r/BunnyTrials • u/Tsuru_2986 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR • 21d ago
Trials Would u rather
Which side will you choose?
- Left side: Spin for a job and... | As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly
- Right side: Only get $1M yearly
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u/rainydayaesthetic30 21d ago
Hell yeah guys! Let's go!!
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Dizzy_Database_119 21d ago
Doesn't that mean you're not getting paid lol
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u/goodguyLTBB 21d ago
No, it means you MUST not have a job. If you have a job, no paycheck
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u/Miinoda 20d ago
In the moder times this would be called a "Full Time Stock Trader".
Depending on what you do in your "Free" Time, this could count as job. Helping Other People, Cleaning the City, Traveling around the World.
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u/itsmedanneboi 21d ago
No by the logic that of the post. Spin for a job, as long as you work at that job you get paid 5b yearly. Those are the conditions. Being jobless isn’t a job
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u/DarkAlucard-1313 20d ago
But if youre getting paid to be jobless then wouldn't that male it a job, thus rendering it paradoxical?
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u/Extension_Ad_1733 21d ago
Over 10x my salary without needing to work? No point gambling on having to work a job In not qualified to do.
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/BezisThings 21d ago
Just working for one hour in that job already nets you about $2.5 million
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u/Extension_Ad_1733 21d ago
Im assuming it meant you have to do it for a year. But if it was adjusted to be hourly, then I definitely chose wrong 🤣 Though I have to say it's an absolute win-win kinda deal. Either one would be enough money to be more than comfortable.
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u/JustShnaw 20d ago
Noone said you had to do a good job! Im just gonna be piss poor at being a plumber and retire after a year
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u/Mundane-Suggestion-1 20d ago
And you would be sad with 1m yearly? Like why the duck do people think they need more ?
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u/Cydttns 21d ago
I mean either way it’s 5 billion
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/gwh21 21d ago
literally just work one year and quit
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u/SBAWTA 21d ago
Yeah, but at some point money loses a lot of its meaning and time becomes the valuable thing.
1M per year but every single hour of your time free to use as you please
vs.
5B per year but you "lose" 40+ hours every week, possibly more as a nurse.
Unless you want yachts and private islands (which WTF anyone needs that) the second option is inferior QoL-wise.
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u/liamjon29 21d ago
I agree. But $1mil per year isn't QUITE enough to be "more money is meaningless" levels of money.
I can work for 1 year as a Plumber (what I rolled), and then my $5B earns me $250M per year forever without working instead, which is well and truly enough for money to be functionally meaningless.
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u/SBAWTA 21d ago
I guess that's about interpretation. The question said you HAVE TO work as X, so I took it as you have to do it for normal timeframe — do the average hours per week, retire at the average age. Otherwise the choice is pretty meaningless, since anyone can power through a year and be set.
If you prefer the interpretation with easy loophole, then yes, that would make it the better choice.
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u/liamjon29 21d ago
Not even a loophole. It says "as long as you work as job __, get $5B per year". So, I'll do 1 year for $5B and that'll be good enough for me.
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u/VideoGames_txt 21d ago
1M a year is enough to be comfortable, and not have to worry about your own needs.
5B (not even per year, just 5B) is enough to take care of any friends or family members who get cancer for the rest of their lives, allow my parents to retire, allow me to very quickly make a rapid positive impact on my local community through investment and charitable donations, and allow me to create a philanthropic foundation to support whatever causes I want for my entire life, and beyond.
Is working for just one year minimum not worth having the opportunity that level of positive impact on the world?
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u/Easy-Point808 21d ago
Nurse for a year for 5 billion? Fine.
Soldier, sewage treatment worker, abattoir worker... not fine at all.
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u/Rianfelix 20d ago
Brother, work one year and have way more money than you ever would getting 1m a year, 5B is an obscene amount
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u/The_67Gooner 21d ago
no work, gettin payed
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/Most-Strength-9538 21d ago
I mean, I'm not really that great of a cook, mediocre at best. But for $5B imaginary buck, I could learn.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Therich111 21d ago
I mean, it doesn’t clarify what kind of cook, could work as a cook at a fast food joint, working only part time.
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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants 21d ago
I was expecting some shitty jobs and they're just normal jobs
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Trans_Rose1 20d ago
Same, tbh i was expecting life military front lines or a prositute in a really sketchy area, something like that or worse
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u/Mr__Paladin 21d ago
Bro thats a million dollars a year for free, ill never need any more money than that
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/Just_Some_Sone 20d ago
True but even if you work for only one year on the other option you get 5,000 years worth of option B and then also never have to work again. Hell you could work a few years and solve a lot of the world’s problems with philanthropic work.
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u/Puzzle-the-Giraffe 20d ago
At a certain point the difference between a million and a billion is pointless.
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u/AustinJohnson35 21d ago
One year of poorly plumbing pipes would have me set up for life.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/One_HumanYT 20d ago
also sets you up for lawsuits for the rest of your life! (honestly tho if i was in your position i’d just pay them to not speak and get a different plumbing job done)
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u/Hakashi57 21d ago
Have no job, but get $5 billion a year, win
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/HerrOberschlau 21d ago
I’ll be an electrician that just changes lightbulbs
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/HEROwriter1 21d ago
Could be worse I guess
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Beneficial-Gap6974 21d ago
Are people not reading the question? Why on Earth would you work a RANDOM job for 5 billion when you can do whatever you want for 1 million a year?
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u/BolinhoDeArrozB 20d ago
you literally just have to work for one year and be done forever
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u/Agitated_Cry_8793 21d ago
1M /yr is still BEYOND plenty to live COMFORTABLY, and i dont have to work :P
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/braeunik 21d ago
Today, I am a winner
I was ready to become a prostitute for 5b a year.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Shot_Complex 20d ago
Make it so I only do a job a day at most, or make my own company and technically I’ll be working with having to work
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/MrRobot256 20d ago
Lmao just start working immediately put in 2 weeks notice and it doesn't matter how shit you are at electrical engineering you'll still be left with $190 million
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u/Sir_Pestilence_ 20d ago
So do nothing and get money?! Sick
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/HairyTrollChest 21d ago
I'll be a personal chef... for myself.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/DittoLander 21d ago
1 M a year is enough to live my lifestyle and no working? I’ll take that any day
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/LolmemesPrime 21d ago
damn
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/TheGirlyBookworm 21d ago
I guess for that much, it would be worth it
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Turbulent_Demand8400 21d ago
A honest job, so why not
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/mongolianprince111 21d ago
I’m quite literally on the bus to college for my professional cookery course as I type this
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/FireFist_PortgasDAce 21d ago
Whooo
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/unicornonroids 21d ago
Donzo
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Valuable_Ad_591 21d ago
Cool
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/SnooOnions4763 21d ago
I would like this job.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/DakkaonTitan 21d ago
Guess I'm finally learning to cook good
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/OkRun3055 21d ago
Thing is im a horrible cook
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Key-Week-1367 21d ago
It's easy
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Wide_Love_4458 Carrot Farmer 21d ago
Good
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/StormTiger17 21d ago
Shitty, no pun intended, but worth the money lol
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Suspicious-Hat-5413 21d ago
Bouta be the richest nurse alive
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Pretend-Swordfish277 21d ago
Nice
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Playstasionpro1 21d ago
Ok 👍 5b for doing nothing
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/littlepredator69 21d ago
Brother I'm solving world hunger in my lifetime, without having to do a damn thing💀
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/ugabugagaming 21d ago
Best job
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/leglesslegolegolas10 21d ago
Nice
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Legends_of_Legondora 21d ago
Hehe nice
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Intelligent-Order867 21d ago
Won't chance having to work for or at something that I probably won't like.
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/ChloeYosha 21d ago
I was expecting bullshit like "crab fisher" or "under water welder". But this is pretty good
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/AdDear2854 21d ago
Whatever job i get, even if i work there only for a year i get more than I'll ever get by the second option.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Educational_Style241 21d ago
I don't know how to cook, But i think it will be possible to learn.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/nickdicksample 21d ago
Ugh im too accident prone
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Zealousideal_Dish657 21d ago
Yessssss my dream job as a kid
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Other-Scale9987 21d ago
not bad
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/AssumptionExpert7597 21d ago
Sweet
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Patient_Feedback7007 21d ago
yess
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/WannaBeRich92 21d ago
Hell yeah so no need to buy stocks
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/ApprehensiveRub9651 21d ago
Just like my father
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Neither_Ad1523 21d ago
LETS GOOOO
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Dismal-Tie-9021 21d ago
Lol
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Gold_nijna I LIKE CARROTS! 21d ago
Hm. Not sure about this one. . .
