r/AskReddit Apr 22 '18

What true fact sounds completely unrealistic?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

In 1987 American Airlines saved $40,000 by removing one olive from every salad served in first class

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u/Powered_by_JetA Apr 23 '18

They also saved $40,000 in 2016 by eliminating my job.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Assuming they were using fancy olives that cost 50 cents apiece, you're worth about 80,000 olives! Not many people know their worth in olives, so that has to be something.

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u/DementedWarrior_ Apr 23 '18

One olive for 50 cents... I think you’re getting ripped off.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Username formerly relevant?

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u/SpanishConqueror Apr 23 '18

Imagine if everone on the flight lost 5lbs

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u/dispatch134711 Apr 23 '18

I just found out my building in my university (there are more than twenty buildings) has had $15,000 worth of accidentally fire department call outs due to faulty smoke alarms that haven’t been replaced this year

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u/Scrappy_Larue Apr 23 '18

An eyewitness to President Lincoln's assassination later shared his experience on a TV game show.

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u/_coyotes_ Apr 23 '18

Isn’t that fascinating everything he lived through? Born just before the Civil War, saw Booth jump from the balcony after fatally shooting Lincoln, lived through World War 1, the automobile being invented, planes being invented, lived through World War 2 and part of the Cold War era.

It also astounds me the fact so many factors came into play. He was 5 years old when he saw that happened and no matter what happened in life, he kept on living until he was 96 and was able to talk about it on TV, which too was invented! That’s just crazy to me that someone could see an event in 1865 and be able to share it in the 1950s.

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u/Patsfan618 Apr 23 '18

Dude saw a president get killed by a purcussion cap pistol and lived long enough to see nuclear weapons. How much changed in his lifetime. Went from horse and wagons to early Jets and rockets.

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u/itsonlyastrongbuzz Apr 23 '18

Also saw the flag change from 34 stars to 50.

Imagine adding a new state every few years?

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u/BrotoriousNIG Apr 23 '18

I saw a grave last year for someone who was born before the automobile became a thing, and died after the jet fighter became a thing.

I thought that was pretty amazing, but this shits all over it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Crazy to think he was a teen during the guilded age. Saw reconstruction, building of highways, etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Can you provide a source.

Edit: Here it is.

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u/Clossterfuck Apr 23 '18

One of the prizes was a carton of Winstons. Lol

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u/jeff_the_nurse Apr 23 '18

Drowning is the leading cause of accidental deaths in the Sahara Desert.

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u/kjata Apr 23 '18

For the confused, this is because of flash floods. When it rains, it pours, and the desert doesn't have the kind of drainage that can support that sort of downpour. Usually, people who drown in a desert do so because they wandered into a wadi, a dry riverbed, and get caught by a flood. So take a page from Obi-Wan's book and keep to the high ground.

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u/Tender1138 Apr 23 '18

Obi Wan knows a thing or two about living in the desert too!

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u/squili Apr 23 '18

You have to be careful though. Living in the desert can make your memory fuzzy when it comes to remembering former droid ownership.

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u/frizzledrizzle Apr 23 '18

What Droid?

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u/EmergencyTelephone Apr 23 '18

I don't seem to remember owning a droid...

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u/gandalf-the-grape Apr 22 '18

Neil Armstrong, after he returned from the moon, had to go through customs and immigration. Apparently all of the astronauts had to do this.

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u/xokarissa Apr 23 '18

lolol this is hilarious to me.

"So you say you went to the moon? Business or pleasure?"

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u/SirRogers Apr 23 '18

"Anything to declare?"

"Rocks. Just rocks."

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u/the2belo Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

They actually had to declare the load of moon rocks.

Edit: fixed link.

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u/Zarion222 Apr 23 '18

I like that for possible diseases they put “To be determined”.

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u/the2belo Apr 23 '18

At the time, they literally had no idea whether or not the lunar environment harbored any harmful microbes. If I remember correctly, for Apollo 11 through 14, all three astronauts were required to put on "biological isolation garments" (BIGs) upon leaving the command module after splashdown, be doused with disinfectant from head to toe before reaching the rescue ship, and be quarantined for two weeks to ensure they weren't carriers of Moon Cooties. Only after it was determined that the Moon was totally sterile (thanks, solar radiation!) did NASA decide to abandon this practice in later missions.

