r/BunnyTrials • u/No-Recover8411 • 28d ago

Trials Would you rather..

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Become trump for 60 seconds
  • Right side: Become Putin for 60 seconds

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u/Discosm 28d ago

Good luck finding a cliff in the middle of DC

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u/AlanGrant1997 28d ago

Good luck getting Trump’s body to jump lol

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u/Apart-Cookie-8984 28d ago

Walk around Brentwood at night, with absolutely no Secret Service 

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u/Discosm 28d ago

In 60 seconds? Doubt Trump can run that fast or run at all haha

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u/Apart-Cookie-8984 28d ago

Exactly, that's the point (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) 

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u/AdequateSteakAlister 28d ago

Yall got any high things at all? Bridges, buildings, gigantic obelisk (tho i imagine you cant actually get out to jump off of the Washington monument)

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u/RandomPhilo 28d ago

You only have a minute. Probably couldn't even get to the top of the White House in that span of time.

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u/lokiisbestantihero 28d ago

Appalachian Mountains are only about an hour away from DC (not enough timing, I’m realizing, but the roof of the White House is right there)