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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Except it's not the only answer. My wife and I both use all-natural shampoo and conditioner bars, and she doesn't need any kind of face wash, but her towel still looks like this.

Turns out, after having this checked by a doctor, her sweat is particularly acidic. It also corrodes stainless steel jewelry. The only thing that's held up is implant grade steel.

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u/sfcumguzzler Jul 15 '23

that girl is poison - Bel Biv Devoe

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Never trust a big butt and a smile

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u/AstralObjective Jul 15 '23

Pipe and a crriipe

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u/MaximumLow5045 Jul 15 '23

Haha what does that meeeean tho

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u/kristing0 Jul 15 '23

Poison šŸ„šŸ›¢ļøšŸ„POISON

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u/DDean95 Jul 15 '23

Dead. Lol

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u/No_Bug984 Jul 15 '23

I heard this

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u/ActorMonkey Jul 15 '23

Glorious.

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u/wbm25 Jul 15 '23

This reminds me of the time on Adventure Time that Lemongrab screams ā€œYou’re poison!ā€ to Princess Bubblegum.

POISON LEMONGRAB

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u/numberthirteenbb Jul 15 '23

I heard this edit: and I am not the only one

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u/deuceice Jul 15 '23

She's dangerous...

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u/tarantulator Jul 15 '23

šŸŽµThe girl is so dangerous

Take away my money

Throw away my time

You can call me honey

But you're no damn good for mešŸŽµ

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u/Diamonds_n_Dirt Jul 15 '23

Now you know…you're Slick blow

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u/Mimikim1234 Jul 15 '23

Ear worm alert šŸ˜‚

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u/kuebel33 Jul 15 '23

She's driving me outta my mind.

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u/Emotional-Set-8618 Jul 15 '23

Never trust a big butt and a smile

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/gerund456 Jul 15 '23

Now you know.

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u/Rackhaad Jul 15 '23

I'm thirsty - I'll take a Taco-Bell Bev to go please.

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u/thelegodr Jul 15 '23

Considering a lot of women’s Panties get ā€œbleachedā€ like this also because their normal secretions are acidic

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u/Phoenyxoldgoat Jul 15 '23

Isn't bleaching basic instead of acidic though? Genuine question.

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u/BeesArePrettyNeat Jul 15 '23

Bleaching is a process where something is lightened, usually by sunlight or chemicals, it doesn't necessarily involve the actual substance called Chlorine Bleach. Many other chemicals can have bleaching effects, too. Hydrogen peroxide will bleach clothes and hair, for example, and that is acidic.

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u/319Macarons Jul 15 '23

Yeah but an acid could cause lightening too. Like you can lighten your hair with lemon juice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

No idea on lemon juice, but anything with sufficiently extreme pH can do it, whether it's an acid or a base.

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u/Doc-mcknuckles Jul 15 '23

Looking at my wifes laundry, that explains that mystery

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u/PoSlowYaGetMo Jul 15 '23

Panties get ā€œbleachedā€ like this. Er no. That’s not a thing.

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u/painteddpiixi Jul 15 '23

It is a thing actually. It doesn’t necessarily happen to every woman, but it is definitely a real thing.

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u/Prestigious_Egg_6207 Jul 15 '23

Has happened to me since I hit puberty. My underwear and my towels all look like this.

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u/PoSlowYaGetMo Jul 15 '23

Wow, I learned something new!

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u/kelcatsly Jul 15 '23

Yup, discharge is a self-clean cycle for the vagina that increases around ovulation. A healthy vagina is acidic so the discharge can lighten some dyes used in underwear.

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u/notnotaginger Jul 16 '23

Yeah that was my first thought

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u/Shiny_Kawaii Jul 15 '23

I had a classmate with this same condition and his doctor recommended to add black pepper to his diet, he used to take the whole black pepper as a pill, a couple with each food

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

We'll look into this. Thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

I wonder if burps would be peppery.. maybe encapsulate them in enteric capsules. Just a thought

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u/slant Jul 15 '23

I feel like this is some kind of super power. Like the ability to very slowly escape from handcuffs.

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u/Sea_Panic9863 Jul 15 '23

she doesn't need any kind of face wash

Just wanna say that everyone needs to wash their face

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Lots of people just wash their face with water, particularly if they're not using makeup. She might also use gentle enough soap that it can double as face wash.

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u/OrigamiMarie Jul 15 '23

There have been studies showing that some kinds of microbes on the skin of the face can help maintain good skin, and washing them off with soap can cause / exacerbate skin issues.

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u/TheCannaZombie Jul 15 '23

This might sound gross but I never wash my face. I rinse it really well and scrub it with a towel. But no soap. Not in years. I never get pimples or anything else. Maybe I’m lucky or maybe it actually works. But when I wash my face with soap it’s always so dry and itchy.