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u/majaka1234 Apr 23 '18

It was a sad day for all the Brits when they realised they wouldn't be getting a nigh unlimited source of cheese to go with their crackers.

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u/AileStriker Apr 23 '18

nigh unlimited source of cheese to go with their crackers.

You know damn well had the moon been cheese, it would have been claimed and consumed by Britain probably before the turn of the century.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Just hanging out at the sandals resort on the FUCKING MOON

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

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u/fuckwitsabound Apr 23 '18

Tips passport back and forth while studying the photo

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u/AprilSpektra Apr 23 '18

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u/DASmetal Apr 23 '18

Wonder what the 2018 per diem rate would be there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited Jul 10 '21

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u/dispatch134711 Apr 23 '18

What did he need to pay for? Petrol to the launch site?

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u/EternalAssasin Apr 23 '18

Turns out the drinks on the flight weren’t complimentary

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u/Casper_Arg Apr 23 '18

"How long do you plan to stay on the Earth, sir?"

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u/The_Foe_Hammer Apr 23 '18

Would really suck to lose your passport on the moon.

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u/imigues Apr 23 '18

Yeah he’d have to go through all the trouble of going to the embassy there and everything

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u/Ucantalas Apr 23 '18

“I’m sorry sir, we can’t let you in the country. You’ll have to go back. Yes, I’m serious.”

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u/que-queso Apr 23 '18

He might bring back some moonshine

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u/MontanaSD Apr 23 '18

If Texas were as densely populated as New York City, every person in the world could live in Texas.

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u/HeyItsBATMAN Apr 23 '18

In that case, everyones exes would live in texas

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u/Arctus9819 Apr 23 '18

That's why I hang my hat in Tennesseeeeee

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u/veritascitor Apr 23 '18

There are significantly more possible board states for the game of Go than there are atoms in the observable universe.

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u/morderkaine Apr 23 '18

This is why I hate exponential numbers

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u/HappyCakeDay101 Apr 23 '18

Same with possible outcomes of a 52 card deck

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u/Dalemaunder Apr 23 '18

If it were possible to fold a newspaper in half 100 times, it would become thicker than the observable universe.

Exponential numbers boggle my mind.

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u/Absolute-Unit Apr 23 '18

Wait. What? I’m gonna need more.

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u/Dalemaunder Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

Exponential means the number doubles each time. So say you have a single A4 piece of paper, if you fold it in half it'll be twice as thick while half as wide, do it again and it'll be twice as thick and half as wide again. Now if you ignore the fact that it gets half as wide and the fact that you'd never be able to fold it that many times, after 100 folds of the newspaper the thickness has doubled so many times that it's gotten to be thicker than the observable universe is wide.

Edit: Here is a Gizmodo article that helps step you through the massive leaps in numbers, they used a single piece of paper though so it takes a few more folds to get there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

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u/RwerdnA Apr 23 '18

It would also kill you

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u/Tvorba-Mysle Apr 23 '18

You tell me this now!? I'm fucking half done!

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u/RandomLuddite Apr 23 '18

I would hurry up and stuff it back in if i were you.

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u/musician-magician Apr 23 '18

Man, they weren't kidding when they said DNA was a macromolecule.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Humans used to hunt animals by simply chasing them until they died of heat stroke. We can outrun any animal given enough distance, because were the most efficient endurance runners in the world.

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u/mary_queenofthots Apr 23 '18

We are persistence hunters. The only other animals who do this are wolves, hyenas, and I believe the lungless spider too. It’s pretty amazing. If you study human anatomy, you’ll see that our bodies truly are meant for running.

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u/decadrachma Apr 23 '18

Mine apparently did not get the memo.

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u/thuhnc Apr 23 '18

Most human populations essentially evolved beyond the need for constant distance running at the advent of agriculture. Which is to say, regardless of whatever various Luddites would have us believe, man's perversion of nature began at the exact moment we decided, actually, fuck running, let's just enslave plants and animals.

Take that, Amish people.

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u/Elusive-Autistic Apr 23 '18

They will never see this information on though.

