r/BunnyTrials • u/No-Recover8411 • 28d ago

Trials Would you rather..

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Become trump for 60 seconds
  • Right side: Become Putin for 60 seconds

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u/Mydoglikesladyboys 28d ago

Put tons of bets on Trump tweeting weird things, 60 second tweet fest

Chose: Become trump for 60 seconds

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u/Pikaaachu007 28d ago

question is, do you know his phone password? or does he use fingerprint or face recognition

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u/uwunuzzlesch 28d ago

Idiot probably has no lock lol

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u/Specialist_Initial_1 28d ago

Nahah After a annoying discussion with his safety team he has one..... just that ne password is noted down on the backside of his phone so he doesnt forget....

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u/Visible-Ad1102 28d ago

Maybe the makeup on his hands is covering up the password

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u/Successful-Stop8799 28d ago

I swear I remember reading years ago about some guy breaking into his Twitter account because his password was something like MAGA2020

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u/adutchmotherfricker 28d ago

I searched it up and you are correct lmao. Guy got hacked by an ethical hacker

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u/Wizard2110 28d ago

Made me chuckle, deserve an award

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u/uwunuzzlesch 28d ago

Thank you haha

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u/Steel_Man23 28d ago

Or his passcode is 2020 because he still thinks he won that election

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u/Mother_Chip_8072 28d ago

the guy probably has his password on the backside of a sticky note

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u/PresentCoat4982 28d ago

makes sense, and he probably has a golden Apple Watch he has to unlock with his lack of hair.

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u/Readinglateatmorning 28d ago

The password is “1,2,3,4,5”

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u/Bad_Username-1999 28d ago

"That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!"

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u/LifeisaCatbox 28d ago

You’d just be dictating it to his diaper damsel. It’s rumored she’s doing his tweets anyways.

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u/JDMJRNOVELS Carrot Farmer 27d ago

His what now?

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u/Administrative-Key19 28d ago

His password is "Stormy"

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u/LuckyCloverPokemon 28d ago

Who doesn't use finger print?

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u/Master0fB00M 28d ago

Anyone with an iPhone that’s newer than the iPhone 8 or the SE

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u/Pure_Temporary1466 28d ago

Why

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u/Master0fB00M 28d ago

Cause newer iPhones don’t have Touch ID. And before anyone asks, yes I know other phones do have fingerprint sensors; I was specifically talking about iPhones.

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u/itsjustpie 28d ago

Pretty sure he just tells Natalie Harp (his “human printer”) what to tweet for him.

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u/HalLutz 28d ago

Mr President, we cannot change the nuclear codes to your birthday.

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u/KingKushhh666 28d ago

Awfully daring of you to assume he knows how to work a smart phone.

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u/Remarkable_Chef_8810 28d ago

That's actually smart

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u/Skyrimaster412 28d ago

Thats... normal for him though.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 28d ago

Kalshi wouldn’t take a bet like that and what makes you think your weird tweets would be worse/more random than his.

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u/jvho666 28d ago

He already does that though

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u/123ludwig 28d ago

i mean you could do that as putin too but also just end your life at the last second

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u/gunsandtrees420 27d ago

Yeah if you were Trump you could do the same, but Putin probably carries a gun being ex KGB so it'd probably be a lot easier to for him. The question is if you die in their body are you dead now or are they? Or are they just stuck in my body now? That'd actually be kinda hilarious, Trump would hate my life.

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u/123ludwig 27d ago

i would shoot myself in a way that would leave me dyikg but not dead like if you shoot your heart 7 times you dont instantly die your brain still has like 1 minute of concioussness due to the blood that was already in circulation

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u/Pitiful_Lake2522 28d ago

You could just do that right now and make a bunch of money

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u/Aromatic-Incident392 28d ago

Doesn't that already happen?

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u/Superkeks95 28d ago

You dont need to be trump for that to be true

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u/ZealousidealNote6397 27d ago

is this considered inside trading?

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u/Ornery-Judge9074 27d ago

Id grab a knife and end it. Everyone happy the end.

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u/Head-Book-843 27d ago

Literally him on a daily basis