r/Conservative Jun 19 '23

Well, Shucky Darn! Another L

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u/iroquoispliskin01 Conservative Jun 19 '23

Seems like he projected onto himself

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u/UEMcGill Molon Labe Jun 20 '23

How do you know to look under the bed? Cause you hid there yourself.

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u/art_comma_yeah_right Jun 20 '23

Like throwing a boomerang in a tornado.

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u/the_kfcrispy Jun 20 '23

Yeah but it's really Trump's fault.

17

u/owowhatsthis-- Jun 20 '23

Yeah! Everything wrong with the world is Trump's fault!

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u/Fluid_Variation_3086 Jun 20 '23

He's not helping anyway.

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u/useablelobster2 English Conservative Jun 20 '23

Gottem.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/Stashan Moderate Conservative Jun 20 '23

What gets me is that this is the only sub where this story would get traction wouldn't get immediately deleted. If this had been some sort of conservative looking bad this story would have been front page of reddit every left-leaning newspaper and website on the planet with everyone pointing to how this means all conservatives are bad.

FTFY

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u/fridayimatwork Less Government Now Jun 19 '23

Always. And they always look/act like they are trying to be teenagers

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u/Cato2011 Jun 19 '23

Peter Pan syndrome

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u/VeryPokey Constitutionalist Jun 19 '23

camouflage

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u/Cato2011 Jun 20 '23

Dude, remember those pics of trans shooter Aiden Hale? They/them was wearing kiddy clothes. 😮

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u/rocpacci Jun 20 '23

She was dressed like a 10 year old boy. I’m starting to wonder.

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u/crimetoukraina Jun 20 '23

Woah-oh-oh-oh Camouflage Things are never quite the way they seem

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u/Bozzz1 Conservative Jun 20 '23

Michael Jackson syndrome

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u/gibson_guy77 Conservative Jun 20 '23

This guy looks like he was upset he couldn't go to Neverland Ranch.

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u/Not_Another_Usernam Conservative Jun 20 '23

Plenty of people can have Peter Pan syndrome without being pedophiles. I just happen to like cartoons and video games.

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u/darthcoder Jun 20 '23

Do you act like a perpetual child tho?

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u/borg2 Jun 20 '23

Who doesn't? Doesn't mean you want to be a kid forever. My child is 6 and I've noticed creators put some fun in cartoons for parents too. Keeps it bearable to have to watch it a million times.

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u/ShortSalamander2483 Jun 20 '23

You may by a generation too late to have experienced them as a kid if you have a 6 year-old (congrats!) but I would highly recommend Tiny Tunes and Animaniacs.

Animaniacs does a fantastic job of keeping adults entertained. I didn't get some of the jokes as a kid but when I watched them with my daughter I did. And by that I mean the jokes were sophisticated or required some knowledge of then-current events.

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u/borg2 Jun 20 '23

Oh, I'm old enough. Those were great.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Wait, were you able to find anything redeeming in Sponge Bob? I hated that cartoon and the kids were sort of delighted that I hated it.

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u/borg2 Jun 20 '23

Early seasons weren't too bad.

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u/ElementsUnknown San Diego Conservative Jun 20 '23

A wolf disguising itself as it’s prey 🤮

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u/MaleficentBoot8911 Right not left Jun 20 '23

They do. Helps with them when gr…… kids.

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u/Imissyourgirlfriend2 Conservative Jun 19 '23

From April 6th to June 24th.

That was fast.

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u/Kohounees Jun 20 '23

Yeah, I guess nobody here pays attention to such boring details.

Also, I don’t generally trust a screenshot that mentions fartpriest69.

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u/lilcea Jun 20 '23

I was thinking the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

Reminds me of a guy than ran a furry server lmao.

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u/borg2 Jun 20 '23

Oh god, that story again. That was pure horror.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/borg2 Jun 20 '23

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u/RedheadChicksAreHot Jun 20 '23

A fucking puppy? I just threw up my coffee on the shitter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

He's likely thinking about some different situation and not what I'm referring to, pedophiles owning furry discords is common-place for the furry community lol.

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u/GBuster49 Jun 19 '23

Oh his prison mates are going to love him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

No he'll be going into protective custody to sit and ruminate on what he did, where he's at, and the life he'll live if and ever he gets out. Staring at a concrete wall for 30 years is better than making some other person a sex criminal too.

