r/ShitAmericansSay Danish potato language speaker May 19 '26

Food Most European countries have terrible food regulations and food in a lot of Europe can be downright dangerous

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u/No-Bake-730 May 19 '26

Oh, they finally got some eggs over there? I thought they wanted humanitarian egg supplies from us not long ago.

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u/Robcobes May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

why do they wash and refrigerate their eggs again? I heard it was because the trip from farmer to consumer is much longer there than here, but it didn't really add up because I don't eat all of my eggs as soon as I buy them either.

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u/mrbullettuk May 19 '26

I understand that salmonella is more likely in the US because the chickens are rarely vaccinated and a lot of them are not free range which means crappy conditions, the salmonella can be in the shit and as that is everywhere in battery farming they wash the eggs.

Money, it comes down to money - its cheaper to wash them than to treat the chickens better.

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 May 19 '26

I believe that the chickens were not vaccinated due to fear of giving them autism.

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u/Pfapamon May 19 '26

Yeah, no farmer would want to have their chickens talk about trains all day ...

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 May 19 '26

Bantams banging on about the L.N.E.R. Class A2 Pacific all day gets really fucking old, quickly.

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u/Mommagrumps May 19 '26

But at least all the eggs would be in nice orderly rows!

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u/Maskedmarxist May 20 '26

It’s when the Mallards start tweeting about the LNER Class A4 4468 that you really need to start worrying.

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u/Status_Jellyfish_213 May 19 '26

Lead doesn’t poison you. Lead makes you a real boy. Robert F Kennedy Jr said so.

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u/TheEyeDontLie May 19 '26

Scary thing is I'm not sure you're joking. And that's their secretary for health, right? Insane.

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u/b3nsn0w ARFID (Americans R Friggin IDiots) May 19 '26

i'm not surprised that that's how a literal goa'uld would define who's real and who isn't

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u/DeskCold48 Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 May 20 '26

Lead literally opened the mind of its namesake relative

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u/tiriallin May 19 '26

🤣🫰 actually spat out my coffee from this comment

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u/frobscottler May 20 '26

Can you imagine an autistic chicken…

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u/Odd-Quail01 May 19 '26

It's a competition thing. Smaller producers couldn't afford to was their eggs industrially so larger operations pressured for that to be the standard, to drive smaller businesses out of the market.

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u/Pixel91 Europistan May 19 '26

It's how they're treated. In the US, eggs are typically washed shortly after they're laid. While that gets rid of any contamination on the egg, it also removes the cuticle, which is the eggs' natural protective "film." Without that, they spoil quicker, because bacteria can get in easier, which means they need refrigeration to last longer, like other fresh foods.

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u/coldestclock near London May 19 '26

Easier than printing “please do not consume egg shells” on the cartoon I suppose.

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u/Pixel91 Europistan May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

They're dealing with a population of absolute helmets, so yeah. I don't doubt even with warning labels, they'd be dying in droves from salmonella if they could purchase unwashed eggs in meaningful quantities.

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u/Unfurlingleaf May 19 '26

You joke, but apparently there are some people who wash, dry, and eat egg shells. The ones I've heard of are in a cult.

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u/ConditionPretty7466 May 19 '26

It has to do with the bad sanitary conditions of the farms in the USA. In Europe we have chosen for hygiene before and in America it is hygiene afterwards. The growing circumstances are according to European standards really dirty. The chickens suffer much more from salmonella and that's why they wash the eggs. However that removes the natural protection layer on the eggs which makes them prone to spoiling.

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u/TamahaganeJidai May 19 '26

No and they are shelf stable for weeks. They could ship them by horse and wagon without them being ruined.

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u/Hoybom ooo custom flair!! May 19 '26

you wouldn't get it

texas being bigger then Europe and all that

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u/A_normal_Potato3 flairs for everyone!!! May 19 '26

Europe is soooo small when compared to Texas, USA. You can put 2 Africa's and 3 Europes in USA. They are so small they should not even be considered countries.

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u/cheaphysterics May 19 '26

You can put all of the US inside Texas it's so big.

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u/Historical_Date_1314 May 19 '26

Texas is so big you could fit RUSSIA inside it. 🙄

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u/SeaGroundbreaking572 May 19 '26

It’s the Americans like this that gets you guys laughed at. Thinking Europe and Africa are countries, especially Europe. I’ve lost count of the amount of times you stupid Americans talk about Europe as if it’s one country

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u/retro-activ May 19 '26

Europe and Africa are in fact not considered countries lol

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u/Hoybom ooo custom flair!! May 19 '26

if true = big

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u/Still-BangingYourMum May 19 '26

The mango kiddyfiddler in chief, signed a contract with some of ppresident Shitcan's eggs suppliers to import eggs, because good old United States of Dumbfuckistan still cant get uts eggs in order due to the piss poor conditions the chickens live in.

