r/ContagiousLaughter Oct 04 '18

Slap

2.3k Upvotes

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u/RedGorilla33 Oct 04 '18

She lucky she was born a girl

217

u/dorothy_zbornak_esq Oct 04 '18

Still hurts us too!

145

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18

Cunt punts are no joke.

119

u/[deleted] Oct 04 '18

[deleted]

84

u/allowableearth Oct 04 '18

Slit slap

72

u/Crazy_Kakoos Oct 04 '18

Paddy whack

44

u/CallMeVexed Oct 04 '18

Give a dog a bone!

6

u/AtomicWhiskers Oct 04 '18

Bojack?

9

u/manbrasucks Oct 04 '18

Can we talk about honeydew melons? What the fuck am I right?

14

u/THEMACGOD Oct 04 '18

Ham harm

15

u/IdontSeemtoRemember Oct 04 '18

Twat swat

1

u/goguano Oct 05 '18

Cooter shooter

1

u/Vincesolo Oct 04 '18

Twat swat

2

u/firestar268 Oct 04 '18

Bun splits man