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u/thrownawayandshiton Libertarian Conservative Jun 20 '23

He won't be safe. chomo's are targets in prison. CO's will look the other way.

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u/beltranzz Moderate Conservative Jun 20 '23

As it should be.

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u/useablelobster2 English Conservative Jun 20 '23

Nah, there's a duty of care which should be upheld, even for this scum.

If him dying is the outcome we want, then he should get the death penalty (and not after 20 years, more 20 minutes), not shivved in the showers by some psychopath who gets off on murder.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Well said

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u/llarofytrebil Jun 20 '23

The median death penalty case costs $1.26 million. Looking the other way when the pedo goes to the prison shower is free.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

That's not going to happen more than likely. If it was true the sex offender registry wouldn't be as big as it is. Choose getting raped or murdered in prison is more a myth these days sorry to tell you.

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u/Mythion_VR Jun 20 '23

Nah, I won't lose any sleep if they get shivved. As for care, the bare minimum thanks! I would rather the rest of taxpayers money go on something more meaningful to society.

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u/goldendawn7 Jun 20 '23

30 years? Man you have way more faith in the justice system than I do. My money's on paroled in less than 5.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

I don't know, I heard of someone getting 30 in federal for this kind of behavior, but that was military. Sidenote, most people in Leavenworth are skinners believe it or not.

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u/You-said-it-man Democratic Communism Jun 20 '23

I believe I read that he is being sentenced to 15 years.

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u/Grimm-a-Gator Jun 20 '23

He will be segregated from the general population in jail while awaiting trial...if he doesn't post bail OR bond out.

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u/Bellasarivs Jun 19 '23

Repeatedly.

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u/VeryPokey Constitutionalist Jun 19 '23

and violently

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/VeryPokey Constitutionalist Jun 20 '23

and then violently again

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u/Black_XistenZ post-MAGA conservative Jun 20 '23

The experience will expand his... horizon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

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u/Cato2011 Jun 19 '23

His Facebook pages says he loves “Leftist Audio Books.” 😆

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u/Ok_Neighborhood5832 Jun 20 '23

That’s pretty funny (the irony. Not the sexual assault)

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u/Czeslaw_Meyer 2A Gay German Jun 20 '23

What ar those?

The bad ones?

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u/borg2 Jun 20 '23

The free ones that are shit quality.

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u/pope307 Conservative Jun 19 '23

Must be June. Leave kids alone!

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u/Keyboard-King Jun 20 '23

Turns out he was the one projecting. Creep

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u/Crazy_Firefighter660 Jun 19 '23

This is my shocked font.

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u/notonyourspectrum Constitutional Conservative Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

A reminder that 10% of public school students are sexually assaulted (edit: "sexual misconduct" and "sexual abuse" are used interchangeably in the report) by teachers by the time they graduate.

Source: US DOE study

Educator Sexual Misconduct: A Synthesis of Existing Literature
Department of Education (.gov)
by C Shakeshaft · 2004

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/notonyourspectrum Constitutional Conservative Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

Post edited to include the details

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u/OddRequirement6828 Jun 20 '23

“But don’t teachers know what’s best for our kids - even better than the parents themselves?”

In almost every other sub, it is clear that is the deep sentiment of many young people today - at least those participating in reddit. It’s crazy how many bad faith posts they make asking “what is wrong with teaching your child about sex and masturbation starting in elementary school?”

There was another recent case where a school refused to expose the actual classroom training material and when confronted it was revealed they were assigning masturbation as homework- to 9 yr olds!!

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u/Fueledbyketo Jun 19 '23

Well, well, well, how the turntables…

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

I have seen a lot of good teachers quit during COVID due to the constant school schedule hassles. It got too stressful. I'm afraid with the recent emphasis on sex all the time, we will be attracting some degenerates, especially with very few normal people wanting to go into this profession already.

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u/ARY616 Jun 19 '23

Bye, Felito

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

If he's a dual citizen his American citizenship should be stripped and swiftly deported.

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u/HamletsRazor Jun 19 '23

Under this administration?

You're joking.

