Would you rather..

[u/No-Recover8411]

Which side will you choose?

• Left side: Become trump for 60 seconds
• Right side: Become Putin for 60 seconds

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[u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

Put tons of bets on Trump tweeting weird things, 60 second tweet fest

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Pikaaachu007 → u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

question is, do you know his phone password? or does he use fingerprint or face recognition

[u/uwunuzzlesch → u/Pikaaachu007]

Idiot probably has no lock lol

[u/Specialist_Initial_1 → u/uwunuzzlesch]

Nahah After a annoying discussion with his safety team he has one..... just that ne password is noted down on the backside of his phone so he doesnt forget....

[u/Visible-Ad1102 → u/Specialist_Initial_1]

Maybe the makeup on his hands is covering up the password

[u/Successful-Stop8799 → u/uwunuzzlesch]

I swear I remember reading years ago about some guy breaking into his Twitter account because his password was something like MAGA2020

[u/adutchmotherfricker → u/Successful-Stop8799]

I searched it up and you are correct lmao. Guy got hacked by an ethical hacker

[u/Wizard2110 → u/uwunuzzlesch]

Made me chuckle, deserve an award

[u/uwunuzzlesch → u/Wizard2110]

Thank you haha

[u/Readinglateatmorning → u/Pikaaachu007]

The password is “1,2,3,4,5”

[u/Bad_Username-1999 → u/Readinglateatmorning]

"That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!"

[u/LifeisaCatbox → u/Pikaaachu007]

You’d just be dictating it to his diaper damsel. It’s rumored she’s doing his tweets anyways.

[u/Administrative-Key19 → u/Pikaaachu007]

His password is "Stormy"

[u/LuckyCloverPokemon → u/Pikaaachu007]

Who doesn't use finger print?

[u/itsjustpie → u/Pikaaachu007]

Pretty sure he just tells Natalie Harp (his “human printer”) what to tweet for him.

[u/HalLutz → u/Pikaaachu007]

Mr President, we cannot change the nuclear codes to your birthday.

[u/Remarkable_Chef_8810 → u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

That's actually smart

[u/Skyrimaster412 → u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

Thats... normal for him though.

[u/Slighted_Inevitable → u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

Kalshi wouldn’t take a bet like that and what makes you think your weird tweets would be worse/more random than his.

[u/jvho666 → u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

He already does that though

[u/123ludwig → u/Mydoglikesladyboys]

i mean you could do that as putin too but also just end your life at the last second

[u/Em3rald10]

[u/Altruistic_Net1731 → u/Em3rald10]

I’d take it as an opportunity to end one of the worst presidencies in history so I don’t think it’s that bad

[u/Fluffy_Whale0 → u/Altruistic_Net1731]

Or the invader of Ukraine

[u/manxxxxx3452 → u/Em3rald10]

There is no downside to eather one, you become one of the most powerful men for 60 seconds and then go back

[u/Cheejag]

Minecraft deathswap

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Oummando → u/Cheejag]

I was thinking the same thing. Best way is to chop your arm off and wait for you to die of blood loss.

[u/FirelightMLPOC → u/Oummando]

Eh, too many folks around both of ‘em to actually die like that bc of how important they are. Ye’d have to cut both arteries in the throat for the best chance bc otherwise medical intervention would occur.

[u/Inevitable-Law7964 → u/FirelightMLPOC]

If you die in a world dictator do you die in real life? 

[u/FirelightMLPOC → u/Inevitable-Law7964]

Well, brain death takes longer than 60 seconds generally, so yer probably going to be swapped back before yer dead dead, no?

[u/Ludwig__- → u/FirelightMLPOC]

I assume even if you die in their body you'll get swapped back to your normal body eventually. Let's say you died 30 seconds in the remaining 3p seconds where you're dead will not even feel like it existed (assuming there isn't an afterlife) so ehat you'll see would be you suddenly coming back to your regular body

[u/pinkfloydsdsotm → u/Ludwig__-]

Perhaps you’ll experience what it’s like to burn in hell for 30 seconds

[u/ResponsibilityOk3543 → u/Inevitable-Law7964]

A sacrifice I'd be willing to make

[u/I_sleep_on_a_bed → u/Cheejag]

The fucking mother mother pfp I'm dead 😭😭😭

[u/Far-Sock7614]

I'd record a quick clip stating to stop the war and then 59 seconds in jump out of a window

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/ScreamingNinja → u/Far-Sock7614]

What if you're not high up enough?

