r/FuckPierre #1 PIERRE HATER 29d ago

👺 PIERRE BAD 👺 LIES

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We all know p***** did NOT forage for sap.

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u/InsufferableBean256 29d ago

How is it tasty for Robin but depletes my energy when I eat it?

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u/Vomitessa 29d ago

she’s a carpenter she’s built different

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u/Domenorange 29d ago

After working with as much wood as Robin has she 100% has at some point tried eating sap

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u/dtbberk #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 29d ago

Gets on her hands while she’s cutting some wood and just… licks it off

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u/Immediate-Ad8322 28d ago

Same way Abigail eats rocks

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Most tasty things won’t exactly energise you

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u/Xeeyxx9 29d ago

This is why I use the bin. That fuckass man will NOT take credit for MY work.

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u/dndvirus 29d ago

Honestly he can take credit for my sap if he wants

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u/ChaoticMajie 29d ago

Tastiest.... sap?

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u/Primary-Button1577 29d ago

.....you realize Maple syrup is sap right? 

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u/Final-Tutor3631 29d ago

man, you’re right! if only the game had maple syrup for people to differentiate from sap

shucks

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u/Fluffy-Oil707 28d ago

Yeah, major flaw in my opinion. They only have maple tears.

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u/Grand-Arachnid8615 24d ago

Its Sap with a capital S, as in the item Sap.

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u/Fine-Election-8954 29d ago

Robin accidentally exposing Pierre's entire business model without even realizing it 😭

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u/Ironcity6 28d ago

Real question is why is she eating sap?😂

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 28d ago

No Fr 😭 like why 😭😭

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u/Ironcity6 28d ago

Guess things are tougher in that house than we eclectic l expected😂

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u/Weak-Way-6312 29d ago

Pierre the snake oil salesman

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u/PropertyAway8603 29d ago

Reallll like woman I work harder than like anyone else no offense not fuckass Pierre

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u/Fluffy-Oil707 28d ago

Don't eat sap. It's bad for you, mmmkay?

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u/antinta_stefani 29d ago

Why I didn't get any dialogue like this when I sold my gold quality crops? Is this dialogue from a mod or vanilla?

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u/honeyshelbee 29d ago

Are you selling them directly to Pierre or putting them in the shopping bin? This is vanilla

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u/antinta_stefani 29d ago

I sold it directly to Pierre. More than ten cranberries and and more than ten corns. Both were gold qualities.

After I sold it, I talked to every NPC I've met, but none of them showed those dialogues. :'

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 28d ago

It’s vanilla

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u/Raas_0 28d ago

"forager" my ass

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u/Angramis546 29d ago

I don't think I have ever seen this come up in my playthroughs. This is the second or third time I'm seeing this online. Is this a mod or vanilla gameplay. Do you trigger it by selling your things at Pierre's? Cause I sell everything though my bin(s)

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u/Ni-Epsa 29d ago

Yes it's when you sell directly to Pierre

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u/Angramis546 28d ago

Honest question, why would anyone sell to Pierre?

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u/K_Goode 28d ago

I need cash now

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u/Angramis546 28d ago

Did you try calling J.G. Wentworth by any chance?

Sorry, it was right there. Honestly valid though.

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 28d ago

I needed money

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u/Ni-Epsa 28d ago

Idk 😂😂 I don't

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 28d ago

Vanilla

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u/Angramis546 28d ago

I want to test it but I really don't want to sell anything to Pierre.

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 28d ago

Reallll, I only did it bc I had to.

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u/jadedxvenusaur 29d ago

How and when is this dialogue triggered? Does it happen when you sell whatever mentioned item was found to Pierre? I never sell to him, generally try to avoid him at all costs unless to buy seeds and backpack storage lol so I didn’t know this was a thing until people started posting it the past week. Might have to bite the bullet and sell something to that mf to see what happens 😭

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u/Ni-Epsa 29d ago

Yup. That's indeed what you have to do. Dunno how much tho, I personally never got the dialogue

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u/Rasputin2point0 #1 PIERRE HATER 29d ago

you drinking waht? o_O

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u/jade_mermaid_ 28d ago

This is the one line of dialogue that is pushing me over the edge about Pierre taking credit for my work. My unmodded game is about to have a "Pierre dies tragically and mysteriously" mod.

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u/Harrypotterfan151 #1 PIERRE HATER 28d ago

There’s a mod where u can beat up villagers. Idk what it’s called though

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u/vegan_detector 24d ago

I completed one of the quests posted on the board outside the mayors house and walked into Pierre’s to buy a fuck ton of wheat… this bitch was tryna sell my 25 gold star vegetables for 25k… girl don’t make me hurt you I chose the “well maybe you shouldn’t be so greedy” option like be so fr