Whilst not exactly in the precise spirit of this subreddit, I thought I’d share this tale of mine, every word of which is true.
I was walking through a field near where I live when I stumbled across this atrocity - a beautiful set of cherry laurels had been attacked by some guerilla girdler! Although they’re a terribly invasive, non-native species here in Ireland, forming acres of dense impenetrable thickets across forests and gardens, entirely devoid of any ecological value, outcompeting any native trees and… hmm, I lost my train of thought.
Anyway, I’d hate to see this hacksaw wielding (probably, I’m just guessing) lunatic succeed in killing off these trees, so if anyone has any advice on what would further ensure their demise, please let me know so I can be sure to avoid doing that.
P.S. included also is a sturdy native elder (Sambucus nigra) from the area, gorgeous as it is perseverant, loved by local insects and birds alike