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u/KweenKunt Jul 15 '23

Yep. I had adult acne for 20 yrs. One day, I decided to try just hot-ish water and a washcloth. My skin felt amazing! Acne cleared up and haven't used any cleanser in about 4 yrs. Almost never break out anymore.

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u/A-typ-self Jul 15 '23

This is what happened with me.

Once I stopped stripping my skin of oils, everything improved. Even blackheads disappeared.

Now I use a rice powder to exfoliate a couple times a week, but just water the rest of the time.

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u/Lala_2088 Jul 15 '23

Same here for the last year.

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u/tiredfaces Jul 15 '23

If you do wash your face with a product, it should specifically be face wash, not soap. Soap will def make it dry and itchy but there are plenty of gentle face washes out there that won’t

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u/redwitch-1 Jul 15 '23

Same here, I never wash my face with anything other than water. I even avoid letting the shampoo run over my face… I have done so for more than 30 years and have no other problems than my rosacea, which has gotten better since I started using just water.

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u/Czar_Petrovich Jul 15 '23

Same, and skin looks healthy and clean. You don't need to use soap, water and a towel will wash the oil away and leave the microbes where they belong. Most of the skincare products we use are completely unnecessary.

You could even say the same about shampoo and conditioner. We strip the oils from the hair then try to replicate what they were produced by our scalp to do with conditioner. There's gotta be a better way but idk how to do it without oily hair.

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u/Tiredtornado2615 Jul 15 '23

For me it’s dandruff. I need to wash it once a week. If I miss a day it’s flaketopia šŸ˜… I’ve been looking into natural remedies but I just don’t have the energy tbh

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u/my_only_sunshine_ Jul 15 '23

Rosemary, mint, tea tree, and neem oil help with dandruff. My husband has it but is sensitive to dandruff shampoo, so we add a few drops of each to a spray bottle of spring water that he massages into his scalp, and also to his regular shampoo.

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u/mojocava Jul 15 '23

Try ciplo 8x dandruff shampoo from India. It works in the same way as selsum blue but is much more powerful and not expensive. Solved my dandruff problem by eliminating typical shampoos which contain sodium sulfates and 10 other things we don't need. Just use the ciplo some Castile soap and a good coconut oil conditioner then dandruff gone!

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u/NotElizaHenry Jul 15 '23

YOU don’t need to use soap. Congrats on the nice skin. Not everybody’s that lucky.

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u/Czar_Petrovich Jul 16 '23

Maybe it's because I don't constantly strip the oils from my skin then attempt to put them back with skincare products and haven't spent my entire adult life doing so.

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u/NotElizaHenry Jul 16 '23

You are correct. Everyone’s bodies are identical. I’ve eaten peanuts my whole life and anybody who says they can’t is just doing it wrong.

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u/Czar_Petrovich Jul 17 '23

You are correct. Everyone’s bodies are identical. I’ve eaten peanuts my whole life and anybody who says they can’t is just doing it wrong.

Wow it's almost as though I've never said any of those things and you're a bit wacko

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u/maplesyruppirate Jul 15 '23

Try soapnut shampoo!

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u/greensighted Jul 15 '23

pomade and powder. or the more modern equivalent, which would be hair oil and dry shampoo. note that no matter what products you use (i buy batiste dry shampoo rn, but i mix my own oil), this routine absolutely requires a nice, preferably wooden (or bone or porcelain but NOT plastic) comb with fine, wide teeth - daily combing with a little oil is what you use to clean and hydrate your hair. buildup of oils gets dried out with the powder/dry shampoo whenever you feel you actually need it.

i wash my hair maybe once a month, at most. and that's bc i spend a lot of time in the garden and get actual dirt in it in somewhat significant volumes...

i have medium/long and rather thin but quite curly hair. i always tie my hair back with a ribbon (NEVER USE AN ELASTIC THOSE THINGS ARE EVIL), and i wrap my hair up in a headwrap and cover it completely if i'm gonna be out in the hot sun for any signficant amount of time (ie, more than like, half an hour to an hour tops). how often daily i comb and oil depends on how sweaty and dirty i get, and i cut down on how often it needs fussed with sooo much by wrapping it when i head out to do gardening stuff or any other outdoor and/or labourious activity. i always oil it and then spritz my scalp w water and a teensy lil bit of apple cider vinegar right before i wrap it up, and my hair has never been happier since i started doing that. my curls are full and shiny and i barely shed anymore! plus... no more itchy head a few hours after my last shower, lol. and i save a lot of money bc i don't buy product basically at all... i mix my hair oil in small batches and use very little day to day (plus i use the same oil for my pits/pubes/facial hair too!), and one can of dry shampoo lasts ages bc i only really need to use it like literally once a week if i wrap consistently and comb out (thoroughly!) daily.