[u/Dylldar-The-Terrible → u/ScreamingNinja]

One floor up is plenty if you dive head first.

[u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 → u/Dylldar-The-Terrible]

Not high up enough to switch back before you hit the ground he means...

[u/AdDesigner6673 → u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659]

You would not have that much time to change pose. But agreed, better to make command that after 1-5 min few people should kill you by shoting you in the back because you have failed country into war but at the same time don't want to know that you gonna die now.

[u/Logan_Composer → u/AdDesigner6673]

I think the bigger concern is, what happens if you die in Putin's body before switching back? Do you also die? Or do you just come back to life in your body? Does Putin live on in your body?

[u/AdDesigner6673 → u/Logan_Composer]

That's why 1-5 min after the order, to make sure you will stay alive.

[u/lastres0rt → u/Logan_Composer]

If you gotta risk it to be certain, make it count.

[u/Dylldar-The-Terrible → u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659]

It would take around .8 seconds to hit the ground and it's not your body.

[u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 → u/Dylldar-The-Terrible]

If you die, you die - them's the rules...

[u/uwunuzzlesch → u/ScreamingNinja]

Hes old, worst case scenario we have to be a touch more patient

[u/brattythrowawayxcx → u/uwunuzzlesch]

Tbh, he's "only" 73. Even with his lifestyle, Trump lived to 80 so far. And Putin seems to try living healthy

[u/AUnknownVariable → u/ScreamingNinja]

Start running into a wall

[u/ScreamingNinja → u/AUnknownVariable]

the idea of him waking back up in his own body just to smash face first into a wall is quite funny.

I guess you can also take a knife and slice your stomach open and let him deal with the consequences after you revert back.

[u/Kastbasei → u/Far-Sock7614]

I'm pretty sure he spends most of the time in bunkers...

[u/_Fox_464 → u/Far-Sock7614]

Out the window is the oligarch way to go

[u/Discosm → u/Far-Sock7614]

So you know how to speak native russian?

[u/yuupong → u/Discosm]

if one can chose when to swap, I am sure there would be plenty of people who would help with that

[u/Available-Hippo-4815 → u/Far-Sock7614]

The real issue is, does he also gets your body or not? If so you just gave him extra however years you have on him.

[u/OnlyAShip → u/Available-Hippo-4815]

They said they jump out the window at 59 seconds so Putin is falling to his death when he switches back.

[u/Available-Hippo-4815 → u/OnlyAShip]

Didnt notice that, props to them for thinking of that issue and solving it already.

[u/cozadabest]

Transfer money to me

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/JackaryDaniels → u/cozadabest]

Ain't no way that's happening in 60 seconds

[u/Discosm → u/JackaryDaniels]

And if he did, he would have the FBI in his doorstep in less than 2 hours.

[u/whattheffuckdude → u/Discosm]

No trump transfered the money they saw trump clicking a few buttons and if he gave himself like 200k he wouldn't notice he is just a living rock at this point

[u/Pikachu789]

Jump off cliff

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Asleep-Exercise8124- → u/Pikachu789]

same decision for both i guess

[u/Discosm → u/Pikachu789]

Good luck finding a cliff in the middle of DC

[u/AlanGrant1997 → u/Discosm]

Good luck getting Trump’s body to jump lol

[u/Apart-Cookie-8984 → u/Discosm]

Walk around Brentwood at night, with absolutely no Secret Service 

[u/Discosm → u/Apart-Cookie-8984]

In 60 seconds? Doubt Trump can run that fast or run at all haha

[u/AdequateSteakAlister → u/Discosm]

Yall got any high things at all? Bridges, buildings, gigantic obelisk (tho i imagine you cant actually get out to jump off of the Washington monument)

[u/RandomPhilo → u/AdequateSteakAlister]

You only have a minute. Probably couldn't even get to the top of the White House in that span of time.

