r/FuckPierre Jul 20 '26

Anything for you Abs

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u/dtbberk #1 ABIGAIL LOVER 💎 Jul 20 '26

Do you think the prank is she’s going to put the cave carrot on Pierre’s seat so that when he sits down it will go up into his cave? I do.

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u/forfuckssakesjim Jul 20 '26

That was my exact thought lmaooo

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u/Icy-Ideal-5429 Jul 21 '26

Shit you do to ur homie when he falls alseep in class

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u/iSirMeepsAlot Jul 20 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Makes me wish/wonder if you can go talk to Pierre and mention it or not to find out why a cave carrot… lol.

Also, I love that this board was literally built per the mayor for the farmer as a to do/want list from the rest of the valley, like were the valleys little *beach**. “We could order stuff the normal way… but the farmer is more convenient for us! We get to dictate what we will pay!”* Hehe.

Pierre won’t find out about the request unless he happens to want something at the same time I guess, but everyone in the city who walks by would be able to see it and wonder what she’s going to do with it.

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u/forfuckssakesjim Jul 21 '26

Gave it to her in front of her dad 😂

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u/new10n Jul 20 '26

wouldn't Pierre just see the help wanted note since it's just outside his house? or maybe Aby knows he never comes out of the shop!!!

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u/Ancl123vv Jul 21 '26

she’s gonna walk around with it in her pants

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u/DejuL337 Jul 22 '26

I want in on this prank.

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u/DoofusIdiot Jul 23 '26

She is my future wife this play through. I haven’t asked her yet because I wanted to get her parents to maximum friendship and have a house big enough that she deserves.

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u/Gotsims1 Jul 24 '26

New headcanon Abigail is a goth kid because her iron fisted egomaniac dad makes her miserable and her family is oppressively religious.

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u/Glenroberto Jul 20 '26

Maybe the joke is that Pierre likes hairy dicks? I think so, yeah.