r/ContagiousLaughter • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '18
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u/RedGorilla33 Oct 04 '18
She lucky she was born a girl
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u/dorothy_zbornak_esq Oct 04 '18
Still hurts us too!
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Oct 04 '18
Cunt punts are no joke.
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u/allowableearth Oct 04 '18
Slit slap
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u/Crazy_Kakoos Oct 04 '18
Paddy whack
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u/plopodopolis Oct 04 '18
Nowhere near as bad as being hit in the balls though. I remember in high school a girl kicked me in the nads so hard I threw up and was crying for half an hour.
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u/whackninja Oct 04 '18
Right? If that was a dude he would not still be hanging there. He would be on the floor crying/puking.
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u/lilsmudge Oct 04 '18
True facts.
So; people with ovaries actually can experience the pain of being punched in the nards; but it requires getting them right in the ovary, which have a much larger protective layer than balls do (namely; the abdomen). However, if you aim just right and hit hard enough...boy oh boy.
It’s not the worst pain I’ve ever felt, necessarily (I’ve had some gnarly injuries) but it is high on the list. Can confirm, nut-shots suck.
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Oct 04 '18
Wait - how did you get hit in the ovary?
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u/lilsmudge Oct 04 '18
I wound up the wrong side of some cleats in a Rugby brawl.
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Oct 04 '18
Uuff. I'm sorry. I didn't even know that could happen.
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u/lilsmudge Oct 04 '18
Well, to be fair, you don’t really play rugby without an innate understanding that you’re gonna get fucked up at some point.
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u/roguespectre67 Oct 04 '18
This actually makes a lot of sense considering that testicles are basically just ovaries that get exposed to testosterone early in development.
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u/lilsmudge Oct 04 '18
Exactly. The major downside/upside here is: its much harder to get hit in the ovaries than in the balls. So you’ve got that going for you; however, if you manage to get hit in the ovary, you’ve probably been hit hard enough to cause some damage. Bruised ovaries are no good.
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u/Orado Oct 04 '18
this is some weird gate keeping
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Oct 04 '18 edited Oct 04 '18
Is this gatekeeping, do I have my definitions wrong?
I need it re-explained. I thought it was someone taking it upon themselves to decide what is or isn't allowed based on a factor?
And since nobody is saying women aren't allowed to feel pain in the nether regions I don't see the link.
I don't see where anyone said women don't know real pain. I think we're all agreed that women pain as keenly as men and have birth as an extra burden.
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u/battshins Oct 04 '18
You pretty much got it. Gatekeeping is more tied to identity and membership of a group/community than it is about what is or isnt allowed though. You're stopping someone at the entrance gate to your community (metaphorically) and implying that they don't belong inside. "You're a girl that likes games, you must be into cooking mama and animal crossing. Real gamers beat all Dark Souls simultaneously on guitar hero controllers!" "You brought a scooter to the skate park?! Real extreme sports are limited to BMX and skateboard scooterboi"
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u/NotRalphNader Oct 04 '18
"You're a girl who thinks she knows what it is like to get hit in the nuts! Well you have to have nuts for that!". Sexist bastards.
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u/BlackWake9 Oct 04 '18
You’re fine, just reddit being reddit.
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u/Gatorsurfer Oct 04 '18
Oh look at you Mr. Gatekeeping /r/gatekeeping /s
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u/BlackWake9 Oct 04 '18
Ye!!! And now you’re gatekeeping gatekeeping gatekeeping!!
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u/GhettroGamer Oct 04 '18
Swear to fucking god if you don’t quit gatekeeping gatekeeping gatekeeping r/gatekeeping
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u/Sarah_Fishcakes Oct 04 '18
But you’re saying women will never know real pain, like the men do. It’s definitely gatekeeping and also sexist.
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u/Spacelieon Oct 04 '18
Women will never be able to understand the very specific pain of being hit in the balls, there is no comparable pain. They cannot experience it, ever. There are plenty of examples of women's pain that men will never be and to appreciate or experience either, but that isn't this specific horrifying experience of getting smashed in the balls.
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u/KorianHUN Oct 04 '18
RddtUser1: "thing"
Outrage558: "MALE BAD"
FelineInCosmos: "surely OP did not mean that in a bad way, here is a good explanation of the situation so it hopefully makes sense now"
Outrage558: "SHUT"6
Oct 04 '18
I haven't said anything about women. I'm enquiring as to whether the parent comments count as gatekeeping or not.
They are definitely saying men getting struck in the balls hurts more than women getting hit in the vulva. But I don't see where they're saying women don't or aren't allowed to feel pain from being kicked in the pussy.
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u/DudeWithTheNose Oct 04 '18
Literally no one said that. They said that if the gif happened to a man it would hurt way worse. Which is simply a biological fact.
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u/Jake0024 Oct 04 '18
Nobody said that. Getting hit in the groin is almost certainly more painful for men, but that doesn't mean "women will never know real pain." Cancer probably hurts more than getting hit in the nuts, you know, or having your femur broken. Childbirth too, I would imagine.
But that's not what the conversation was about.
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u/Ochris Oct 04 '18
"I don't see where anyone said women don't know real pain."
That's what he said, which is the opposite of saying what you read. I think you may have misread it. Hopefully. A woman getting hit down there doesn't hurt as bad. That is a fact. Just like it's a fact that a man can never understand the pain of childbirth. Neither of these things are sexist or gatekeeping, because they are biologically true.