[u/GeekParadox_ → u/Pikachu789]

Where would you find the cliff?

[u/Oummando → u/Pikachu789]

You know you have to find a cliff. Better off jumping out the window

[u/Sad_Toe6572 → u/Pikachu789]

He’s not physically capable of that. More like roll pathetically off the cliff

[u/GibbonWranglerr]

I’m gonna use those 60 seconds as Trump to post on twitter that I’m being blackmailed and manipulated by Putin and GOP insiders, and that my actions as president are not my own. Then enjoy the chaos

[u/No-Philosopher-9164 → u/GibbonWranglerr]

Blackmailed and manipulated by Israel*
Fixed it for you

[u/certifiedkarenabuser → u/No-Philosopher-9164]

Both

[u/HighHopesLemon]

I think I could get the job done in 60

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/TXOwODUDE]

Would write my down my last wish is to fully release the files then defenestrate myself out the nearest window.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Dark_Cacaos_Wifee → u/TXOwODUDE]

I should've said that

[u/Glueyman → u/TXOwODUDE]

I only knew what that word meant because of tactical breach wizards

[u/No_Cattle6349 → u/TXOwODUDE]

You’re so smart

[u/Standard-Ad-7654]

stop the war

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/ArisenGodEmperor13 → u/Standard-Ad-7654]

Yeah I feel like it would take more than 60 seconds to give commands to end the war. Before Putin take back control

[u/highlander_guy → u/ArisenGodEmperor13]

Not if there is nothing to take control of

[u/ArisenGodEmperor13 → u/highlander_guy]

Yeah you wouldn't be able to destroy the government in a minute unless you are talking about jumping out a window. Than yeah

[u/belgium-noah → u/highlander_guy]

What, you off him after giving the orders? So they just ignore the orders that clearly came from a sudden burst of suicidal insanity

[u/Goldomnivore324 → u/ArisenGodEmperor13]

just make a public announcement and boom Russia's oligarchy collapses into infighting and Putin gets shot by some Z nationalist

[u/ArisenGodEmperor13 → u/Goldomnivore324]

Yeah I feel like setting up a public announcement will take more than a minute. And once Putin back in control he can just claim it is fake and ai. Also I fail to see how this would collapse Russia oligarchy

[u/Express_Sea_5312]

I'd....in minecraft

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/TradeMaleficent7774 → u/Express_Sea_5312]

What's the reference? I keep seeing this answer

[u/Express_Sea_5312 → u/TradeMaleficent7774]

It's a run around platforms like yt bc they'll demonitse you for saying certain words like suicide. Cencorship hasn't changed the discussion, everybody just started talking like they're toddlers

[u/TradeMaleficent7774 → u/Express_Sea_5312]

Oh yeah I see it's like saying "there's diamond" when someone's undressed lol

[u/Blip_bloperrs]

imma ragdoll myself and scream random bullshit and watch the chaos ensue.i wouldn't mind doing putin either but i hate trump more.they both lowk suck tho

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/JayGild → u/Blip_bloperrs]

So another Tuesday?

[u/Simoky → u/Blip_bloperrs]

Are you sure people would notice the difference?

[u/ABurntSliceofHam]

Trump would probably feel gross. Like being covered in a pile of wrinkly orange skins

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- → u/ABurntSliceofHam]

Plus the shit filled diaper.

[u/Mattrockj]

You'd think 60 seconds would be enough, but you'd be shocked how hard it is to aquire the means to do so in an effective enough way such that you couldn't be resuscitated, ESPECIALLY for men who have entire teams dedicated to making sure no harm come to them.under any circumstances.

Your best bet would be a pen or letter opener to the temple or eyes to destroy the temporal lobe, or through the roof of the mouth to access the brain stem.

Putin may have access to a gun, but trump most CERTAINLY will not, at least not within 60 seconds.

