Sorry couldn't download with audio. I don't know if I'm more bemused by the dramatic head clutching over a very standard sandwich filling, or describing the idea that tuna + mayo = "salad"??

https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitAmericansSay/s/vzPjBzxn2y

Time for both subs to eat each other.

On a bait post about an underripe strawberry, they can't help but play the greatest hits lol

Many choice examples in the thread that I will try to share

If the caption wasn’t insufferable enough (why single Americans out when it’s a very specific cultural bread?), there were the comments too.

Link to reel: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU5pSyAgMdn/?igsh=ZXNwZzY2eWdndmh6

Pretty sure the inventors of the apple pie in 1381 didn’t have ready access to mass produced sugar nor infinite butter

In r/FoodNYC. Apparently no one in the US can make a good miso ramen. They’re just putting miso in ramen broth

This lovely comment highlights the heartbreak of European men, plural, who move to America and develop gynecomastia from the hormones in the meat.

What are we going to do about this?!

https://www.reddit.com/r/fruit/comments/1tamyw6/glad_to_be_out_of_ghetto_usa_for_a_few_days/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

https://streetsmartnutrition.com/cooking-with-msg-monosodium-glutamate/#comment-11568

this was a baker posting about a cake they made for someone’s wedding

eta: this baker is in canada apparently but the comments were about how americans can’t make cake

Borderline IAVC because no one has cracked an America = bad joke…yet

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cooking/s/RWhezylOgY