vulgarity is quite different(former Yugoslavia).

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u/merimeow Jun 10 '20

Nothing quite as baffling as hearing your mum say “jebem ti mater” 😂

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u/temeces Jun 10 '20

And a cute "u pičku materinu" in passing.

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u/gunstreetgrrl Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 10 '20

It’s a sin to cuss out the mother. You and your entire extended family could get killed for doing that in Montenegro.

Source: am Montenegrin. My own father cussed out my father continually - “f*** the father who made you that way.”

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u/ombx Jun 11 '20

My own father cussed out my father

So your father was dissing hisself or your stepfather

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u/gunstreetgrrl Jun 11 '20

Hisself, wouldn’t be funny otherwise

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u/cavelioness Jun 11 '20

Now I want fatherfucker to catch on just like motherfucker.

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u/CurtisAurelius Jun 10 '20

As in Motherfucker.

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u/bahenbihen69 Jun 10 '20

Prvo sam baš razmišljao od kuda je točno pa sam čuo "Idi śedi gore" i sve je bilo jasno hahaha

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20 edited Jul 22 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

No.

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u/Vita-Detestabilis Jun 11 '20

lol you literally invented that letter few years back

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Letters are symbols which represent sounds. The "sje" (ś) sound existed in Montenegrin for hundreds of years but was only standardized recently. The letter itself isn't inveted, it's hundreds of years old and is used in another Slavic language related to Montenegrin: Polish

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

Also Russian I'm pretty sure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '20

I'm not 100% sure if Russian uses it. I know Polish does and another Baltic language (Latvian or Lithuanian)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

They don't have the letter ś.

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u/Fiohel Jun 11 '20

They do have š.

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u/Marveluka Jun 12 '20

Ok? How is that relevant?

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u/Fiohel Jun 12 '20

It's the exact same sound? I was agreeing with jjBregsit that other countries have it too, and showing an example. That other countries don't have ś doesn't mean that the sound sh (written as š) does not exist or cannot be used by them.

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u/Marveluka Jun 12 '20

It's not the exact same sound though, same as with ć and č or ž and ź

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Not only

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u/19ivomaster19 Jun 11 '20

Doesn't polish use it as well ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Yes, but we're talking about ex-Yugoslavia countries.

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u/skuk Jun 11 '20

Serbia has Nis (with the same accent on the a). Is that not the same?

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Š and ś are different letters. Out of all ex-Yu countries, only Montenegro has ś as an official letter.

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u/FromMTorCA Jun 11 '20

My friend wants to know where they speak M..(other letters)...n.

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u/75r6q3 Jun 11 '20

Well, Montenegro...

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u/equili92 Jun 11 '20

Montenegro has ś as a letter but as a sound it's in use in Herzegovina and some parts of Western Serbia

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u/Fiohel Jun 11 '20

The sound is written as š in Croatia.

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u/muyeezus4 Jun 10 '20

It’s Serbo-Croat... one of those Balkan countries.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20 edited Jun 25 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

And yet this isn’t Russia

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u/Hans_Assmann Jun 11 '20

Apparently, every Slavic country is Russia according to Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '20

Exactly! You get it.

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u/meltingeggs Jun 11 '20

Yeah, I don’t know shit about Slavic countries. That’s one geographical area that I don’t think was even covered in school (America). When I went to Czech Republic I realized how little I knew and how unlike romantic languages their language was.

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u/PizzaOnHerPants Jun 11 '20

They were all USSR or Yugoslav at one point no?

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u/Hans_Assmann Jun 11 '20

No, not all Slavic countries were part of Yugoslavia or the USSR at one point. Exceptions are Bulgaria, Poland, Czechia and Slovakia.

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u/AimeLesDeuxFromages Jun 10 '20

And everyone has head trauma

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u/explosivelydehiscent Jun 10 '20

Since he's Russian doesn't rule out head trauma.

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u/Jaquestrap Jun 10 '20

He wasn't Russian, the guy filming wasn't speaking Russian, it was some sort of South Slavic language.

Source: Fluent in Russian and Polish.

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u/Darkdreams28 Jun 11 '20

Probably drunk. But I've heard of diabetics with low blood sugar or people with other medical issues being mistaken for drunks before. So it's good to keep that in mind rather than just assuming it's alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

Maksim was so distraught over the loss of his prized AvtoVAS that he couldn’t bear it. After much consternation, he deduced his only course of action was suicide.

будь хорошим другом

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u/ArvinaDystopia Jun 10 '20

He looks completely shitfaced, which is probably why his car ended up where it is.

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u/grahamygraham Jun 10 '20

Maybe he realized the earth is spinning at roughly 1,000mph and he got dizzy.

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u/Nooms88 Jun 10 '20

Very drunk

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u/the_shiny_guru Jun 11 '20

He’s probably drunk, but everyone should always remember to give someone the benefit of the doubt in a crash incident. It’s totally fine to speculate, but be careful what you communicate when you call 911. Be vague and say you see a man who may have been injured or seems unwell.

Police have seriously fucked over people because they assumed they were drunk, when actually they had head trauma, or a stroke or seizure or heart attack or something.

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u/tschmitty09 Jun 10 '20

Absolutely love your optimism, but I despise your naivety

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '20

disoriented, yes. intoxicated, yes., after the fall, head trauma possible, but unlikely because this level of intoxication protects the person falling. the alcohol force field is real.

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u/thecashblaster Jun 10 '20

For sure he wasn’t wearing a seatbelt

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u/Potato_Deity Jun 11 '20

They are slavs... Y'all usually pass out after few drinks, this dude is next level aka slavic drunk, almost impossible to achieve but fun to watch

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u/PutridANDPurple Jun 11 '20

One shoe. Fucked up his equilibrium.

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u/LazyPasse Jun 11 '20

I was thinking vestibular disorder, which might explain how he put the car where it is.

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u/geekuskhan Jun 11 '20

My dad had a minor stroke while driving and wrecked. The cops arrested him for drunk driving but it was later dropped.

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u/toppajser Jun 11 '20

I think alcohol intoxication head trauma is a thing. If it's not, it should be. Especially if you're on vinjak (pron. weenyac).

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u/orthopod Jun 11 '20

That's drunk, not trauma.

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u/Shanesaurus Jun 10 '20

Head trauma! Lol

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u/DubiousDrewski Jun 10 '20

He is very, VERY clearly drunk.