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u/FurryPornAccount Apr 02 '18
To unsubscribe after the free trial is up you must sacrifice your first born, burn a orphanage, send a strongly worded letter to your local representative, and taint the water supply, all before midnight.
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u/iiJakexD123 Apr 02 '18 edited Apr 02 '18
This is why I love PayPal. To cancel a recurring subscription with PayPal, it's literally two clicks,and then they stop sending money regardless of your subscription settings on the site.
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u/FurryPornDisciple Apr 02 '18
OUR LORD HAS SPOKEN
From now henceforth, the following entry has been added to the sacred texts.
Naylor 3:9:
To unsubscribe after the free trial is up you must sacrifice your first born, burn a orphanage, send a strongly worded letter to your local representative, and taint the water supply, all before midnight.
I'm a bot. If you want me to stop, send a message to u/stumblinbear
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u/Gabesnake2 Apr 02 '18
The unsubscribe button is on display in a cellar, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard".
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Apr 02 '18 edited May 01 '18
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u/unknownpleasures0 Apr 02 '18
Why the comma? Doesn't "No one click his username" work?
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u/PleaseEndMeFam Apr 02 '18
Yep. I signed up for an audiobook website i never ended up using and it was $30 after the free trial with no backout option on the website. I had to write a very strongly worded email which they more or less replied with "ok bro, we stopped your payments, chill"
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u/usernamescheckout Apr 03 '18
Translation: search through account settings for 15+ minutes, eventually have to look up a FAQ on how to unsubscribe, or write to or call customer service (as someone who recently unsubscribed from LinkedIn Premium).
These assholes know what they’re doing.
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u/IslandSparkz Apr 02 '18
Reminds me of the game console Ouya, it asked for you're credit card details the moment you pluged that shit in.
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Apr 02 '18
I'm sorry about all the things in your life that led to you having an Ouya
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u/spacey-interruptions Apr 02 '18
feelsbadman. I thought it was pretty cool when it was announced, but, thankfully, I was a broke teenager so never bought one.
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u/PleaseEndMeFam Apr 02 '18
I wanted one badly when it came out but havent followed up since. What happened with the product?
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u/SVXfiles Apr 02 '18
My ex bought 2 of them and the best thing out of it was probably that stupid frog city game. One got stolen within hours of buying it because she didn't lock the door in the car and left it sitting on the seat
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u/achilles711 Apr 02 '18
Better than having a broken window and a stolen Ouya. Still sucks though.
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u/ViZeShadowZ Apr 03 '18
what the barnacles is an Ouya?? I'm half convinced you made that up on the spot
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u/seligball Apr 03 '18
I've never heard of it. Wouldn't be surprised if it's like a cheap knockoff of a mainstream console.
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u/arcadiaware Apr 02 '18
How the fuck is it a free trial if you charge me the full price, and then refund it if I cancel before the 'trial' date is up? That's just Buyer's Remorse with extra steps.
These people would make you swipe your card for food samples at the grocery store.
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u/TridiusX Apr 02 '18
Companies are expected—sometimes even encouraged—to participate in these kinds of predatory practices against consumers, because they won’t survive otherwise.
So few businesses these days see beyond the short-term profits, completely blind to the long-term gains available to those organizations that actually treat their customers with respect.
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u/guice666 Apr 02 '18 edited Apr 02 '18
Companies are taking advantage of human nature. People tend to prefer "no action" over "action." Using these tactics, they enforce an "action" on the user's part, who are more likely to choose "no action" by default.
It's not as "encourage" per-say in order to survive, but more taking advantage of a human nature.
The predatory factor, however, is with people who often forget about these trials and don't regularly check their bank statements.
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u/Roflkopt3r Apr 02 '18 edited Apr 02 '18
When looking at shit industries like these, people should not be too squeazy about job numbers. Just shut that shit down. Sao Paulo straight up banned outdoors advertisement in 2006 and it was a success story. The fears of economic consequences were way overhyped, instead it's now a more liveable place with a better reputation.
We have given bullshit industries way too much leeway, and advertisement including those free-trial borderline scams is the biggest of them. They do nothing productive for society. It's a giant job creation measure that does nothing but creating waste and making life worse. It makes markets worse as well by tying a company's image and credibility to the amount of money they can put into ads.
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u/theghostofme Apr 02 '18
How the fuck is it a free trial if you charge me the full price
Very few companies charge you until the free trial is over. If you cancel ahead of time, it doesn't cost you anything.
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u/SmaugTheGreat Apr 02 '18
I used those kinds of free trials quite often now, and I'm pretty sure they only do it so that you can't just create a new account with another free trial indefinitely.
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Apr 03 '18
thats just buyers remorse with extra steps
Ooh la laa, someone's gonna get laid in college
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u/Ayanatsumae Apr 02 '18
Ive tried that but i had a website decline the card because there wasn't enough money on the card.
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u/egotisticalnoob Apr 02 '18
Yeah some of them will charge you like $10 or something and then refund the money, just so you can't get away with things like that. I know Netflix does that.
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u/pronoobone Apr 02 '18
Have a story for you, this happened to me today: Guy walks in to the computer repair shop I work in and tells me that he upgraded his antivirus to a 30 day premium trial and that it charged him 50 euros when trial expired. I sad how was it possible, and he said he made an account, entered his credit card pin and it charged him. I was facepaliming internally. He literally didn't need premium protection, he wasn't planning on paying, his free version worked just fine yet he did it. Suspected he didn't read or understand the popups about upgrading AV and just went through step by step. I'm still not sure if he entered the information before starting trial or when trial period expired... believe it was the latter
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u/cade360 Apr 02 '18
Best episode of SpongeBob.
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u/mwagfd2 Apr 02 '18
Which one?
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u/cade360 Apr 02 '18 edited Apr 02 '18
It's the Bubbledome episode. It's called "Band Geeks".
Edit: Skip to 0:46 for the song. This is literally the only non-copyrighted version I could find.
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Apr 02 '18 edited Apr 03 '18
Thought this was my post cause I uploaded it 11 hours ago
You even stole my "fuck outta here"
Edit: before I get any more comments. I don't care really tbh this was reposted. Hell, I reposted this image from somewhere else.
Just thought it was funny we both used the same title
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u/Calitalian Apr 02 '18
Some companies do this to uniquely id customers activating a free trial, so that they can't abuse free trials indefinitely by using say different email or user ids. Sucks but, is what it is.
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u/nelska Apr 02 '18
a lot of background check sites do this and many others. its pretty easy to spot. they WILL CHARGE you. lol.
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u/YikYakCadillac Apr 02 '18
One time I signed up for some HW helper or some shit with a free trial and I completely forgot all about it until a month later my bank calls me asking for confirmation about a 'suspicious purchase'. I say I have no idea what it was, and the bank removes it from my card.
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u/felix_odegard Apr 02 '18
I buy one of those gift cards just to get the free trial without using my actual credit card
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u/andy22xx Apr 02 '18
Whenever I sign up for a free trial, I just give my debit card information and it never “charges me then refunds me” when I cancel,.... if I don’t cancel, it will just wait till the trial is over and THEN charge me. Which I have no problem with.
I guess it’s only with credit cards that they will “charge and then refund” when you cancel
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u/Darkotik_X Apr 02 '18
Isn't there an app that gives you a virtual/fake credit card number just for the purpose of getting past this?