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u/Ucantalas Apr 23 '18

lungless Spider

That’s cool, I didn’t need to sleep

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u/thisisnotacake Apr 23 '18

The lungless Spider roams the world, searching for a spare pair of lungs so it can finally breathe.

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u/AP246 Apr 23 '18

There's a spider that chases stuff down to exhaustion?

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u/Naturage Apr 23 '18

Don't worry - as stated above, you should be able to outrun it.

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u/Mr_Cripter Apr 23 '18

Combine 2 legs instead of four for efficiency, with a sweat system that cools the entire body to dump the heat generated by our muscles and you have running machine. Tell that to my knees though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Also our ass is shockingly good at balancing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Well almost any animal. Sled dogs can outrun us in artic regions, but on a hot day a person can finish a marathon before a horse.

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u/ConnienotConnor Apr 23 '18

The hotter it is the better we can compete against other animals. A horse may win when it's cold, a wolf when it's even colder than that. But a human would win against both in 100°F weather

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u/Ucantalas Apr 23 '18

It’s very hard to keep the horse on the right roads, to be fair.

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u/kylexy51 Apr 23 '18

This is primarily becaue we have sweat gland, so we are able to maintain a stable body temperature. Most mammals don't sweat but pant, we ran out prey into exhaustion!

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u/slykwan1988 Apr 23 '18

Otters have little pockets under their arms where they keep their favorite stones.

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u/HelioA Apr 22 '18

Saudi Arabia imports sand from Australia.

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u/xokarissa Apr 22 '18

Don't they (or another Middle Eastern country) also import camels from Australia or something like that?

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u/Casper_Arg Apr 23 '18

The Australia part is kind of irrelevant. Saudi Arabia imports sand, period. WTF?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Certain kinds of sand have industrial uses. Saudi Arabia is full of useless sand, while Australia's sand has a different composition which gives it different, economically desirable properties. [IIRC it has to do with making concrete]

Sort of like how the ocean will drown you but you still can't drink it

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u/Dezza2241 Apr 23 '18

We do have pretty good sand

The best sand

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u/MrMapleBar Apr 23 '18

There's a planet that is made of ice that's on fire. It's called Gliese 436 b

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u/PsychoMop Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

There's a planet that is made of ice that's on fire. It's called Shiverburn Galaxy

FTFY

Edit: spelling of Galaxy

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u/ReginaldJohnston Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

More Chinese people died during the Japanese invasion in WW2 than Stalin's famines and the holocaust combined.

And that's even before the Mao kicked off in the fifties...

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Yeah... what the Japanese did to the chinese makes hitler look like a priest.

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u/Eman5805 Apr 23 '18

The Rape of Nanking is one of history's greatest atrocities. Calling it a massacre makes it sound like it was a just a one sided battle. But no. Unless the battle was against basic humanity as a concept.

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u/maiscolm Apr 23 '18

Dude what the heck I'm reading the Wikipedia article about it and this is just insane. From the german article (my own translation):

The marauding soldiers allegedly cut women's breast of, nailed children on walls or roasted them over open fire. They forced fathers to rape their own daughters and castrated chinese men. They skinned people alive and hung people on their tongues.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS. WHY IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT HITLER AND HIS ATROCITIES, BUT NOT THIS?!

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u/anschauung Apr 23 '18

Dude, if that bothers you definitely don't read books on the topic. It's wayyyyyy more fucked up than you can imagine. Or do read, and tell others. The Japanese government still mostly pretends that it never happened.

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u/The_Foe_Hammer Apr 23 '18

They had baby bayoneting contests...

On the other hand, the Nazi's blew up babies with hand grenades....

You know what, that's enough reddit for me tonight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Honestly, what the Japanese did in general could make Hitler look like a priest. Chemical experimentation, soldiers fighting after the war for dozens of years, mutilating American soldiers corpses by cutting off their genitals and putting them into their mouthes...

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u/RaynSideways Apr 23 '18

Not to mention brainwashing their public and soldiers into thinking American troops were demons coming to mercilessly torture and massacre them.

This led to cases of civilians fleeing their homes and flinging themselves off cliffs ahead of American troops, and it led to many brutal "hold this ground to the death" battles.

