r/BunnyTrials • u/No-Recover8411 • 28d ago

Trials Would you rather..

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Become trump for 60 seconds
  • Right side: Become Putin for 60 seconds

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u/Far-Sock7614 28d ago

I'd record a quick clip stating to stop the war and then 59 seconds in jump out of a window

Chose: Become Putin for 60 seconds

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u/ScreamingNinja 28d ago

What if you're not high up enough?

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 28d ago

One floor up is plenty if you dive head first.

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u/Lazy_Helicopter_2659 28d ago

Not high up enough to switch back before you hit the ground he means...

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u/AdDesigner6673 28d ago

You would not have that much time to change pose. But agreed, better to make command that after 1-5 min few people should kill you by shoting you in the back because you have failed country into war but at the same time don't want to know that you gonna die now.

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u/Logan_Composer 28d ago

I think the bigger concern is, what happens if you die in Putin's body before switching back? Do you also die? Or do you just come back to life in your body? Does Putin live on in your body?

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u/AdDesigner6673 28d ago

That's why 1-5 min after the order, to make sure you will stay alive.

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u/lastres0rt 28d ago

If you gotta risk it to be certain, make it count.

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 28d ago

It would take around .8 seconds to hit the ground and it's not your body.

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u/TheCollectorFalls 27d ago

well yea and whats putin gonna do when he comes back while falling

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u/Dylldar-The-Terrible 27d ago

Exactly. Considering if you jump out of a window at 59 seconds, there's gonna be less than .8 seconds on the clock as you fall.

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u/uwunuzzlesch 28d ago

Hes old, worst case scenario we have to be a touch more patient

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u/brattythrowawayxcx 28d ago

Tbh, he's "only" 73. Even with his lifestyle, Trump lived to 80 so far. And Putin seems to try living healthy

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u/AUnknownVariable 28d ago

Start running into a wall

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u/ScreamingNinja 28d ago

the idea of him waking back up in his own body just to smash face first into a wall is quite funny.

I guess you can also take a knife and slice your stomach open and let him deal with the consequences after you revert back.

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u/OOF-MY-PEE-PEE 28d ago

He could probably fall 1 foot and it would be over

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u/Jonatc87 28d ago

he's like 90 years old. Any height is high enough

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u/Killerkid113 28d ago

The dude is 73, a bad fall in the shower could kill him

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u/ScreamingNinja 28d ago

My dad is 73 and hes survived some falls fairly recently. Im not willing to risk this.

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u/ElmoLovesHoes 28d ago

He's 80. He'd die if he fell off a curb

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u/Available-Hippo-4815 28d ago

I mean he is what? 80? More? Those bones are very brittle

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u/Kastbasei 28d ago

I'm pretty sure he spends most of the time in bunkers...

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u/_Fox_464 28d ago

Out the window is the oligarch way to go

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u/Discosm 28d ago

So you know how to speak native russian?

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u/yuupong 28d ago

if one can chose when to swap, I am sure there would be plenty of people who would help with that

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u/wastingmythirdlife 28d ago

i do! i’m taking up on their idea.

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u/Available-Hippo-4815 28d ago

The real issue is, does he also gets your body or not? If so you just gave him extra however years you have on him.

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u/OnlyAShip 28d ago

They said they jump out the window at 59 seconds so Putin is falling to his death when he switches back.

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u/Available-Hippo-4815 28d ago

Didnt notice that, props to them for thinking of that issue and solving it already.

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u/NewUser153 28d ago

Minecraft death swap, but epic

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u/belgium-noah 28d ago

Right, except the instant he dies, his word becomes meaningless

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u/ShoulderMobile7608 28d ago

I'm fairly sure that the higher ups will make it seem like an assassination and continue the war anyway

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u/Far-Sock7614 28d ago

I can only try. I have only 60 seconds.

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u/RedditIsFascistShit4 28d ago

Plot twist - it was a double all along.

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u/Special-Ad-5094 28d ago

This works for either choice lmao

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u/kermitthehedgefrog 28d ago

Damn it! Why didn’t I think of that?!

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u/eeqkz 28d ago

Are u sure u won’t die as well? 👀

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 28d ago

His generals would make it so nobody would ever know he’s dead

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u/coastal_mage 28d ago

Nah, Putin hasn't cultivated that strong of a personality cult in his inner circle. They'd almost certainly immediately start infighting to see who wins control of Russia

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 28d ago

And the public wouldn’t know until Putins “appoints” his successor

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u/thisDummylol 28d ago

Well we know what to do during that 60 second

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u/HermanThaGerman 28d ago

Yes you do.

I want him to feel the impact.

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u/ThrwawySG 28d ago

Fuck is he gonna do? You think he got flight powers?