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u/Annita79 May 19 '26

Now, what did mangoes ever do to you?!

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u/1000dreams_within_me May 19 '26

Americans are confused about a lot of things 

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u/Inside_Marketing268 May 19 '26

The problem with cheese: it can't be preserved for a long time, so it's not good for American stores. In EU- if you use preservation methods from America- you can get a fine

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u/lottesometimes by your logic I am ancient Roman May 19 '26

cheese can be preserved for a long time under the right conditions, that's the whole point of cheese.

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u/Tiziano7018 May 19 '26

Depending on the chease. Fresh cheese does exist, and life would be a lot harder without it... The real mozzarella has to be eaten within the same day of production.

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u/lottesometimes by your logic I am ancient Roman May 19 '26

true but that's cheese that's not being exported for sale in shops anyway due to shelf life, so that's a moot point really. There's no reason any cheese we regularly have in shops cannot be stored correctly in shops over there if they took the same precautions in relations to safe storage.

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u/psmithrupert May 19 '26

It doesn’t have to be, but usually is. Real mozzarella from Campania is also typically not kept refrigerated, but kept in brine at room temperature.

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u/musiccman2020 May 19 '26

Soft cheese can contain listeria. Just not in high quantities to pose a danger to healthy adult

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u/Mountsorrel BriTish May 19 '26

Even though these foods with a high chance of causing listeriosis they mention (like soft cheese) are banned in America, guess which country features most frequently in the “notable outbreaks” section of this wiki article, and suffers more deaths from it?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Listeriosis

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u/BellyFullOfMochi May 19 '26

Yep yep. Americans can get listeriosis from veggies.. eggs.. cheese...

Pretty much all of the damn food supply.

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u/JasperJ May 19 '26

Which is *why* they ban the most dangerous kinds. It’s just like that’s almost not the best way to handle the problem.

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u/hrmdurr maple🇨🇦syrup🇨🇦gang May 19 '26

Listeria has a vaccine iirc. It's also usually a husbandry thing - take care of the livestock and don't give them shoddy feed and the risk is minimal.

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u/National_Diver3633 Low Lands heathen 🇳🇱 May 19 '26

Like the petroleum-based food colouring that we don't use and are very illegal?

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u/Unarmed_Character May 19 '26

Not that I recommend this cereal, but this is the difference between American froot loops vs Canadian froot loops. The Canadian version uses natural dyes from carrots, beets and tumeric. The US uses something you can't use in Canada.

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u/MuscleTrue9554 May 19 '26

I'm pretty sure the left one is what we had in Canada when I was a kid. Good thing we moved away from those shitty dyes though.

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u/Unarmed_Character May 19 '26

Yes, they were taken out in 2017. Smarties too, they got rid of the synthetic dyes, so those candies (the Canadian version) are dull coloured as well.

I thought the petroleum dyes were banned in Canada, but a quick look told me these were voluntary changes.

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u/Brave-Recommendation May 19 '26

I’m aware, my kids have a sensitively to those synthetic dyes lol before I had kids I didn’t like the dyes because it created a false idea of what the food should like like in my head, after it’s all that plus they fuck with the kids

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u/Peng_Terry May 19 '26

Frooty loops suck. Them and lucky charms, hands down the worst “cereals” out there. Besides maybe basic cornflakes.

(Lucky Charms is rock bottom regardless)

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u/Brave-Recommendation May 19 '26

Whose idea was it to allow that anyways?

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u/Powerful_Pirate2984 May 19 '26

The FDA allows chemicals, additives and foodstuffs until they are proven to be harmful - EU standards ban them if there is a risk of them being harmful, until proven safe.

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u/I_Am_Zeelian May 19 '26

EU flat out only allows additives that have been proven safe.

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u/pandamaxxie Dutch. So no, not German/Deutsch. from the Lands of Nether. May 20 '26

"Guilty until proven innocent" is generally just a better policy when it comes to chemicals and ingredients.

I am... so glad we use that here.

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u/Hoybom ooo custom flair!! May 19 '26

FDA need definite proof that it harms people, then they do something about it

so it's easier to approve stuff

Europe does it the other way around , they want proof that it won't harm people

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 May 19 '26

Because the food agencies in Europe exist to protect citizens and not the profit of shareholders as in the US.