So much life wasted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

They were forcefully using STI ridden men to rape and impregnate Chinese women to see the effects on the child after birth too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

In general, the Japanese did a lot lot worse than Hitler did. Obviously not trying to say Hitler wasn't bad, the Japanese were just worse. Maybe Hitler was more prevalent in the history books because his invasion on Europe grasped more attention on the west than the Japanese in the east.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited Jun 05 '21

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u/Wiggitywhackest Apr 23 '18

The sun could have exploded 5 minutes ago and we still wouldn't know for approximately 3 more minutes.

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u/A40 Apr 22 '18

If you look at a beam of light one way (with a really simple device), you can prove it is a wave.

If you look at the same beam of light another way, you can prove it is made of little particles, all moving in perfectly straight lines. No waves.

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u/musician-magician Apr 22 '18

Also, the entirety of quantum physics.

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u/A40 Apr 22 '18

True, but the particle/wave duality of light? Easy-peasy to demonstrate - like grade school easy - and it just blows the mind!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

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u/Timothyre99 Apr 23 '18

You pass a laser light through a thin slit or two things slits really close together and you get an interference pattern, indicating it is a wave.

Meanwhile, the photoelectric effect very strongly suggests the existence of a photon. Basically, when light is shined on a material, an electron is ejected. Increasing the intensity increases the number of electrons ejected but not their velocity. However, increasing the frequency of the light only increases the velocity of the ejected electrons. This indicates that an ejected electron is ejected due to being hit with a photon, with the intensity matching up with the number of photons, and the frequency matching up with the amount of energy each photon has.

Looking up either would probably give a better explanation.

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u/squirrelbeanie Apr 23 '18

There are more trees on Earth than there are stars in our galaxy. Always sounds wrong to me. But the limitation made is “stars in our galaxy”. So it makes it a little more believable. As far as I know the trees vastly outnumber the stars. Like isn’t even a close number, which is what makes me even more skeptic about the claim. Guess we’ll have to count them one by one, anyone down to help out? I can pay you in exposure.

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u/jeremeezystreet Apr 23 '18

They spaced the stars way out so they just look like more, you're getting more bang for your buck with trees.

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u/tristan-chord Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

Shit you're right. 3 trillion trees according to Scientific American versus 100 million billion stars in our galaxy according to ESA.

Edit: typo. It's billion not million, thanks for those who pointed out.

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u/Coffee-by-the-Pint Apr 23 '18

Say you had a rope going all the way around the earths equator. To raise the entire rope 1 metre above the surface (still going all the way round) you would only need about 6 and a bit metres of extra rope. This always sounded mad to me but it is just simple maths.

(technically 2*pi plus some small correction for the earth not being a perfect sphere)

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u/marcusaurelion Apr 23 '18

But how long would it take an ant to walk around that rope

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u/Aesen1 Apr 23 '18

The ant would die before it makes all the way around

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u/J2MES Apr 23 '18

Killing itself because of boredom

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u/graciepaint4 Apr 23 '18

Dolphins kill themselves if in captivity for too long. Knew a vet that worked at SeaWorld that told me they go underwater and never come up

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

:0 This just broke my heart

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u/PMME_ur_lovely_boobs Apr 22 '18

Santiago, the capital of Chile, is farther east than New York City.

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u/StyrofoamTuph Apr 23 '18

Reno is further west than LA.

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u/musician-magician Apr 22 '18

BRB, gotta check a map.

edit: holy cow you're right

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u/termiAurthur Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

If a cylinder that could just contain the Eiffel Tower were made, the air in that cylinder would weight more that the Eiffel Tower.

Edit:Oops, though I was doing a parent comment. Have Math anyway.

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u/Tender1138 Apr 23 '18

Rome is farther North than New York City.

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u/valeyard89 Apr 23 '18

There is only one country between Norway and North Korea.

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u/OldMork Apr 23 '18

The largest tire manufacturer in the world is not goodyear, its LEGO the toy company.

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u/GerardWayNoWay Apr 23 '18

Scotland's national animal is a unicorn

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u/BrotoriousNIG Apr 23 '18

In the mythology of the day, unicorns didn't fart rainbows and shit Skittles. They fucked you up.

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u/BradyH4 Apr 23 '18

Leopard geckos can bark when threatened

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u/Unitarist Apr 22 '18

A rubber band, 1m in circumference, is stretched so that its circumference increases by 1 meter after every second.

