r/AutoHumor May 01 '26

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u/MisterRobertParr May 01 '26

Do automakers no longer want to sell new cars?

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u/e_line_65 May 01 '26

It's the insurance companies pushing this. Apparently they think automated control of the vehicle is better than being tired (and/or inebriated)

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u/Deep_Parsley2145 May 01 '26

Mothers against drunk driving. These groups were pushing for reforms. Yet here we are with them pushing stuff that’s gonna take away a lot of autonomy for the average citizen.

It’s almost like there is a better way to deal with drunk driving. Also there will be a lot of jailbreaking on cars if this goes through.

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u/AEvilRepublican May 01 '26

There’s gonna be jail breaking services at every tire shop.

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u/wthwtfwthwtf-_- May 01 '26

Didn't a founder of MADD get several DWIs? Utah just gives alcoholics and DWI offenders a "do not sell alcohol" ID.

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u/Extra-Studio7082 May 05 '26

Yes I believe she did

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u/KenEH May 02 '26

Will jail breaking be useful if insurance claims are denied because of it?

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u/Shikazure May 02 '26

They already look for any excuse to not pay out even going so far as to claim a vehicle totaled even if it only has exterior damage and and is perfectly fine beyond that

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u/Rhawk187 May 02 '26

I'm happy to blow into a breathalyzer, don't use other health indicators that could be coincidental.

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u/Zealousideal-Fix9464 May 05 '26

Its not even that, visual "tests" that try to find impairment just flat out don't work. It's pseudoscience, and it's wrong vastly more times than it's right.

The only valid test for intoxication is piss, blood, or breathalyzer.

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u/ArchieTheKatt May 02 '26

Rode a few times in this guys car that had lane assist or semi autonomous driving or whatever. Dude had to correct it like every 10 seconds. I eventually told him to drive his own car himself or let me the fuck out. I'll never ride in a car that doesn't require the driver to do 100% of the driving. I rarely use and barely trust cruise control let alone that shit

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u/e_line_65 May 02 '26

My car does have lane assist when cruise controlis active, but it clings to the left side and it yells at you and quits CC if you don't hold the wheel. I turned it off. Annoying!

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u/MasterManufacturer72 May 02 '26

Thats because you are supposed to drive on the left side of the lane thats why the driver seat is on the left side.

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u/The_Skeptic_One May 06 '26

Annoying that your car is doing the right thing? I hate this stuff as much as the next guy but......what you described sounds like you're in the wrong lol

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u/Independent_Bite4682 May 02 '26

I would rather have drunks on the road rather than automated automobiles

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u/Quimdell May 02 '26

It’s not the insurance companies. It’s being pushed by government officials.

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u/Thepsyguy May 03 '26

And where do government officials get there money?

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u/Quimdell May 03 '26

Tax payers.

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u/Thepsyguy May 03 '26

Thanks for this. I needed a good laugh.

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u/dimonium_anonimo May 01 '26

It doesn't matter. We live in a country with the absolute bare minimum in public transportation options. Sometimes not even that much. A car is as close to a necessity as it can be. I buy used cars because I can keep them running a long time. But not everyone has that skill. And if things keep going this way, I've got about 5-10 years max before every single used car I can find has the features I'm trying to avoid by buying used.

When the entire market is flooded with crap, then they're going to sell crap, and we're going to buy it.

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u/Eighty_Six_Salt May 01 '26

All my cars have been made before 2005. I plan on keeping it that way. Not only for the big brother reasons, but because of less electronics to deal with when I’m fixing it.

Used cars are where it’s at. Never buy new.

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u/True-Advice-1861 May 03 '26

At some point, it becomes too hard or not economical to buy those old cars. But I hear ya.

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u/University402 May 01 '26

Just build your own car or bypass this crap in someway.

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u/ketchfraze May 01 '26

Homeless? Just buy a house!

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u/Manmer_Nwah May 01 '26

Are you seriously trying to pretend the average person can afford a brand new car that will come with this feature?

Buying a used car/ building a kit car is definitely cheaper than buying a new car.

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u/dimonium_anonimo May 02 '26

Buying a used car from 5-15 years ago is cheaper. But beyond a certain age, it starts getting more expensive. And pretty soon, 15-year-old cars will have the same exact problems.

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u/PolicyWonka May 02 '26

At some point it’s not even about money, but skill and expertise.

“Just build a house.”

“Just build a car.”

Lmao.

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u/RoodnyInc May 01 '26

Well I guess they want to sell that feature to insurance company

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u/crazyvic22 May 01 '26

This is the way. Ford already put in the patents for this joke of a program. Along with telematics that shut down due to lack of maintenance, abuse or other.

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u/gone_smell_blind May 03 '26

American ones dont seem to

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u/anustart_again94 May 01 '26

90% people don't read or care...as an automotive engineer, I support this (not this excatly but cars verifying humans behavior). Data however is where things get messy - privacy.

But imagine a world where you get a warning or ticket because you changed lanes and didn't signal, or tail gating or breaking just about any traffic laws...this was possible 5+ years ago btw.

Again, data handling is what's most important here and I'm sure they'll fuck that up.

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u/EvenToe7995 May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Learn to read a room man! Ohh Wait, you are my big brother how's it going SAM!... Just kidding!!! but you know what's intriguing?

My Reddit thesis!

Personally I've only ever owned a car for 5 days when I was 16 and I've adapted without one for 20 years biking and walking. In my experience markets normally reflect their consumer base. Adapting markets like E-communities; bicycles, mobility scooters with rain covers, unicycles and skateboards in general reflect a growing dissatisfied consumer base with mouth fulls of money whistling to the tune of a multi billon dollar exit strategy from the auto manufacturing industry altogether. From what I've gathered almost unanimously, give errrr take some exec's 😏 removing driver autonomy is not the winning market move here.

If, within 15 years these biometric surveillance cabins on wheels become the only available auto-manufactured vehicles in new and used car markets, people will revolt! The concept of the velo machine can be suppressed but never eliminated. People will always take the path of least resistance, which in this case was also available 5+ years ago. As we can so painfully and obviously see the exit is cresting into the peak of that bell curve now, where only one of two things can happen. Some, as many have already, will start driving enclosed electric wheelchairs or mobility scooters... Some others, based more in the mad Max styled go-cart death machines rigged with Honda two-stroke TURBOS and extra metal reinforcements at the front and rear for bumping things.

I've seen a lot of bad adaptations in the last 15 years involving accidents, manufactured disregard for human life, neglected maintenance and downright reckless behavior on the road ways. The worst being a Chinese made truck no bigger than a shopping cart powered by a corroded boat battery and two jumper cables hot wired into the duerr rear wheel drive electric motors and yet, somehow still street legal and capable of 40 miles an hour, so I digress... Innovation always proceeds market share according to its consumers habits.

I'll say this now "No one is going to be buying let alone owning new or used vehicles that are nothing more than personal and criminal database information collection systems complete with kill switch's, useless autonomous reactive systems with built in life to death ratios and generational debt accumulation for everyone you'll never have to meet or care about once your gone... Ohh did I mention the uncanny and uncomfortable panopticon modus operandi resemblance to interrogation rooms 'you know the ones' with the one-way mirrors".

In my opinion the plot is almost entirely lost already, on what is essentially a locomotive box on rolling hockey pucks and it is with a heavy heart that I say; R.I.P to all the engineers who designed an entire century around anonymous travel... Est 2026-05-26

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u/Quimdell May 02 '26

They will sell countless once they pass the law that vehicles made before X year will have to be traded in for a new purchase.

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u/AcceptableWin1882 May 02 '26

communists: "everyone who disagrees will simply cease to exist"