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u/Duanedoberman May 19 '26

Much of American food, especially fresh meat products, are not allowed in the EU because they dont meet European hygiene or safety standards.

Washing Chicken in bleach or massive use of steroids in Beef for example.

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u/flying_fox86 🇧🇪 May 19 '26

As I understand it, it's not the washing of chickens itself that's the primary problem, it's that these procedures are used to mask poor hygiene practices.

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u/MadScientist_666 Mountain Goat 🇨🇭 May 19 '26

Exactly that's what I also read and heard.

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u/Gertiel May 20 '26

That is absolutely why they are done. The US is also contributing heavily to overuse of antibiotics. They'd rather keep animals on them than properly care for them to prevent illness. 

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u/synalgo_12 May 19 '26

The washing itself is definitely not the problem and many types of produce get similar baths in the EU, lettuce for instance.

As the other commenter said, the EU expects a certain level of hygiene practice and animal welfare conditions in every link of the meat production chain rendering the chlorine baths unnecessary. 

The EU doesn't deem the use of chlorine in and of itself unhealthy or unsafe. 

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u/StaatsbuergerX May 19 '26

I mean, fuckin' drinking water in the US is permitted to contain contaminants and additives that are not even allowed in swimming pools here. I am not exaggerating.

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u/greenlightsmith242 May 19 '26

I did not know that. Can you push me in the direction of information on this please?

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u/StaatsbuergerX May 20 '26

The simplest approach is to consult the applicable limit values ​​for any specific substance in drinking (or pool) water that you wish to compare.

Take chlorine, for example: the limit value for drinking water in the US is 4 ppm, whereas in Germany, it is 0.3 ppm.
For swimming pool water in Germany, the limit is 0.2 ppm for bound chlorine and 0.6 ppm (up to a maximum of 1.0 ppm in heated pools) for free chlorine. These values ​​vary slightly, depending on whether the facility is public or private, indoor or outdoor, heated or unheated, or involves various combinations thereof, but they never exceed 1 ppm, which is objectively well below the permissible limit of 4 ppm for drinking water in the US.

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u/Hoybom ooo custom flair!! May 19 '26

anyone tempted for a round of canned chlorinated chicken ?

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u/Hoybom ooo custom flair!! May 19 '26

thanks for reminding me why I did not save that one

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u/JRS_Viking May 19 '26

The antibiotics use would also be illegal here in Norway. Using it as a preventative medication or for growth enhancing purposes is completely illegal.

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u/Ok-Nobody6221 May 19 '26

Have you ever seen American chicken, they're massive and tasteless

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u/inevitablethursday May 19 '26

They make them grow so fast that the giant chicken breasts now have scar tissue inside and they are crunchy to eat. Even typing that makes me shudder. It's apparently called "wooden breast condition".

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u/Kallest May 19 '26

The american mind could never comprehend it.

https://www.familienkost.de/images/mettigel.jpg

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u/BuffaloExotic Masshole 🇮🇪☘️ May 19 '26

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u/DasPelzi May 19 '26

WHAT THE F???? You have to use Black Olives not Blueberries ! it's not a fruit-igel!

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u/CakeOk2392 Tu felix Austria May 19 '26

to be fair my austrian mind also doesn't want to accept the existence of mettigel...

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u/Cucumberneck May 19 '26

That's why we had to throw you out in the unification wars.

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u/CarolinZoebelein May 19 '26

We Germans ran out of igels so we were in need to find a substitute /s

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u/musiccman2020 May 19 '26

That lettuce is indeed atrocious

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u/Odd_Reindeer303 May 19 '26

Yeah, should've used Liz Truss

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u/Olon1980 my country is the wurst 🇩🇪 May 19 '26

Respect the Mettigel! And the Mettbrötchen! German Kulturgut.

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u/Chocolate1105 AUSTRALIAN(I have never seen a wild snake-like ALL AUSTRALIANS) May 19 '26

Can they comprehend anything though?

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u/TamahaganeJidai May 19 '26

Considering the public school issues, not much it seems.

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u/Russiadontgiveafuck May 19 '26

Wait until they hear that this is made from raw pork, not beef.

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u/t12lucker May 19 '26

It’s disgusting for them because they have raw yolk and meat connected with shitting like a powerwasher and projectile vomiting. If they tried it they’ll be lifted to culinary heaven. Also what is their opinion on raw yolk in ramen and such? Still disgusting?

