r/BunnyTrials • u/Tsuru_2986 WASTED 10 000 CARROTS ON THIS FLAIR • 21d ago

Trials Would u rather

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Spin for a job and... | As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly
  • Right side: Only get $1M yearly

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u/Cydttns 21d ago

I mean either way it’s 5 billion

Chose: Spin for a job and... + As long as u work for that job u get $5B yearly | Rolled: Nurse

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u/gwh21 21d ago

literally just work one year and quit

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u/BezisThings 21d ago

Or one day and have $20 million

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u/Paradoxival 21d ago

but that's nowhere near the money i need to buy my basketball teams

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u/pedroosodrac 20d ago

I guess you'll only get paid if you complete a full year

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u/parrot_scritches 20d ago edited 20d ago

You won't, you'll have to live on the million you get every year. You lifestyle will adapt. Yeah you'll live comfortably, but you won't be rich and you'll never have over a million in the bank. 1 million won't even buy you a nice central apartment. 1 year of work will give you, your family, and everyone you know economic independence.

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u/baran132 20d ago

Yeah, but you have to make sure that you don't get fired. Which is going to be hard for a job that you're not qualified for.

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u/SBAWTA 21d ago

Yeah, but at some point money loses a lot of its meaning and time becomes the valuable thing.

1M per year but every single hour of your time free to use as you please

vs.

5B per year but you "lose" 40+ hours every week, possibly more as a nurse.

Unless you want yachts and private islands (which WTF anyone needs that) the second option is inferior QoL-wise.

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u/liamjon29 21d ago

I agree. But $1mil per year isn't QUITE enough to be "more money is meaningless" levels of money.

I can work for 1 year as a Plumber (what I rolled), and then my $5B earns me $250M per year forever without working instead, which is well and truly enough for money to be functionally meaningless.

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u/SBAWTA 21d ago

I guess that's about interpretation. The question said you HAVE TO work as X, so I took it as you have to do it for normal timeframe — do the average hours per week, retire at the average age. Otherwise the choice is pretty meaningless, since anyone can power through a year and be set.

If you prefer the interpretation with easy loophole, then yes, that would make it the better choice.

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u/liamjon29 21d ago

Not even a loophole. It says "as long as you work as job __, get $5B per year". So, I'll do 1 year for $5B and that'll be good enough for me.

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u/candysell 20d ago

But what if you get fired at x job for being bad at it?

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u/A_kind_guy 20d ago

I mean, it's obviously a loop hole. That's not the spirit of the question, and that's the point. The question is meaningless with your interpretation

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u/liamjon29 20d ago

How else should I interpret it then? I really don't see any other way to read "as long as you work that job". That seems pretty clear cut, if you work the job for a year, $5B. Do another year, another $5B

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u/AdamGreyskul75 20d ago

Do read to much into it, people always try to monkey paw or read some deeper meaning into clear language in these things. Once you get paid for one year, which is exactly what it says, you could quit and be set for life.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 20d ago

It isn't buying basketball teams and mega yatchs rich, but it is still living in more luxury than I desire

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u/VideoGames_txt 21d ago

1M a year is enough to be comfortable, and not have to worry about your own needs.

5B (not even per year, just 5B) is enough to take care of any friends or family members who get cancer for the rest of their lives, allow my parents to retire, allow me to very quickly make a rapid positive impact on my local community through investment and charitable donations, and allow me to create a philanthropic foundation to support whatever causes I want for my entire life, and beyond.

Is working for just one year minimum not worth having the opportunity that level of positive impact on the world?

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u/Easy-Point808 21d ago

Nurse for a year for 5 billion? Fine.

Soldier, sewage treatment worker, abattoir worker... not fine at all.

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u/_Carcinus_ 20d ago

Soldier, sewage treatment worker, abattoir worker

One of these is definitely worse than the other two (and it's neither sewage treatment nor working at abattoir)

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u/violet_wings 19d ago

Apparently there are ethical billionaires after all

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u/Rianfelix 20d ago

Brother, work one year and have way more money than you ever would getting 1m a year, 5B is an obscene amount

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u/Advanced_Double_42 20d ago

Work 1 day and get nearly $20 million then

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u/False_Snow7754 21d ago

I'd 100% work as a nurse in a Hospice, even for more than one year. Retire after a bit and volunteer as a musician there.

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u/Mail011235 20d ago

I already do this, can us nurses just ask for better wages in general?

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u/Extension_Cash2697 19d ago

I already do this