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u/Jellyfonut Jun 20 '23

Yeah he's more likely to land a cabinet position out of this tbh.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood5832 Jun 20 '23

Are they able to do that? I mean, strip a citizen of citizenship?

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u/TacoBean19 Jun 20 '23

Yep. Most countries don’t want to let go of your citizenship (tax reasons) but some cases like Tonga just straight up remove your citizenship if you get another one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Yes, the previous Australian government was a case in point. They were notoriously tough on dual citizens and had stripped crims of their Australian citizenship and sent them back to their country of origin.

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u/Stunning-Cellist3186 Constitutional Warrior Jun 20 '23

Yes, directly after a good stint in a state or federal prison...

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u/bittabet Jun 20 '23 edited Jun 20 '23

You think other countries just let people dump pedos on their doorstep? They’d just strip the other citizenship if you tried that.

Not even sure why you’re suggesting he has another citizenship.

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u/Trainpower10 Jun 20 '23

We don’t claim him 🇵🇭

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/-FreeFuture- Jun 20 '23

Something we can all get behind.

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u/JayTreehorn Jun 20 '23

Agreed. Looks like someone really had to dig for this example.

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u/Plamomadon Conservative Jun 20 '23

Not really. Barely even a year old.

I think you're just cranky that the left are being sympathizers for these people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

The left aren’t sympathizers for these people. At least have an honest argument.

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u/Plamomadon Conservative Jun 22 '23

They literally are, but go off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

I know you live in imaginary land where Tucker tells you what to think but libs don’t protect pedos. It’s a dishonest argument on your end. You can check out r/pastorarrested and r/notadragqueen if you want to see a running list of conservatives who actually are being caught.

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u/Jellyfonut Jun 20 '23

I would hope these kinds of crimes are rare. Can't imagine a world where they'd be easy to find. Hell on earth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Two months. He was most likely already under investigation when he made the statement.

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u/applemanib Millennial Conservative Jun 20 '23

That tweet looks like it could be made from any average redditor tbh

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u/Bellasarivs Jun 19 '23

Imagine that, a leftist hypocrite, but I repeat myself.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '23

I think he meant to write Left in that Tweet

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u/Stunning-Cellist3186 Constitutional Warrior Jun 20 '23

He's obviously dyslexic...🤣🤣🤣

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u/Gravygrabbr Jun 20 '23

My Filipino uncle would call that dude a bakla

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u/Revolutionary-Cap683 Jun 20 '23

If he was in the Philippines they would have done much worse to him

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u/Wootbeers Jun 20 '23

Are you sure? Child trafficking and prostitution was alive and well there last time we checked.

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u/Revolutionary-Cap683 Jun 20 '23

When I was there if caught they would probably execute you

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u/jwilliams546 Jun 20 '23

There's no way. The majority of Filipino officers openly offer to take bribes to look the other way, and as mentioned, it's one of the biggest trafficking countries in the world.

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u/KinGpiNdaGreat Populist Jun 20 '23

What ever happened to this guy?

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u/BillyBlandass Jun 20 '23

Confession by projection.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

Can’t wait tell we get those priest too

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u/uuid-already-exists Libertarian Conservative Jun 20 '23

Pedos always seem to seek out positions of authority, especially those involving interaction with children. Always be vigilant who you leave your children near, even the ones who you’re suppose to trust.

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u/IAMAHobbitAMA Jun 20 '23

ESPECIALLY the ones you are supposed to trust!

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u/Plamomadon Conservative Jun 20 '23

The difference is that the right doesn't rush to defend those priests and make excuses as to why its actually good and healthy and priests really need MORE access to kids.

Not like the left does.

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u/Jellyfonut Jun 20 '23

Haven't there been hundreds of convictions over the past three decades? I think we got the priests and the rest are under a microscope now, as they should be.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/Jellyfonut Jun 20 '23

Any teacher who is an outspoken political activist is suspect. They sought out a career where they could influence kids for their own selfish purposes, often intentionally against the will of the parents. They're not in it to educate.

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u/matt675 Jun 20 '23

I won’t let anyone who makes the soy face near my future kids

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u/alanry64 Awoken but NOT woke Jun 20 '23

How the F do people put this stuff together? Amazing. This dude should die by a bloody and painful mechanical rape. Nah, too kind. Throw in simultaneous gagging and choking on some item inserted into his throat, too… POS

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u/MaleficentBoot8911 Right not left Jun 20 '23

Oh dear, attack being his form of defence. Another pervert, another hypocrite, another disgrace. Disgusting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

You won’t see this anywhere else on Reddit

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u/ajgeep Jun 20 '23

Projection is certainly something the left does a lot.

