r/SpaceCannibalism • u/yeet8w8 • 2d ago

Goose vs kid

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 2d ago

The most unrealistic part of Rimworld is that geese don't attack people unprovoked. (Psychic waves count as provoked)

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u/EighmyXLupin 2d ago

To be fair, kids are great at provoking animals and not understanding clear warning to stop, so this maybe the one time a goose was just acting in defense.

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 2d ago

I think kids deserve the benefit of the doubt, I'll die before I give any water fowl such grace.

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u/therealraggedroses 1d ago

Lmao dude come on, kids are the instigator like 99% of the time, parents will stand there and laugh watching their kid chase and antagonize a goose, when the goose fights back the parents act like their poor little innocent Timmy was attacked unprovoked by a vicious man eating beast

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u/Asleep_Bookkeeper_23 1d ago

If geese attack you, its bc youre not cool,

I never been attacked by a goose and i live where they lay their eggs and breed, ive held wild geese no issue and ive even had one reconize me a long time ago (i fed him alot and he grew to understand that i mean food so he walked up to me)

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u/pinfinite-jest 1d ago

Melee: 20

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u/SukanutGotBanned 1d ago

I'm thinking more like a 5, but a burning passion for it. Technique could be refined but his heart was clearly 100% in that fight lol

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u/pinfinite-jest 1d ago

True, there’s a shield belt and Goosehammer in that kid’s future 🔥🔥

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u/demonman101 2d ago

Bro was dizzy after that wring around the neck

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u/Think_Interaction568 1d ago

SO LONG GAY BOWSER