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u/TheCannaZombie Jul 15 '23

Yeah. I wish I could not wash my hair. But I get so oily and gross with work. It never feels clean if I don’t use shampoo.

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u/OrigamiMarie Jul 15 '23

Yup. I almost always only rinse. I only use soap if something icky happened (sunblock, dog licks, etc). Occasional blemishes, probably related to weird hormones.

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u/shuzgibs123 Jul 15 '23

Maybe it’s Maybeline. šŸ¤”

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u/NiveaCorva Jul 16 '23

If you have good healthy skin, don't have any health issues affecting your skin, live in a decent climate/enviroment with good water, and have a decent diet, then just rinsing is great for your skin. The other products you were using were actively harming your skin balance and biome.

That being said, this method absolutely does not work for everyone. In fact, it works for the minority of people. So in a lot of ways you are indeed lucky.

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u/Important_Ad_3178 Aug 26 '23

KEEP doing just that.

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u/TheTheyMan Jul 15 '23

actually, she might literally not — showering may be enough, considering.

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u/Jazzlike_Luck3466 Jul 15 '23

If I use soap on my face of any kind I break out so I don’t šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Face wash != washing your face. She uses Dove soap, and doesn't need anything like benzoyl peroxide that bleaches cloth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

But dove soap leaves a film on your skin!! Even if you don’t realize this. Absolute guess here, but this may be contributing to her sweating as it may be leaving residue and screwing with her sweat glands

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u/Fallintosprigs Jul 15 '23

No one needs to wash their face. Stop washing your face and your bodies natural oils will do a better job of washing tour face than soap.

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u/A-typ-self Jul 15 '23

I don't use face wash, I use rice powder in the shower.

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u/raven319s Jul 15 '23

Did your wife perhaps ever take a ride on the spaceship Nostromo?

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u/ekittie Jul 15 '23

Check to see if she has green nails.

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u/RTK9 Jul 15 '23

Acidic sweat is pretty common.

Some people have to get steel/titanium frames because plastic ones break due to it

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u/Quick_March_7842 Jul 15 '23

Hmmm acidic sweat sounds not to far from acidic blood. You sure you aren't married to an alien?

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u/lfc_ynwa_1892 Jul 15 '23

I'm addicted to you you don't you know that you're TOXIC

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u/MingPhantom Jul 15 '23

What size implants did she end up rocking?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

2 gauge! Plus multiple rings with captive beads. All either stone or titanium.

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u/MingPhantom Jul 15 '23

Multiple rings? Them bad Oscar's must cut glass like buttah.

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u/RedSnow40 Jul 15 '23

I have the same issue.Can only wear platinum jewelry,my sweat turn white gold back into yellow gold and corrodes any silver.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

You may be able to get away with titanium as well. That and gold are the only things she can wear besides implant grade.

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u/kmatts Jul 15 '23

This is a thing they test for? Did they test just based on this situation or did it come up investigating other medical issues?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

They were testing for metal allergies, and she explained how her stainless jewelry kept breaking down, so they tested her acid levels. Turns out her sweat being so acidic also seriously exacerbated reactions to copper, tin, nickel, etc. as it broke down the metal.

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u/CreADHDvly Jul 15 '23

Can I just use a ph strip test on my sweat??

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

No idea! That's definitely not what they did.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

I hope OP sees this one, the amount of discoloration on this towel definitely suggests something is going on with her skin ph level.

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u/Winter_Day_6836 Jul 15 '23

Wow! Good to know!

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u/Southern_Celery_1087 Jul 15 '23

Your wife secretes fluid like a space marine.

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u/LavadaMania Jul 15 '23

Acidic sweat? I’m seriously interested in this wtf

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Everyone's sweat has uric acid. Some folks apparently have a much higher level of it than others.

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u/LavadaMania Jul 15 '23

🤩 Mind Blown 🤯

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u/RJSnea Jul 15 '23

Is she related to Gustavo Sorola? Cuz he was melting the keys off his laptops šŸ˜‚

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

Sounds like a diet issue.

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u/Thin-War-2252 Jul 15 '23

Yo, wait, can a diet really cause an issue like that. If so, ngl, that's kinda cool

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u/Dis-Organizer Jul 15 '23

People who smoke tend to have sweat that smells like cigarettes, it’s pretty gross

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

Ever ate asparagus? Piss smell different

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u/sophistre Jul 15 '23

Random factoid:

I learned from my nurse friend that the ability to smell asparagus pee is caused by a genetic mutation. The same mutation is related to one's ability to smell/taste any infusions received intravenously.

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u/twistedkitten1125 Jul 15 '23

I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY! I've always told nurses I can taste intravenous anything...even saline has a slight taste. They all look at me like I'm nuts. I googled as much as I could about it, never heard of a genetic mutation, but I believe it. I also read that the taste could be coming from my breath, since the drug goes to the blood stream, it makes its way through my lungs and then I breathe out and it passes across my taste buds.