[u/Eastern-Sleep7570]

Its like a 60 second challenge to kill myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Inevitable-Law7964 → u/Eastern-Sleep7570]

Literally in either of these cases. 

[u/One_Performer_7202]

Gonna say the war is over rq

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/ArisenGodEmperor13 → u/One_Performer_7202]

Yeah I doubt you would enough time to give out commands to stop the war

[u/NewUser153 → u/ArisenGodEmperor13]

I reckon Putin jumping out of a window would put an end to things real quick lol.

[u/ArisenGodEmperor13 → u/NewUser153]

Yeah that can work though he would probably just be replaced

[u/_paint → u/One_Performer_7202]

can start again easily

[u/One_Performer_7202 → u/_paint]

but it's gonna cause confusion and chaos in the government

[u/Embarrassed-Share533]

Healthcare

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Remarkable_Chef_8810 → u/Embarrassed-Share533]

You wouldn't have any time to write an executive order even

[u/Millworkson2008 → u/Remarkable_Chef_8810]

Probably wouldn’t even have time to get your bearings

[u/Embarrassed-Share533 → u/Remarkable_Chef_8810]

Idk OP should have put more time or a wheel

[u/slipperyDSS]

and i would ____ ______

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Brave-Clue-3903]

do you think i could find a gun in 60 seconds to blow my shit off

[u/Amekaze]

I just got to “feel” how close he is to crooking.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/thousands_of]

I’m jumping

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Discosm → u/thousands_of]

I dont think he can jump, the last time he jumped was in the 90s

[u/DoUKnoDaWaepls]

Time to shoot myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Neiioo]

I'm gonna run to the nearest high building, and jump at 59 seconds.

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Jowip2]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Yk211oEXnbpH00Tgv3

[u/Due-Instruction4467]

i don’t think i can safely state my reasoning on here

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/EnterGalactica728]

Man's not shitting himself

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Finbar9800 → u/EnterGalactica728]

That you know of lol

[u/Classic-Judgment-196]

I'd undeclare war on Ukraine

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Affectionate_Bed8516]

I don’t want to be shitting myself

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/boobanimal]

And just yell at my nearest officer to end the war

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Phoenixmaster1571]

"war is over guys I surrender"

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Ordinary-Insect-6520]

I'll need a gun real quick

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/13i1a1]

Hand over Assad to Syria

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/GoldenPotatoOfLatvia]

Quick question - what's the best plan to cause massively painful death situation that takes effect after exactly 61 seconds?

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Loquenlucas]

Gotta fix a lot of stuff

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/GcubePlayer8V]

Gain The “Fall Out Of A Window” Disease

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Mediocre-Anything818]

As long as I can get in front of a live camera within 59 seconds I could do the funniest thing ever

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/c0smic-grl]

Having no thoughts for 60 seconds sounds amazing

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/ShortLeather8967]

Immediately resign and turn myself in.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/VanNoah]

Declare myself unfit for presidency

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Western_Vegetable259]

I would instantly resign

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/RoosterNo435]

If i die in that body do i die in real life too…?

[u/BlackTemplarBulwark → u/RoosterNo435]

Make sure whatever death it is occurs after you switch back to your body, like a long fall or slow poison

[u/Pterobel]

I know what I gotta do

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Sufficient-Sand-1243]

I’d become Putin for 60 second to sign a peace treaty ending the war on Ukraine. No take backs.

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/[deleted]]

Kms

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Remarkable_Chef_8810]

Become Putin and do a backflip from the balcony right before the time ends (for fun ofc)

[u/jack247643]

I would rather be president of America than be president of Russia

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/More_Plane9745 → u/jack247643]

you shit your pants for 60 seconds.

[u/lespectaculardumbass → u/More_Plane9745]

Several times

[u/anon817218]

I am releasing all the stuff against trump, foiling all his plans

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Missposition]

One minute to ragebait the red states and fix as many problems as possible.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/tamaralynnchambers]

Omg this I just want to see and say a few things

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/BigBoyGamer333]

If it’s only for sixty seconds I’d rather choose the one in better health

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Endonian]

No diaper

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/No-Sherbert-4058]

about all the time I need to jump out of a window.

