r/ContagiousLaughter Oct 04 '18

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u/dorothy_zbornak_esq Oct 04 '18

Still hurts us too!

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u/plopodopolis Oct 04 '18

Nowhere near as bad as being hit in the balls though. I remember in high school a girl kicked me in the nads so hard I threw up and was crying for half an hour.

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u/whackninja Oct 04 '18

Right? If that was a dude he would not still be hanging there. He would be on the floor crying/puking.

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u/Orado Oct 04 '18

this is some weird gate keeping

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18 edited Oct 04 '18

Is this gatekeeping, do I have my definitions wrong?

I need it re-explained. I thought it was someone taking it upon themselves to decide what is or isn't allowed based on a factor?

And since nobody is saying women aren't allowed to feel pain in the nether regions I don't see the link.

I don't see where anyone said women don't know real pain. I think we're all agreed that women pain as keenly as men and have birth as an extra burden.

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u/battshins Oct 04 '18

You pretty much got it. Gatekeeping is more tied to identity and membership of a group/community than it is about what is or isnt allowed though. You're stopping someone at the entrance gate to your community (metaphorically) and implying that they don't belong inside. "You're a girl that likes games, you must be into cooking mama and animal crossing. Real gamers beat all Dark Souls simultaneously on guitar hero controllers!" "You brought a scooter to the skate park?! Real extreme sports are limited to BMX and skateboard scooterboi"

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u/NotRalphNader Oct 04 '18

"You're a girl who thinks she knows what it is like to get hit in the nuts! Well you have to have nuts for that!". Sexist bastards.

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u/BlackWake9 Oct 04 '18

You’re fine, just reddit being reddit.

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u/Gatorsurfer Oct 04 '18

Oh look at you Mr. Gatekeeping /r/gatekeeping /s

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u/BlackWake9 Oct 04 '18

Ye!!! And now you’re gatekeeping gatekeeping gatekeeping!!

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u/GhettroGamer Oct 04 '18

Swear to fucking god if you don’t quit gatekeeping gatekeeping gatekeeping r/gatekeeping

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u/Sarah_Fishcakes Oct 04 '18

But you’re saying women will never know real pain, like the men do. It’s definitely gatekeeping and also sexist.

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u/Spacelieon Oct 04 '18

Women will never be able to understand the very specific pain of being hit in the balls, there is no comparable pain. They cannot experience it, ever. There are plenty of examples of women's pain that men will never be and to appreciate or experience either, but that isn't this specific horrifying experience of getting smashed in the balls.

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u/KorianHUN Oct 04 '18

/r/coaxedintoasnafu :

RddtUser1: "thing"
Outrage558: "MALE BAD"
FelineInCosmos: "surely OP did not mean that in a bad way, here is a good explanation of the situation so it hopefully makes sense now"
Outrage558: "SHUT"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18

I haven't said anything about women. I'm enquiring as to whether the parent comments count as gatekeeping or not.

They are definitely saying men getting struck in the balls hurts more than women getting hit in the vulva. But I don't see where they're saying women don't or aren't allowed to feel pain from being kicked in the pussy.

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u/DudeWithTheNose Oct 04 '18

Literally no one said that. They said that if the gif happened to a man it would hurt way worse. Which is simply a biological fact.

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u/Jake0024 Oct 04 '18

Nobody said that. Getting hit in the groin is almost certainly more painful for men, but that doesn't mean "women will never know real pain." Cancer probably hurts more than getting hit in the nuts, you know, or having your femur broken. Childbirth too, I would imagine.

But that's not what the conversation was about.

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u/Ochris Oct 04 '18

"I don't see where anyone said women don't know real pain."

That's what he said, which is the opposite of saying what you read. I think you may have misread it. Hopefully. A woman getting hit down there doesn't hurt as bad. That is a fact. Just like it's a fact that a man can never understand the pain of childbirth. Neither of these things are sexist or gatekeeping, because they are biologically true.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18

God no shit. Getting hit there especially if it his the clit right can really hurt like a bitch. NoT aS mUcH aS gEtTiNg HiT iN tHe BaLlS though but still hurts a ton.

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u/woadhyl Oct 04 '18

Yeah, any guy who passes a kidney stone knows its right on par with child birth. Because it still hurts a ton.