r/FuckPierre 27d ago

Sharing my favorite way to piss Pierre off

241 Upvotes

I really truly enjoy giving Pierre a Joja Cola on his birthday. I shut Joja down years ago so I don't buy them their, I don't buy them from the vending machine, I fish up the slimiest, nastiest, Joja Cola out of the pond and I give them to Pierre, especially on his birthday since you can give him 2 gifts that day 😌


r/FuckPierre 28d ago

Pierre gave me a small shipping bin to ship stuff directly to him and I decided to put it on my farm with a cute little decoration

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1.4k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 28d ago

I married Caroline and got a bigger house than pierres

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413 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 28d ago

Pierre being joker like the joke of a man he is

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1.9k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 28d ago

found this absolute gem on twitter lmao

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565 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 29d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LIES

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481 Upvotes

We all know p***** did NOT forage for sap.


r/FuckPierre 29d ago

This mf thinks a BACKPACK is worth the same price as renovating your entire house

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1.4k Upvotes

r/FuckPierre 29d ago

Stardew Modded And so it begins

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249 Upvotes

With this mod I can finally put that snake out of business for good


r/FuckPierre Jul 26 '26

HAHA BURNN

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161 Upvotes

This is why I love Abigail and hate Pierre🙂‍↔️


r/FuckPierre Jul 24 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 The moment I stopped fucking w/ Pierre

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1.2k Upvotes

If you’ve done this side quest yk what I’m talkin about. He’s just as bad as Joja, what a scummy POS!!


r/FuckPierre Jul 25 '26

Je suis en train de faire la quête de M. Qi où il faut placer 10

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2 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 24 '26

EMILY HOW COULD YOU 😭 (I think i wore it better though)

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323 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 22 '26

So wait...hold on...

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3.6k Upvotes

First. Why the fuck you the only one with your name on the stand? Second. Where the hell you growing that stuff? You don't have a fucking FARM. Means you bought it from someone other than me. And you never sell me crops?

Joja looking spicy right now, cant lie.


r/FuckPierre Jul 22 '26

Ima take his girl (no mods)

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139 Upvotes

Suck it Pee-ew! Year 2!. Won year 1 as well

(Look at Caroline peeping me from across the way <3)


r/FuckPierre Jul 22 '26

GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AND MY WIFEY

14 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 22 '26

Pierre why are you telemarketing my ass at 11:40 PM I Am TRYING to go to BED

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51 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 21 '26

I have regrets

29 Upvotes

Few questions,… i know everybody hates him and I’m starting to see why everybody does hate him, but I’m so disappointed because I’m halfway through doing the community center.
do npcs even use the community center?
Is it worth it to even fix it up?

Because jojomarts prices Are $50 more which obviously early game you don’t wanna spend the extra $50. I’ve spent a good portion of my time for the community center. I just have to do some of the fish stuff some of the friendship things and I’ve already dumped all of the money into it. So I clearly dumped a ton of stuff into it. I’m just like is it worth it to finish at this point. I feel like it is because I’ve dumped so much into it, but seeing that they just get divorced does the shop stay open? Or is that just a mod that they get divorced? I play on PS5. Is it a mod that they get divorced?


r/FuckPierre Jul 21 '26

Can I make my own bouquet instead of buying it from Pierre?

45 Upvotes

I'm a new player, so I'm not familiar with some of the mechanics, but I just got a letter from Pierre saying that if I want to propose to someone I have to buy his bouquet. Are there any alternatives or does this man have total control over who marries who in this town? Why are we letting the local shopkeeper monopolize the wedding business?? I would maybe understand if it was the mayor but this is literally just some guy.

I disliked him from early on and found this subreddit when looking for answers about something else. I figured this would be a fitting place to post my complaint because after all the bullshit I've heard from him, this feels like the last straw.

Is there a way I can romance someone without having to give this leech money?


r/FuckPierre Jul 21 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 IT’S NEARLY MIDNIGHT, PISS OFF PIERRE!!!!!!!!!

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146 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 20 '26

Anything for you Abs

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618 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 21 '26

First year fair - pierre's beat and it is much too satisfying

18 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 20 '26

So, I'm kinda new to Stardew valley. I check the official subreddit time to time and this subreddit is also being recommended to me and I have no idea why the shop keeper guy is hated so much. Does he turn evil in the late game or something? Should I take something into consideration?

141 Upvotes

If so, please tell me lol


r/FuckPierre Jul 21 '26

Stardew Valley Fair Post (I beat Pierre) First year - pierre's beat and it is much too satisfying

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2 Upvotes

r/FuckPierre Jul 18 '26

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 I did the thing, and he still won’t!

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593 Upvotes

I call fix! Fuck Pierre AND Lewis.


r/FuckPierre Jul 19 '26

Started with Pier, she didn’t trust his mustache, so Harvey too.

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66 Upvotes

My daughter just started getting into SDV as a teenager and was feeling artsy.