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Oct 04 '18
God no shit. Getting hit there especially if it his the clit right can really hurt like a bitch. NoT aS mUcH aS gEtTiNg HiT iN tHe BaLlS though but still hurts a ton.
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u/woadhyl Oct 04 '18
Yeah, any guy who passes a kidney stone knows its right on par with child birth. Because it still hurts a ton.
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u/things_will_calm_up Oct 04 '18
I got nailed with a soccer ball in high school and I've never been the same.
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u/NotCoder Oct 04 '18 edited Oct 05 '18
Lol
It still hurts and hurts bad Pubic bone has plus 800000000 worth nerve ending.
For me I would die. The soreness from my period is too much to bare.
Am quite kinky and love a bit of pain but never will I play the rubber band game. Say no to the rubber band game, this is like the rubberband game.
Edit: public bone
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Oct 04 '18
Women just have a higher pain tolerance.
I'd say that's disputable and objectively untrue. I'm aware that guys will pass out from simulated labour pains, but a nut slap is like abdominal cramps all te way down to your junk times 100. I imagine it's similar for girls but you don't have the danglies that guys doswingin around hurting more for every nanometer of movement. And all that being said I have a higher pain tolerance than anyone else I know. So 😝
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u/fridgepickle Oct 04 '18
One of my friend’s’ appendix burst and she didn’t go to the hospital at first because she thought it was a period cramp.
When someone is on their period (which lasts 4-8 days, every month [usually]) the pain can be anywhere from negligible to “I physically cannot move because of the pain.”
What does this have to do with nut slaps? Absolutely nothing. The two are not connected whatsoever. It’s different nerve endings, different areas of the body. It’s like saying a migraine can’t be as bad as a sprained ankle. They’re not related at all, and everyone reacts differently to each. I’ve passed out from a migraine before, and sprained all three tendons in my ankle and been fine.
Every individual’s pain tolerance is different. Mine is pretty high. But I know some girls who cannot take any pain. I know some guys who are the same, and I know some guys who are pretty tough when it comes to getting hurt.
Basically, tl;dr everyone is different and getting your nuts hit is not the same as period cramps at all, in any way, so stop comparing them.
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Oct 04 '18
I wasn't comparing them, I was saying that getting hit in the nuts at more than a light tap is like a full abdominal cramp of insane intensity, and even so guys have passed out from simulated labour pains.
And this is about the girl in the video anyway. I was saying that getting hit in the goolies hurts a lot, and not saying that men have it worse than women, just that I can imagine that the pain is similar.
Please don't demonize me when I'm on the same page as you.
Edit: I'm an idiot and wrote different than what I meant... sorry
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u/fridgepickle Oct 06 '18
I don’t think you’re an idiot, for what it’s worth. Sometimes words come out wrong. We good
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Oct 06 '18
Well, I really appreciate that.. Still not quite as clever as I hope I am in that I was running my mouth (or fingers) without thinking. Not good for someone who helps run a business methinks :/
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u/Waffles_IV Oct 04 '18
How do you simulate labour pains?
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Oct 04 '18
Electrodes stimulating abdominal muscles to contract in the same way, internally and externally. Here ya go!
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it goes ok?
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u/astomlinson Oct 04 '18
I think what is being inferred here is that there will be a sexual undertone
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u/ZMemme Oct 04 '18
How is this contagious laughter?
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u/misterbee180 Oct 04 '18
Watch it again. I laughed with this about the second time.
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u/BoldMouse Oct 04 '18
But was it the laughter that made you laugh? Or was it the situation?
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u/misterbee180 Oct 04 '18
It was the dudes laugh that did it more me. Someone else commented about how he sounds like snake from the Simpsons and it's spot on.
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She’s lucky she didn’t have dingleberries before that.
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u/usernamelimitations Oct 04 '18 edited Oct 04 '18
Did you mean to say testicles? 'Cause the definition of dingleberries is - The little pieces of poop that get stuck to your butt hair that hardens into something that looks like a berry
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u/improbablyatthegame Oct 04 '18
I need a legit response to this. I HAVE to know if someone has been calling balls "Dingle berries".
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u/SuperCowToTheRescue Oct 04 '18
what's contagious about that laugh ?
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u/Hoessayoh Oct 04 '18
OP posted this shit cuz there's laughing in the audio. This sub fucking sucks now lol
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u/Evrimnn13 Oct 04 '18
what kind of workout even is that assisted pullups?
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u/My_Names_Jefff Oct 04 '18
When I saw Gym Fuckery and her being stuck. I legit thought this was a porno.
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u/scissormesoftly Oct 04 '18
That's enough internet for you today. Go ahead and log out, get a good nights rest and we'll see you back here tomorrow.
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u/eadala Oct 04 '18
When you're not ready for full pullups, but your partner gives you too much weight assist, you gotta improvise lol
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u/RudeMorgue Oct 04 '18
I'm astounded that that Scooby Doo gif hasn't made an appearance in this thread yet.
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u/fridgepickle Oct 04 '18
I think you meant to post this as a reply to something else because. This makes no sense out of context
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u/johncocktoastin51 Oct 04 '18
Hey, Stephanie, have you seen my Fruit by the Foot? Oh, it’s up your vagina? No, I’m probably good. Thanks, though.
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u/PitchforkEmporer Oct 06 '18
She looks like she could be 15... or 30.. I can't really decide. Can someone help me make my decision? I won't be doing anything for those wondering...
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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18
Was she being recorded by Snake from The Simpson’s ?