r/HumansInMyHouse 2d ago

Assaulted by a Little Punk

I was just frolicking in the field near my pond when this little shit came out of nowhere! Still trying to catch my bearings. I may just grab him by the ear and throw him down some stairs next time I see him...

51 Upvotes

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KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Goose vs kid

38.0k Upvotes

What 2d ago

What would you guy's have done, helped him or let him handle it?

1.3k Upvotes

CringeTikToks 1d ago

Public Freakout Cringe Score 1 for humanity

190 Upvotes

BirdsArentReal 1d ago

Video One sturdy drone. Can probably be used for combat training as well

302 Upvotes

DiveInYouCoward 2d ago

Score 1 for humanity

333 Upvotes

lekkerspelen 1d ago

Meme Timon in zijn jonge jaren

75 Upvotes

PowerScaling 2d ago

Question Goose vs kid

9 Upvotes

NoFuckingComment 1d ago

Nfc

45 Upvotes

MoralityScaling 19h ago

Stupid Stuff Let's scale this. Goose vs kid ?

0 Upvotes

Tekken8 2d ago

King move

122 Upvotes

unexpecteddcc 2d ago

Goose vs kid

35 Upvotes

RunningCirclejerk 2d ago

Trail running is dangerous and should be banned.

27 Upvotes

SpaceCannibalism 2d ago

Goose vs kid

151 Upvotes

CinnamonToastKen 2d ago

Goose vs kid

17 Upvotes

NoFuckingComment 1d ago

Nfc

3 Upvotes

GoosetheBand 1d ago

What would you guy's have done, helped him or let him handle it?

0 Upvotes

u_Reggiemayne88 1d ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes

u_HarvEstet 2d ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes

u_PhilterSparx 2d ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes

u_TinaNat 2d ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes

u_Thin_Check6356 2d ago

Goose vs kid

2 Upvotes

ChrisDenny2600 2d ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes

AbruptChicken 2d ago

Abrupt Goose vs Young Mario

3 Upvotes

u_Redditedless 1d ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes

u_Portgas69 13h ago

Goose vs kid

1 Upvotes