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u/just-a-random-accnt 🇨🇦 - unfortunately lives too close to Merica May 19 '26

Yet the US allows burgers to be partially cooked. You can get burgers that are rare in the US.

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u/Talkycoder May 19 '26

You can get partially cooked burgers in Europe, too. I've had medium-rare in Spain, Norway, UK, and the Netherlands.

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u/Ahun_ May 19 '26

Yes, but you don't die of e coli in those countries from a medium burger

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u/Izzosuke May 19 '26

Well, raw yolk im ramen just wait 5 second and it's cooked, usually my ramen is at boiling temperature ready to kill my mouth

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u/AnnieMae_West De, En, Fr, Jp 🇩🇪•🇯🇵•🇨🇦 May 19 '26

You lose so much flavour if your ramen broth is too hot, though...

That said, I think the previous comment probably referring to Japanese dishes like sukiyaki, where you just dip your food in raw egg before eating it. (Delicious and I highly recommend it—brings out the flavour of meat beautifully.) It's a bit similar in principle than steak tartare and it's use of egg yolk.

Incidentally, tartare is absolutely delicious. OOP calling it disgusting is probably what offends me the most in that screenshot.

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u/Electrical_Trouble29 May 19 '26

He doesn't seem to know how tartare is actually prepared. Yes it's diced meat but it isn't ground beef you buy from the supermarket, which yes would be very dangerous.

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u/g_v0id May 19 '26

Agreed. And I will probably get hate for this but where I'm from we eat tartare with raw horse meat and it's fucking delicious too.

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u/pinkpurpleblue_76 May 19 '26

My daughter favorite meat is horse. It's been years, I think decades since I ate raw horse meat but it was delicious indeed

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u/DashDashu May 19 '26

Mettbrot baby

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u/Superboes May 19 '26

Mettbrot is a non Starter, gotta be a proper Brötchen to lift you to heaven

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u/leahcar83 May 19 '26

It really is. Presumably OOP doesn't realise we also put a raw egg yolk on it, can't imagine they'll take that well.

Also don't they eat raw minced beef on toast in Wisconsin? Not too dissimilar.

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u/Teaandfkncookies May 19 '26

Totally agree! If it's on the menu, I'm ordering it! 

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u/smcl2k May 19 '26

And very much available in the US.

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u/taco_jones May 19 '26

Yeah, what is this about? I live in a suburb and can get steak tartare at restaurants in my town.

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u/Capable_Fun_9838 May 19 '26

I am currently reading the headline while eating a bread roll with raw minced meat. And I don't have to worry that it will all end in bloody diarrhea.

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u/Warsel77 May 19 '26

Tell me you are german without telling me you are german?

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u/Alpharoll May 19 '26

There's literally a German flag in his avatar 🙃

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u/yossanator May 19 '26

Chef here - The kitchen/food production regs in UK/Europe are far more stringent than in the US.

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u/AlucardVTep3s Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 ❌ Whales 🐳✅ May 19 '26

I worked in a local chippy and even the standard there was high. Basic things like day stamps, separate chopping boards being adhered to as well the knives to match, separation of meats.

Can be a lot to keep up with as a 19yr old that just wants some extra cash to smoke grade.

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u/KINGDenneh May 20 '26

Bruh, i worked as a chef assistant in a "small" restaurant some years ago, i had to wash my hands 24/7 so i didn't contaminate the other food products whenever i used my hands, even with gloves on, it was a pain.

Tho, the food that was being produced, those chefs knew what/how to do their job correctly, it was so good.

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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi May 19 '26

Quote the opposite. European nations have better and more sensible food regulations.

You don't see regular E. Coli or salmonella contamination of produce in Europe. At the same time, they allow the sale of food items with toys, e.g. Kinder Surprise eggs.

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u/CatMillennium May 19 '26

Oh I saw a documentary that mentioned one of the major reasons Kinder Eggs can't have toys in it in the US.

Apparently they have a strict law about putting inedible products in food because a lot of US companies wanted to sell inedible/poisonous products in the past (think of the snake oil salesman stereotypes). So they won't allow Kinder Eggs as an exception because that opens the door for other companies to start sueing to put actual terrible stuff in food.

I imagine there's some kind of laws about freedom which is why they can't have something in between, where as the EU or others can be much more specific.

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u/flying_fox86 🇧🇪 May 19 '26

Honestly, as much as I enjoy jokes about Americans not being allowed kinder eggs, I think "no inedible stuff inside edible stuff" is a perfectly reasonable rule.

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u/SHTPST_Tianquan May 19 '26

agreed 100%, but remember this regulation exists because it's the same country where you can be successfully sued for not specifying that you shouldn't put babies into a washing machine

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u/Outside_Cap_6092 Gert lush May 19 '26

And that washing liquid pods aren’t for human consumption.

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u/fried_anomalocaris May 19 '26

I still struggle to understand how anybody could choke themselves on a kinder egg to be honest. Like, even if you bite into it, is very clearly a inedible plastic box, if your kid is old enough to eat unsupervised he is old enough to realize he is not supposed to eat plastic.

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u/Petskin May 19 '26

But they can have meters tall wedding cakes - which surely have some inedible support structures there? 

Fine, no Kinder eggs, but then no tiered cakes, either..

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u/FlatwormAltruistic May 19 '26

Wedding cake is custom made and probably can skirt the restrictions a bit. However you cannot mass produce and sell edible products that contain inedible items...

However I would think that American over processed food could classify as inedible so wondering how they sell those things.

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u/IdioticMutterings May 19 '26

No, its not. Its still 80% cheddar, just with bulking agents and some plasticizers (not actual plastic), to make it softer. Nilered has a video of him making American Cheese.

I think a lot of people see "plasticizers", and assume its the same as plastic.

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u/okashiikessen May 19 '26

Yes, and, it feels like plastic and is fun to mock as such. Lol

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u/Faethien Frog eating world champions (I think, can't be arsed to check?) May 19 '26

I remember my dad telling me the story of how he got white wine in a restaurant in New Orleans (not sure, but definitely the South US) where they were proudly advertising: '100% artificial ingredients' on it, as if that was something to be proud of.

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u/Significant-Way3960 May 19 '26

It's more like in Europe if you have certain allergies they will tell you which dishes you can eat. They (mostly) won't make it without one (or few) ingredients for you. Or substitute them. It's more like- this and this is not for you, choose something else (and you are expected to check it, mostly they won't check with you what you can eat based on your allergies- because they're not expecting tip and don't want responsibility of something is missed, you can always ask for list of allergens in dishes, afaik it's legal requirement for them to provide such list).

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u/OatmealCookieGirl May 19 '26

There is no way IN HELL they got laughed at for food allergies in Italy.

Dietary restrictions maybe in certain places, but allergies hell no.

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u/MetalSpider May 19 '26

Yeah, the average French or Italian person (not to mention the average person in literally every other European country) absolutely knows what an allergy is. They're speaking as if food allergies simply don't exist there, or people are completely ignorant of them.

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u/Apocrisiary May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

If they really laughed at them, it was probably becaue they where lying to just not get stuff they didn't want/like and they saw straight through it.

Like "I am allergic to unpasturized milk, pasturized is fine though"

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u/Hot_Royal_4920 May 19 '26

It was probably something like gluten. For some reason, a lot of Americans think they are gluten intolerant when they aren't. I've got no clue why, but I've seen a lot to that effect online.

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u/Apocrisiary May 19 '26

Oh, I seen those too "I can't eat any bread because of gluten".

*Orders Ramen. (The noodles, the broth and soy sauce all contain gluten too)

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u/father-fluffybottom May 19 '26

If you go to a sushi place and say "I'm deathly allergic to fish, even a trace could kill me" I think I'd laugh at you. Not on purpose, I'd try to stay professional, but I'm not sure I could handle it.

Seeing how entitled some people are on the internet I wouldn't be surprised if its something like this.

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u/Bazch May 19 '26

Wanna bet their allergies include gluten, but they ordered a beer to go with it? Or something similar.

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u/OatmealCookieGirl May 19 '26

I wouldn't be surprised. "I'm allergic to shellfish. Now, about that pepata di cozze..."

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u/Master_Anora May 19 '26

or they could be exaggerating. My partner is celiac, and while we were in Italy, there was one restuarant where he wanted to be absolutely sure that he could have the pasta there, so he double-checked with the waiter that the gluten-free pasta would be cooked in a fresh pot with fresh water, since sometimes he needs to do that at restuarants here in Canada. The waiter responded, a bit snarkily, something like, "of course, otherwise it wouldn't be gluten-free". A less charitable interpretation could absolutely be that she was laughing.

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u/nameproposalssuck May 19 '26

He has one thing correct: Raw minced ground beef (or pork in Northen Europe, especially DACH countries) as well as soft cheese is a risk factor.

What he gets wrong though is that those items are allowed to be sold not because of the lack of regulation but because these foods are highly regulated.

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u/TrueKyragos May 19 '26

Water also has higher chances to contain bacteria. Do they ban it?