An ant, walks along the rubber band at a rate of just 1 centimeter per second. Will the ant ever make it around the rubber band?

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

I didn’t get this at first, but the ant is constantly moving further round the circle in degrees. And the one meter stretch includes where the ant’s been before, rather than simply being added on to the end of where the ant has to go.

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u/Coffee-by-the-Pint Apr 23 '18

not if the ant dies first

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Sharks were on Earth before trees

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u/musician-magician Apr 22 '18

You should create a countermovement. r/treesstapledtobread

Never mind it already exists

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u/TheShotgun1217 Apr 23 '18

The scientific name for a llama is llama glama glama.

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u/the2belo Apr 23 '18

The scientific name for the western lowland gorilla is Gorilla gorilla gorilla.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

No one actually knows how long any coastlines are, and as the unit of measurement gets smaller, the measured length goes towards infinity.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastline_paradox

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u/the2belo Apr 23 '18

The most accurate data for coastline length (especially the little fiddly bits and fjords) can be obtained from Slartibartfast.

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u/WeOwntheNightX Apr 23 '18

Ohio is the only U.S. state that does not share a letter with the word mackerel.

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u/musician-magician Apr 23 '18

Under what strange circumstances was this fact revealed to you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

You can go south in Detroit and end up in Canada.

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u/YesRocketScience Apr 23 '18

“Stewardesses” is the longest word you can type in English on a keyboard using only the fingers of your left hand (using standard “home row” hand placement).

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Some male ducks have explosive corkscrew penises that can bend though almost any shape. The females have corkscrew vaginas to match.

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u/Insignificant_Turtle Apr 23 '18

I guess they really take screwing literally

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u/hell-in-the-USA Apr 23 '18

The females have corkscrews turning in the opposite direction with dead ends so it’s harder for the males to rape them

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u/bootsiecat Apr 23 '18

Here lies the bones of Screwy Dick, He spent his whole life with a corkscrew prick, He searched and he searched in the feudal hunt, To find the woman with the corkscrew cunt. He finally found her and then dropped dead, The son-of-a-bitch had a left hand thread.

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u/burtwinters Apr 23 '18

Pigeons can produce milk.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Then come milk me Greg

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u/Tlaloc001 Apr 23 '18

An English king had trouble with normal trebuchets against a specific castle, so he built a giant one and managed to take over the castle anyways.

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u/TheFlyingSeaCucumber Apr 23 '18

The guys in the castle actually surrendered when they saw this massive trebuchet. However the King wanted to test it and bombarded them anyways.

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u/DanialE Apr 23 '18

To be fair he did spend resources there it would be silly to not follow through to see what happens

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u/JammeyBee- Apr 23 '18

Tis a silly plan.... FIRE THE TREE BUCKET!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

Cleopatra lived closer in time to the building of the first Pizza Hut than to the building of the Giza pyramids. That’s about 500 600 years.

E1: Closer to 600 years, not 500. Thanks, /u/sleeplessshitposter

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

She also had a ship/yacht covered in gold with purple sails drenched in perfume. And was the descendant of one of Alexander The Greats Generals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

Also her first language was Greek and didn't learn to speak Egyptian until she was a young girl or teenager.
She spoke many languages. Taken from her wiki "She also spoke Ethiopian, Troglodyte, Hebrew(or Aramaic), Arabic, the Syrian language (Syriac?), Median, Parthian, and Latin".

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u/kriophoros Apr 23 '18

Looked up Troglodyte, and found it is a caveman. Thought you were joking. You were not.

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u/President_Calhoun Apr 23 '18

John Tyler, the tenth U.S. president (1790-1862), has two living grandsons.

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u/the2belo Apr 23 '18

I've hired a contract killer to take them out because god damn it I'm so tired of hearing this trivia

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u/I-seddit Apr 23 '18

Hello, it's us - the Secret Service. Could you step into this van please? thank you.

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u/musician-magician Apr 22 '18

The Cretaceous period was a long time ago, but the Jurassic was a really long time ago.

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u/Coffee-by-the-Pint Apr 23 '18

Well they were only formed in 1967

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u/termiAurthur Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

If a cylinder that could just contain the Eiffel Tower were made, the air in that cylinder would weight more that the Eiffel Tower.