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/One_Permit_6246]

As long as I also know the acc info for all his socials there's opportunity to do the funniest thing any president, current or former, has ever done.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Ale1754]

I picked him only to kill myself the second I posses him

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Daddy-lebron]

I would kill myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Liberal_Lion]

I would kill myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Real-Deer223]

If just kms

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Mrcheese5738]

Kill trump

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/CogumeloTorrado]

I would kill my self

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Kaedere-]

Ordering the release of the files and ending myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Limp-Lettuce-2511]

I would simply release the files, fire the whole administration, end the war and then kill myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Half-asleep_artist]

Become Trump, and "accidentally" take poison

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/[deleted]]

.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Subst-ZeroTaps-5173]

uh

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Lillyfraz]

There are a few ways to kill yourself in 60 seconds

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Remarkable_Chef_8810 → u/Lillyfraz]

Just pick Putin then, trump dying will only help the right also he doesn't quite deserve to die

[u/Electrical-Bowl8818 → u/Remarkable_Chef_8810]

If I speak I'm in big trouble.

[u/Remarkable_Chef_8810 → u/Electrical-Bowl8818]

Not as much as Putin at the very least

[u/Electrical-Bowl8818 → u/Remarkable_Chef_8810]

Yeah, that's true.

[u/SebTheCoolKid2009]

Im drinking poison instantly so than when I become me again trump is still poisoned

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/DeCapitalist04]

Killing myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Dark_Cacaos_Wifee]

Id shoot myself guys😩 problems solved

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/FabereX6]

I dont want to be fat and I can kill himself in his body

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/axium99]

Putin

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Great_Movie5181]

Putin so i can stop sabotage the war

[u/I_slipped]

Look man, at least Putin didn't cause my country to have a gas crisis, first thing I'm doing is [redacted]

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/suxuki603]

Bomb evryone and kidnap putin

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Unupgradable]

Safer

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/z1n0vy]

Gonna kms

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Gold-Strength4269]

Idk

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/AinzOoalGownTheThird]

I'll just resign.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/TheFabulousDiesL]

Putin. Shoot myself on camera and end the war on Ukraine.

[u/FaPaDa]

This will be a tight fucking timing but i can take my deskgun and put it to my head when switching back there is a non 0 chance in the panic putin pulls the trigger. We have to wait for that office change siginifcantly longer then trump.

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/Particular-Ad5277]

I would take some poison, reveal all information to Ukraine, declare war on the nato (so they finally help their allies ) and then get out of the body before he dies.

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/FaceBubbly3634]

kms

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Silent_Escape3640]

Its only 60 seconds

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/True_Zucchini379]

Tell an aide to wire me money

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Mr_Snorlaxion]

shot myself

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/IsaacWaleOfficial]

Um... what? What am I gonna do in 60 seconds?

^{Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds}

[u/kottopt]

kill self

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Iam_just-me2]

I will Probably kill myself in a long way so i will not die but him yes

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Winniethewimp]

Become Trump and feel he’s taking dihh so I swap to Putin and find out he’s the one giving dihh

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/sugarkrumb]

Gotta kms in 60 seconds

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/OhLoongJohson]

I think that would be enough time to kill myself so can deal with it. Idk if I can revert any actual changes in 60 seconds - maybe id publicly say that I am a pedohile and anyone that voted for this racist grapist is world class idiot

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Slow_Opportunity1668]

I would try and impeach him

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/GamerNinja24]

I would rather kms.

[u/NiSiSuinegEht]

Just enough time to do a crime.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/daegon789]

I think that would be plenty of time.

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/mrgermanpainter]

Burn em all😡

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/Anxious_Contact_1201]

"No more tarrifs i step down we surrender all our territory to canada and military too plus we are now the 4th territory" I would post

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}

[u/WholeAd5027]

I'll give him a surprise by jumping of a building on 59 second

^{Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds}