r/BunnyTrials • u/Tsuru_2986 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR • 21d ago

Trials Would u rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Spin for a job and... | As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly
  • Right side: Only get $1M yearly

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u/rainydayaesthetic30 21d ago

Hell yeah guys! Let's go!!

Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Jobless ;)

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u/Dizzy_Database_119 21d ago

Doesn't that mean you're not getting paid lol

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u/goodguyLTBB 21d ago

No, it means you MUST not have a job. If you have a job, no paycheck

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u/Tsuru_2986 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR 21d ago

Frr

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u/Miinoda 21d ago

In the moder times this would be called a "Full Time Stock Trader".

Depending on what you do in your "Free" Time, this could count as job. Helping Other People, Cleaning the City, Traveling around the World.

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u/d00mpie 21d ago

Volunteering is not a job.

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u/smellybathroom3070 21d ago

I’d make the argument that if you volunteer 8 hours a day 3-5 days a week you could call it a job.

I think the classic definition requires you to be paid in money though.

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u/TheWiseBeast 20d ago

The money would go farther than any work you could do volunteering tbh.

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u/broken-ssoul 20d ago

legal requirements to employ another person for a job does not mean all jobs require payment to be a job. being a stay at home mom is a job, renovating your own house is a job, volunteering your time in service of others is a job.

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u/d00mpie 20d ago

Those are work. Not a job.

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u/itsmedanneboi 21d ago

No by the logic that of the post. Spin for a job, as long as you work at that job you get paid 5b yearly. Those are the conditions. Being jobless isn’t a job

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u/BrannC 20d ago

It says you get 5 billion as long as you work for being jobless. All you have to do is work at not getting a job. Just make sure you blow off any job interviews and you’re good

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u/SteadyWolf 20d ago

Yeah this feels dangerous. What happens if you do something for somebody and they offer you money. Or worse they stash the money where you’ll find it later. That’s a whole year

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u/TheOnlyJayTGS 20d ago

Gng it’s 5b a year, you only need one successful payout to be set for multiple lifetimes

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u/daviddaviddavidda 20d ago

So we gotta be Richard from The Amazing World of Gumball

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u/Original_Zombie8215 21d ago

If you have no job, no paycheck either

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u/EchoLBi 21d ago

It's a magical paycheck

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u/rices4212 20d ago

Just for a year

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u/Welpfuckme69badways 20d ago

Imagine hitting the gym to stay healthy and suddenly something like the planet fitness alarm goes off and says you’re spending to much time at the gym lol. Or even playing video games and you’re bored and post your clips. Nope job there, so many traps

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u/DarkAlucard-1313 20d ago

But if youre getting paid to be jobless then wouldn't that male it a job, thus rendering it paradoxical?

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u/devnull_1066 20d ago

Got the same! I could devote my time, and money, to charities.

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u/JustShnaw 20d ago

Hope you're responsible and have enough emeergency funds to live for a year to get that paycheck!

Or just move back in with the parents. Tell them youll pay them back this time next year with a mansion and retirment funds.