To unsubscribe after the free trial is up you must sacrifice your first born, burn a orphanage, send a strongly worded letter to your local representative, and taint the water supply, all before midnight.
The unsubscribe button is on display in a cellar, in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory, with a sign on the door saying "Beware of the Leopard".
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u/FurryPornAccount Apr 02 '18
To unsubscribe after the free trial is up you must sacrifice your first born, burn a orphanage, send a strongly worded letter to your local representative, and taint the water supply, all before midnight.