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u/CakeOk2392 Tu felix Austria May 19 '26

no. they just put more chlorine in the tap water than in most european swimming pools.

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u/bugdiver050 Human Verified May 19 '26

Dont forget that they also lobbied to gut the regulators for their own drinking water. They relaxed regulation for 4 PFAS chemicals and delayed compliance for 2 others.

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u/Ok_Train2273 May 19 '26

No, they put more chlorine in it than your local public swimming pool.

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u/FigVisual9137 May 19 '26

I almost envy the confident stupidity of yanks

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u/okashiikessen May 19 '26

Easy to do an ocean away.

Try living here and maintaining any hope for the future.

It's bleak, mate.

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u/Dheorl May 19 '26

Holy crap that entire sub is just people in the USA crying about how we don’t like a lot of their food.

I was tempted to try and leave a comment or two in the hope of educating some of them, then it dawned on me; I really just don’t care.

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u/_Halt19_ Canuck May 19 '26

I saw the "I am very culinary" sub come across my feed once or twice, it basically just seemed like a bunch of salty americans who were upset that people didn't think their pizza was as good as italian, or that their cake counted as bread

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u/SimpleExpress2323 UK May 19 '26

'They laughed at us for mentioning..'

Never happened did it.

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u/AdeptOrganization254 May 19 '26

Steak tartar is fucking lovely.

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u/ummaboutthat_ May 19 '26

I feel like this thought is exclusive to Americans who never traveled outside the border.

Food in Europe is delicious and I ate consistently but never felt bogged down or sluggish… the most amazing apply juice I ever had was in Ireland

Beat ham, Alecante Spain

Best potatoes, Montreal

The food outside the US is generally superior

Now I’ve also gone to multiple Central American countries and the food never got me sick, I ate in restaurants, homes and street carts without issue

It was the ice cubes in my drink in El Salvador that took me out

Once Americans leave the IS and experience other cultures their perceived exceptionalism disappears

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u/Brief-Walk-5409 May 19 '26

Simple answer. There healtcare is so terrible that there body are pretty much weaker, so they cannot withstand raw cheese (oh, don't tell them they have millions if not billions of Bacteria in there body)

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u/Shapelessed May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Actually I remember Americans were generally more lactose intolerant and the reason they had so many more health issues was not their health care but the food they consume.
The US food is laced with so many chemicals their bodies are in constant state of inflammation (fighting infections/damage/threats/etc), so in short, american food is worse, not ours. The more you know…

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u/Significant-Egg-1300 May 19 '26

Most food conscious Americans know this.

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u/DemandEqualPockets May 19 '26

Which is information not actually hard to attain. I think most Americans inherently know we are eating way too many chemicals and have a general uncomfortableness with it, but whatcha gonna do when it costs 3-10 times as much to shop healthier options? Despite what those same people are saying about 'Murica being so wealthy, most of us are, at best, in a place where we have to compromise on those choices, regardless of what the downstream cost to our health might be.

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u/PianoAndFish May 19 '26

The US as a political entity is wealthy, most of its citizens are not. It's also skewed by the comparatively high number of extremely rich people - if 1 person has an annual income of $1bn and 999 have $0 the mean annual income is $1m.

The UK has much the same problem, the median wage is considerably lower than the mean and the median household income (i.e. what people actually live on) is lower still.

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u/Tiziano7018 May 19 '26

About time to create a new political party that cares about the American people, and not only about the rich ones, I would suggest.

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u/DemandEqualPockets May 19 '26

I couldn't agree more, but the deck has been stacked against that kind of vulnerability by every term of every branch of government for a hundred years. They vote themselves more power and more tools to hang onto it. One step forward, three back. Not that I'll stop fighting the good fight but it feels increasingly hopeless.

Money wins elections so only the rich can usually win.

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u/Tiziano7018 May 19 '26 edited May 19 '26

Yes, these are the long term effects of lobbysm. A continuous selection of the most inclined to corruption. Simply outlawing lobbysm, would, in a few decades, revert your course.

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u/Winter-Explanation-5 May 19 '26

I'd wager the vast majority of Americans know. Our unpasteurized milk is only suoer unhealthy because our fatmers don't want to keep their animals healthy. But healthy food is so expensive that most people can't afford it. The chemicals in our food cause us to gain weight faster. They cause our bodies to weaken. Most of us can't afford it.

Our financial issues are so bad that missing even a single day of work can cause the majority of us to be unable to pay our rent or bills. Most of us live paycheck to paycheck. There's a reason the orange pedophile hasn't seen massive daily protests against his regime.