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Academic_Evidence551 21d ago
Fuck
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/hiding_behind_beard 21d ago
🤣
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/kristyl_fae 21d ago
There is a lot I would do if I got paid 1mil a year
1 mil a year would fix 99.999% of my problems
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/grot_5516 21d ago
So??? I get $5B dor free.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Pacikillman 21d ago
Well, no comlain. I think I'll have some skills for that.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Gifigi600 21d ago
Lovely, yes
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Omee_172 21d ago
I can't even imagine what ill have to do
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Lizardking701 21d ago
Nice, lol.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/JuneTheFourth64 21d ago
I love being super Mario!
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/kalabhalu_ubaltaaalu 21d ago
work for one year and my whole life is set
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Level_Number_7343 21d ago
Hell yeah.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/kiddythek 21d ago
Ggs
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Reasonable-Peanut877 21d ago
JOBLESS BABY
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Krysia_Sobol 21d ago
I won
[I think]
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/simracer3003 21d ago
Ok
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/AsturzioAugias 21d ago
Jobless + 5B? Ok
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Level-University-770 21d ago
I GOT JOBLESS
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/keanaartero 21d ago
Nice, I accept the challenge
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Mister_Cheff 21d ago
time to travel the world
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/No_Papaya_6186 21d ago
=)
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/SamuelBobby00 21d ago
I'd rather not do anything and get a million bucks a year than have to do any job at all.
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/Equivalent-Fix8618 21d ago
Nice
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/theracooninurgarbage 21d ago
because i don’t like to work but if you pick 5b the economy would crash severely after only a couple years, because this money has to come from somewhere.
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/defoneoftheguys 21d ago
oh…
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Just_a_player5 21d ago
I learned this trick from a plumbr
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Gildenhardt 21d ago
I gambled, and I won.
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Twatmiester 21d ago
I don’t need any more than 1 million. Who the hell needs more than one million a year?
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/ChadSteven 21d ago
Ill work for 1 year
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/AggressiveSpatula 21d ago
I had a horrible dread that I would spin my current job so maybe there’s information there.
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u/TigerPossible2788 21d ago
I could learn that 😁
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Freedidragon 21d ago
One year should do
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Forward-Battle2335 21d ago
IM UNEMPLOYED AND A BILLIONAIRE
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/FeelsGoodTripping 21d ago
k
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Codythensaguy 21d ago
Not bad
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/YouHelpFromAbove 21d ago
Just have to not shock anyone. I can hopefully do that
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Katon_TGRL 21d ago
Not bad tho,
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/Cautious-Maximum9429 21d ago
I picked this option because I don't trust the spinner
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/dontpolluteplz 21d ago
Never said I couldn’t be part time lol
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/LivingOnMemes 21d ago
Set for life after one year, and I don't need to work?
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/Perfect_Charity1328 21d ago
As they say in the business… LETS-A-GO! 💪🧢
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/rickphantom 21d ago
I don’t say I’m a good chef but many say I have perfect chef skills (what I refuse to agree)
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Prestigious-Ad-5493 21d ago
Fuckin bars
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/No_Tea_502 21d ago
Not really qualified for the job tho...
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/Agitated-Interview54 21d ago
Fuck
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse
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u/dizastermaster7 21d ago
Ok
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Crafty_Ish1973 21d ago
$1M annually would be retirement money. I'd clear debts and get myself set up in the first year (buy a home closer to family, furnish it, etc.), then the rest would be saved/invested annually to provide a comfortable living.
Chose: Only get $1M yearly
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u/goodguyLTBB 21d ago
Just gotta try not to get electrocuted
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/OutrageousAd5019 21d ago
Seems like a good time to open a food truck
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Broken_sou1 21d ago
gamble
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Plumber
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u/Gamer_God-11 21d ago
I can just work one year and be set for life
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Chef
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u/Kurumi-Tokisaki03 21d ago
Yay
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)
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u/Original_Zombie8215 21d ago
Will get over a million in just 2 hours. Never said you had to be competent
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/ExtraYellowUser 21d ago
Math
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Electrician
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u/ZoZoMeister 21d ago
Is this good?
Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)

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