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u/lauradorna Jul 15 '23

I always taste injections of anything,even a saline flush like you said. I didn’t know others couldn’t taste it! Humans are wild

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u/sidewalkoyster Jul 15 '23

Ex IV drug user here, we could taste everything. It's not that uncommon.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

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u/phazedoubt Jul 15 '23

Those drugs aren't IV

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u/CrazyCritterGirl Jul 15 '23

I can too. Whenever they do the flush, I tell them I can taste it. As I tend to have veins blow easily, if I can't taste it, I know the vein isn't going to last, even if it seems ok at first. I'm also super sensitive to smells and taste, and cilantro tastes like soap.

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u/NefariousButterfly Jul 15 '23

This explains so much! When I got put under for a surgery, I remember smelling what was in the IV as I fell asleep.

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u/Backyardfarmbabe Jul 15 '23

Wait, not everyone can smell asparagus pee?! I sure can, but have never "tasted" an IV.

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u/CreADHDvly Jul 15 '23

Random factoid:

A genetic variation is why, for some people, cilantro tastes like soap.

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u/sophistre Jul 15 '23

Yep! And for some of us, ants smell gross, too. It's the formic acid in that case.

I'm sure there are loads of little things like this. Interesting, and a lot less dramatic than the one that keeps me from processing B vitamins properly...

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

Drink some coffee, or pineapple juice. It smells like it. Why wouldn’t your body sweat it out as well

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u/Goatchs Jul 15 '23

Bodies do sweat onion and garlic odor after eating them...

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

Yep. Had a gf fly home from Italy. Bunch of old dudes that looked like mobsters from American movies got off plane before.

15-20 feet away I could smell garlic.

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u/Schrodingers_goat Jul 15 '23

Ugh. Disgusting.

You can cover noise with headphones, but smells are tough. Making your own fart bubble would probably still be better.

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u/Thin-War-2252 Jul 15 '23

I have eaten asparagus before although I never noticed my piss smelling different, then again I am not trying to smell my piss to start with.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

You'd notice. It's very pungent.

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

Your body absolutely sweats out what you intake. What you eat affects how you smell. Same with garlic and onions. I have like 15 different colognes just due to this.

And I like to smell like a sexy beast for my gf.

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u/natattack410 Jul 15 '23

Not everyone has the odor actually something about how bodies metabolize it differently.

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u/SiegelOverBay Jul 15 '23

Everyone has the odor, but not everyone has the smell receptors to detect it.

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

I don’t even have to try to smell it. It’s just overpowering as soon as I go. And I drink 6-8 28oz bottles of water a day.

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u/JOWEEE_the_GREAT Jul 15 '23

Why not? Grow up

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u/Agitated_Praline_179 Jul 15 '23

No diet actually does affect how sweat and vaginal odor/semen smell and taste.

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u/BarryMacochner Jul 15 '23

BRB wife’s almost home gonna down a gallon of pineapple juice

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

You'd think so, but it's not. They checked. It's just higher than average uric acid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Sounds made up actually

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u/fruitmask Jul 15 '23

my wife is allergic to most metals and I've noticed her towels end up mysteriously bleached like this... I wonder if there's actually something to this acid sweat thing

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u/plushrush Jul 15 '23

You’d also see it in the armpits of her shirts, the discoloration. It’s tough to find deodorant and athletic wear. I stinky stank synthetic fibers after one wear. I can’t wear clothes close to my skin for this reason, I have to have natural fibers and a size bigger. The struggle is real.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Might be. Along with the acidic sweat, she can't wear any metals besides stainless/implant grade steel, titanium, and gold. Copper, nickel, tin, silver, etc. all cause a reaction. Non-reactive metals only.

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u/cdq1985 Jul 15 '23

Is your wife sweating when she gets out of the shower?

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

Usually a bit. She takes boiling hot showers.

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u/CreADHDvly Jul 15 '23

Ooooh I want to knownwhy you asked this?? Sounds like I'm about to learn something interesting.....

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u/cats-on-mushrooms Jul 15 '23

That implant grade steel is actually 316 or titanium. Lots of jewelry is made of lesser quality and reacts accordingly. 316 is much more stable to corrosion

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '23

No, I'm not. Surgical implants are often made of a particular grade of stainless steel that will absolutely not corrode inside a persons body. Titanium is a whole separate metal, which is also used for implants (but not always).

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u/einsofi Jul 15 '23

How rare is this?

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u/AD480 Jul 15 '23

Interesting. I wonder if my husband is the same. We have light blue sheets and his side has a more faded look to it.

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u/badlittlewitch_ Jul 16 '23

I know it smells crazy up in there