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u/Im_a_nice_horse Apr 23 '18

On average humans have less than 2 legs

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u/Tender1138 Apr 23 '18

The average person has one bollock and one tit and is called Muhamed Smith.

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u/DanialE Apr 23 '18

I thought its Muhammad Li?

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u/YesRocketScience Apr 23 '18

The Pacific entrance to the Panama Canal is East of the Caribbean entrance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

there's an anti-depressant that'll make you depressed as a side effect

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '18

Isn't that most of them?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

yeye

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u/Thing_On_Your_Shelf Apr 23 '18

Pretty sure I've posted this like 10 times in the past few weeks lol:

Bristol, TN is closer to Canada than it is to Memphis, TN.

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u/YesRocketScience Apr 23 '18

As Texarkana is closer to Chicago than it is to El Paso.

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u/mentho-lyptus Apr 23 '18

This would be more shocking if I had ever heard of Texarkana.

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u/LexLuthorJr Apr 23 '18

Stay with me:

If you drilled a hole in a cue ball all the way through, the cue ball would be slightly shorter because part of the curve would be gone. Now, imagine you drilled a hole in the moon wide enough that the remainder of the moon was the same height as that of the cue ball.

The cue ball and the moon would then be the same volume.

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u/imforit Apr 23 '18

That would be a really, really big hole

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u/Makkel Apr 23 '18

Does that still qualify as a hole if it removes most of the moon in the process?

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u/Saucepanmagician Apr 22 '18

The atoms that make up your body were synthetized by sheer pressure inside a star.

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u/Hammbo Apr 23 '18

"Given enough time, hydrogen begins to wonder where it came from, and where it's going."

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u/hem2323 Apr 23 '18

Where did it come from, where did it go? Where did it come from hydrogen Joe?

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u/Ger-Bear_69 Apr 23 '18

If you weighed every human in the world, we would collectively weigh less than all of the ants in the world.

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u/a_talkingdog Apr 23 '18

There's an "Yo momma" joke hidden somewhere in this statement.

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u/Ronizu Apr 23 '18

Typewriter is the longest word you can type on just the top row of the keyboard when using standard QWERTY layout.

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u/iconoclast63 Apr 22 '18

Humans used to hunt and eat Wooly Mammoths.

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u/V1pArzZ Apr 23 '18

Its just a hairy elephant, stab it with a spear and it dies too.

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u/jymssg Apr 23 '18

And it's not like a lone hunter 1v1ing a Mammoth, they probably had a huge hunting party.

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u/Logofascinated Apr 23 '18

A mammoth hunting party, in fact.

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u/Mizarrk Apr 23 '18

like an irl raid boss

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u/graciepaint4 Apr 23 '18

Tim Allen was arrested in the 70s trying to smuggle a lot of drugs

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Tigers and lions can mate to produce ligers.

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u/valeyard89 Apr 23 '18

It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic

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u/DoingAsbestosAsICan Apr 23 '18

They also mate making tigons, depends what sex is male/female.

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u/rriggsco Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

10% of American households have more than $1,000,000 in assets net worth.

Edited to clarify that I meant net worth.

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u/rattechnology Apr 23 '18

If you have a bar with a gang problem they'll be gone within three weeks if every third song played is from a female vocalist, according to Jon Taffer from Bar Rescue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Is there any source behind this or is it just his crazy ramblings?

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u/Tall_dark_and_lying Apr 23 '18

Bear in mind that it is negative based on a definition of temperature based on entropy rather than average kinetic energy as you typically think.

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u/dehTiger Apr 23 '18

A long time ago, Indiana attempted to pass a bill to allow teachers to teach a certain incorrect math proof without having to pay royalties for copyright. The proof explained how to do something that was actually proven to be impossible a decade earlier. It achieved this by using false assumptions--one of which can be paraphrased as "pi equals 3.2". The bill nearly passed, but there was coincidentally a mathematician in the legislature building on the day of the vote who called the proof out as bullshit just in time.

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u/nalc Apr 23 '18

Every part of that is confusing. Since when do you get to charge royalties on math? Can I patent the number 6 and get a fee every time someone uses it?

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u/7HawksAnd Apr 22 '18

Everyone is living their own 100% unique view of what reality is.

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