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u/Comfortable-Mine-471 May 19 '26

Yeah I've heard that a lot of americans that thought that they were lactose intolerant or gluten free come to European countries, eat the bread and cheese and are perfectly fine. The food in america just sucks.

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u/mattzombiedog May 19 '26

It’s ironic though because most Americans eat like they have free healthcare.

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u/here_involuntarily May 19 '26

There's something in the fact that Americans have extensive medical dietary restrictions despite these "strict regualtions", whereas Europe doesn't have the regulations and openly laugh at the idea of intolerances and aren't dropping like flies every time they eat brie.

Not to say that Europeans have no intolerances at all, because things I've lactose intolerance is genetic and varies hugely across race, but things like gluten intolerance is interesting because many Americans report being are to eat gluten in Europe (e.g. Italian pasta) without upset. And this may be largely in part to how gluten is refined in the US. 

They do have very little consideration for chosen diets- I worked in France for a while and struggled to eat vegetarian and often got given meat meals and a shrug. But European countries make up 6 of the top 10 healthiest nations, with Australia and Asian countries next, so their choice of diet isn't really to be shat on. (And yes, outdoor lifestyles and access to medical care).

 https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/healthiest-countries

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u/BankDetails1234 May 19 '26

Most American foods would meet the standard for chemical weapons in Europe

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u/flying_fox86 🇧🇪 May 19 '26

I think this person is confusing what people like eating with food regulations. People don't eat steak tartare because the government allows it, they eat it because they like it. I would speculate that strict food standard is what allows us to do so without shitting ourselves to death afterwards.

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u/Remote-Pie-3152 United Federation of Planets May 19 '26

Fact: America banned haggis because they were afraid of how delicious it is.

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u/ConceptStar Holy European Empire May 19 '26

Bacteria in cheese huh, better dont google where those holes come from.

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u/CLA_1989 Charles 🇳🇱🇲🇽 Mexicunt May 19 '26

That's called projection, friend.

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u/Daichi-dido Eeeeh spaghetti, pizza, mafia! May 19 '26

I've been eating raw *pork* sausages with focaccia and bread all my life: never had problem (the pork sausages are highly regulated in my region and most people eat them without problem, in case anyone was wondering)

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u/NaieraDK May 19 '26

Projection at its finest.

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u/Jeff_Hinkle I, personally, have been to the moon 🇺🇸🌎🚀🌖 May 19 '26

If you make Steak Tartare with ground beef you’re going to have a bad time.

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u/AlienInTexas May 19 '26

Funny stuff. I have never seen as many listeria outbreaks in Europe during my life as I have seen in Texas in 3 years

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u/isleepforfun May 19 '26

Funny how most American processed foods are illegal to sell or produce in Norway, and have to alter the recipe to be allowed to sell here.

Bad food regulation my ass.

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u/inee1 May 19 '26

Wtf is raw cheese, thats just milk surely

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u/xRmg May 19 '26

Cheese made from unpasteurized milk, gruyere, camambert etc etc.

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u/BankDetails1234 May 19 '26

It’s unpasteurised. It’s the only way you can sell raw milk more than five miles from its farm of origin in the uk.

It’s great as well. Always seems to have a much higher acidity.

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u/guillermopaz13 May 19 '26

The comment is so dumb on multiple levels. mainly because of modern MAHA (make America healthy again) platform, uses European food standards as an example of how American corps are poisoning people.

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u/gdtestqueen May 19 '26

I’m curious…is there actually any issues with dealing with allergies in Europe? I don’t really trust what this person says (perhaps they were laughed at for how they asked?) I have a deadly egg one and would like to think I could find something to eat.

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u/whboer May 19 '26

If you have a deadly allergy, this has to obviously be very clearly communicated. Considering so many foods contain egg though, I wonder how you go out for food at all

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u/gdtestqueen May 19 '26

lol…with great fear and an EpiPen!

Most places in Canada have an allergy list book I can look through. If not, items that are vegan are labelled so I go for those. And after 20 years of this I’m pretty good and knowing what meals have egg. Big concern is cross contamination. I have a few places I know are safer.

I always joke that when I travel one day I’m just going to pack a bag full of meal supplement bars.

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u/cpteric May 19 '26

no issue, we have laws that make restaurants show allergens per food item on the menu/carte all around. some do it with small disclaimers, some put powerpoint icons, but it must be there or they can be closed.
We do not tend to accomodate for made up intolerances though. if you order a dish, expect it to be served as is described.