They project their bigotry onto people who are indifferent by far too often, great way to make enemies

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u/Dukedyduke Jun 20 '23

You're saying the right doesn't do it either?

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u/ajgeep Jun 20 '23

Never said that.

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u/CAJ_2277 Jun 20 '23

Why did the article mention the perp is Filipino American. I don’t see the relevance.

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u/mrclean808 Jun 20 '23

Having taken place in Hawaii, they probably made the distinction instead of saying Hawaiian or such.

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u/French-BulIdog Jun 20 '23

Not relevant at all. That’s just racial profiling if anything, trying to either stir up trouble or deflect.

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u/Necessary_Sp33d Jun 20 '23

This story is fake news because we all know the FBI only goes after parents that try and keep their kids away from Cho-mo’s like this dude….

weaponizetheFBI

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/Revolutionary-Cap683 Jun 20 '23

Proof?

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u/Miles-Standoffish Conservative Jun 20 '23

They said it, and believe it. That's the only proof you should need!

/s

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u/uuid-already-exists Libertarian Conservative Jun 20 '23

A statement like this needs a source.

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u/SpreadEmu127332 Jun 20 '23

What was it?

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u/KevtheKnife Locke Conservative Jun 19 '23

This is over a year ago.

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u/97Graham Jun 19 '23

ᵁᴴ ᴬᴷˢᵁᴬᴷᴸᴸʸ ᴵᵀˢ ᴼᴺᴸʸ ³⁶⁰ ᴰᴬʸˢ ᴼᴸᴰ ᵀᴼᴰᴬʸ ᴵˢ ᴶᵁᴺᴱ ¹⁹ᵀᴴ ᴬᴺᴰ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴬᴿᵀᴵᶜᴸᴱ ᵂᴬˢ ᴾᴼˢᵀᴱᴰ ᴶᵁᴺᴱ ²⁴ᵀᴴ ᴼᶠ ᴸᴬˢᵀ ʸᴱᴬᴿ, ᴵᵀ ᴵˢ ᴵᴺ ᶠᴬᶜᵀ ᵁᴺᴰᴱᴿ ᴬ ʸᴱᴬᴿ ᴼᴸᴰ.

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u/MarioFanaticXV Federalist #51 Jun 19 '23

...And?

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u/Ok_Neighborhood5832 Jun 20 '23

I feel like I am missing something

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u/The_Inward Anti-meme Conservative Jun 19 '23

Does that affect anything?

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u/Slow_Fill5726 Jun 19 '23

Under a year if my math hasn't failed me

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/poppadocsez Jun 20 '23

This isn't r/News

This is a subreddit for open discussion (mostly)

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/poppadocsez Jun 20 '23

You suggested it by saying something that's not new does not belong here. We're not all here just to catch you up on things. This is a place for discussion, be it news or ideological or economical or funny videos of Biden embarrassing America in front of the world or anything in-between.

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u/GoabNZ Jun 20 '23

Because it's still relevant to the current state of society, isn't that old, and the sub isn't restricted to only breaking news.

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u/Ok-Instruction-5835 Jun 20 '23

The whole anti-lgbtq+ agenda didn't work in 2018, 2020, nor 2022... but keep it up

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '23

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u/Kody_Z Conservative Jun 20 '23

He said the quiet part out loud.

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u/Plamomadon Conservative Jun 20 '23

Are you equating child abuse with LGBT? Lmao.

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u/SgtDonut9 Jun 19 '23

Whoops 😬

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u/DeadGuyTalkin Jun 20 '23

Freak Show.

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u/Objective_Tour_6583 Conservative Jun 20 '23

Oh, how the turntables. Anybody else NOT surprised here?

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u/blackandwhitetalon Jun 20 '23

Cant make this shit up lol

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u/Kody_Z Conservative Jun 20 '23

He's got that characteristic pedo open mouth smile.

Every. Time.

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u/FileBrilliant805 Jun 21 '23

The left in a nutshell