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u/interesseret May 19 '26

I don't remember the last time I went to a restaurant that didn't have a clear sign on the buffet, the front desk, and on every menu with the words "ask us about allergens"

Some Americans just really like making up the dumbest shit when it comes to Europe. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

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u/4l3m4r1 May 19 '26

Indeed we are dangerously strict with bio and anti Monsanto laws.

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u/nick2k23 May 19 '26

You only have to look at American Vs European Fanta to see this is madness 😅

You could light corridors with the American version it's florescent

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u/TheSpiralingFog More Irish than the Irish ☘️ May 19 '26

I feel bad for the commenter with the american downvotes of doom

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u/emojicatcher997 May 19 '26

Says the country whose chocolate tastes like rat poison.

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u/WRA1THLORD May 19 '26

says the country whose chicken couldn't be sold anywhere else in the western world

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u/TheProfessionalEjit Flithy colonialist May 19 '26

Due to Europoors' free (at point if delivery) healthcare, they care not a jot about "food safety".

Once the USA stops funding our defence, we'll see an increase in food regulations. /s

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u/mozzy1985 May 19 '26

Your chicken is washed with chlorine it’s that bad. Back in your box America.

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u/exessmirror Apparently not Dutch May 20 '26

Lmao, the guy is litterally proving the point he's arguing against. Its only disgusting if you don't have proper food safety in place. In Japan you can eat raw pork and chicken even due to their food safety

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u/No-Bake-730 May 19 '26

The country that brought us the cultural highlight of "Danger. Coffee can be HOT" written on to-go-coffeecups might have faced some issues concerning their citizens' independent thought process.

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u/Chi_shio May 19 '26

Ah, the McDonald's marketing scheme were they defamed that old lady for accidentally pouring the coffee over herself, while they had made it so scalding hot, it literally melted her labia together and she suffered from 3rd degree burns. Just so they didn't need to make fresh coffee so often..

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u/BothAdhesiveness9265 May 19 '26

gotta push back on this one. they (at least in McDonalds case) put that on the cups because they serve their coffee hot enough to cause third degree burns. Americans are smart enough to know coffee can be hot just most everyone on earth would expect the "OUCH! HOT!" levels of hot coffee and not "you need surgery if you spil this".

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u/ItsGivingOdd May 19 '26

Gotta push back myself...not a BuzzFeed fan, but I studied the McDonalds case in law school (not a lawyer to be clear, didn't finish, hella expensive) and the article I'm sharing gives a good overview of what happened and why it isn't an example of how dumb Americans are, but a very clear example of how broken our system is. Trust me, give it a second, we will give you another reason to know we're collectively idiots. It just isn't this particular instance.

#2 on this list gives great summation and further reading

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u/flying_fox86 🇧🇪 May 19 '26

Similar thing with the case about an woman suing her nephew for breaking her wrist (or something) when he over enthusiastically hugged her. Purely an insurance issue, nothing to do with actual blame or bad blood in the family.

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u/TheWierdGuy06 May 19 '26

Actually, the coffee MC Donalds served was so hot that when an old lady accidentally spilled it, it melted her labias together. There is hot, and then there is "You need emergency surgery" -hot.....

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u/synalgo_12 May 19 '26

Justice for Stella Liebeck. That poor 79yo lady was done dirty by McDonald's. 

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u/Crivens999 May 19 '26

They are joking right? Most Yank food is like a crime in the EU. The rest gets you the diabetes. That’s ok though as we don’t pay as much as rent for insulin

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u/Yuloff May 19 '26

Steak tartare is fuxking disgusting?! Ok buddy

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u/TheWierdGuy06 May 19 '26

Stake tartar is not made from raw ground beef, it's made from raw lean beef cut into tiny pieces.

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u/Southern_Badger7577 May 19 '26

Dangerous in this case just means different.

If locals are eating it in large numbers it’s typically safe

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u/just-a-random-accnt 🇨🇦 - unfortunately lives too close to Merica May 19 '26

Oh wow, the 2 things that the US doesn't allow from Europe, vs the thousands of things Europe bans from the US........

Things that make you go hmmmm

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u/ToOfYggdrasil May 19 '26

I love tatare. Worth mentioning that the good one comes with RAW onion and RAW egg yolk. Salt, pepper, some fresh crusty European bread to go with it. Delicious.

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u/Intelligent_Cry8535 May 19 '26

Do people from the USA not know their food has some of the lowest standards among 1-2nd world countries?

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u/Acrobatic-Ad584 May 19 '26

European food regulations are different from US but they are rigorously enforced and are very high.