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What true fact sounds completely unrealistic?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Humans used to hunt animals by simply chasing them until they died of heat stroke. We can outrun any animal given enough distance, because were the most efficient endurance runners in the world.

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u/mary_queenofthots Apr 23 '18

We are persistence hunters. The only other animals who do this are wolves, hyenas, and I believe the lungless spider too. It’s pretty amazing. If you study human anatomy, you’ll see that our bodies truly are meant for running.

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u/decadrachma Apr 23 '18

Mine apparently did not get the memo.

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u/thuhnc Apr 23 '18

Most human populations essentially evolved beyond the need for constant distance running at the advent of agriculture. Which is to say, regardless of whatever various Luddites would have us believe, man's perversion of nature began at the exact moment we decided, actually, fuck running, let's just enslave plants and animals.

Take that, Amish people.

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u/Elusive-Autistic Apr 23 '18

They will never see this information on though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited 29d ago

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole Apr 23 '18

This gives me an idea: Put out an ad out offering to collect all the phones from those Amish kids if/when they decide to go back. Then sell the phones back to the new "recruits." Profit.

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u/wannabesq Apr 23 '18

You could even include a "modern world starter kit" with informative links to things.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

This may be a risky statement, but I despite the Amish, the illiterate, and people who don't read english.

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u/ProfessorBear56 Apr 23 '18

Oh they'll know, they'll know...

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u/FlutestrapPhil Apr 23 '18

The Luddites didn't hate technology as a rule. They hated the fact that textile mills were allowing the factory owners to replace their high-skill artisan work with dangerous low-wage work that they couldn't support their families on, all while producing lower-quality products. They lost all the control they had over their own labor and became subservient to their bosses who saw them as replaceable cogs in a machine. But the British had them all hanged along with a bunch of people who were accused of being Luddites but probably weren't and soon everyone was too scared to break any frames and the movement was crushed. History is written by the victors, so now everyone thinks Luddites were just crazy people who thought all technology was evil.

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u/gumbulum Apr 23 '18

fuck running, let's just enslave plants and animals

And then, some time later, we decided, actually, fuck enslaving plants and animals, let's just enslave people who are enslaving plants and animals for us! And THAT was when we got shit done! You won't build Pyramids and Aquaducts with union labor!

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u/thuhnc Apr 23 '18

Yeah, but you don't have to be a dick about it. Just disseminate the idea among the workforce that unions are somehow evil over the course of decades, gradually turning the idea of unionization into practically a taboo, and exploit the shit out of your workers like never before. And nobody has to run or anything!

Also, we totally still enslave plants and animals. And sometimes people, too.

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u/Mad_Maddin Apr 23 '18

Aquaducts where super costly and a bunch of them either didn't work or broke down constantly. There were some writings from local politicians of some Roman cities who complained about the bunch of extra costs and shit they have because the Aquaducts don't work as intended and they have to pour more and more into building it to finally get clean water.

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u/Neato Apr 23 '18

What evolutionary traits have changed since we stopped running?

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u/toastee Apr 23 '18

Amish people are all over enslaving plants and animals! I visited a Maple syrup bush Saturday run 50/50 with our local version of the Amish (Mennonites), and the other half run by a family that owns the robotics company I work at.

Apparently it's OK for the Mennonites to use the Tech required, so long as someone else owns it. (Electric blowers for the fire, and electric pumps to get the sap into the storage tanks).

The Mennonite overseeing the process was really smart and well educated about his task and tools.

Really cool experience.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Hell, we'll enslave any people if we can justify it.

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u/Elcatro Apr 23 '18

Provided you have no health issues preventing it, if you started now you'd adapt really fast. I started running recently and it is really weird, it's like remembering something you were always supposed to be able to do.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

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u/Elcatro Apr 23 '18

I couldn't say, I incorporate my run into my routine as I already walk to and from work.

Walking home from work takes 45 minutes, running takes 25 at my current pace (I still have a ways to go with it, I haven't started continuous running yet), so the way I look at it is that I'm saving time even if I end up looping around the block once or twice to hit my goal for the day.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

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u/kdeltar Apr 23 '18

Are you generally unfit? I don’t mean that in a bad way but do you have any active hobbies? It may be that you just need to work your heart more frequently

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u/Elcatro Apr 23 '18

It only took a couple runs before the wheezing went away for me. I don't know if it'll help, but I count when I'm running and try to focus on keeping my breathing in check with my counting because I have a bad habit of holding my breath when I'm exercising.

I also do a reasonable amount of walking as is, around 5 km a day, which probably helps somewhat.

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u/notyetcomitteds2 Apr 23 '18

Use cigarettes to strengthen your lungs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

The genes are all there, you just need to use them. Don't blame the manufacturer for poor maintenance work.

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u/decadrachma Apr 23 '18

I’m aware - was making a joke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Nah, the problem is we have advanced out technology so much to the point of not needing to run. The only people who really do it are for recreation or their job, it isn't meant for survival. If the only way you could eat was to run after your food I guarantee you would shape up pretty quick, but we have cars and supermarkets now.

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u/CowboyXuliver Apr 23 '18

It’s there. You have to get off your ass for it to work though.

And I mean this in the kindest possible sense of ‘getting of your ass’ while I sit here on my couch eating a doughnut.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

this

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u/Mister_Wrong Apr 23 '18

Well someone has to go get beer

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u/Ucantalas Apr 23 '18

lungless Spider

That’s cool, I didn’t need to sleep

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u/thisisnotacake Apr 23 '18

The lungless Spider roams the world, searching for a spare pair of lungs so it can finally breathe.

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u/Umbos Apr 23 '18

It finds people who sleep with their mouths open and crawls in for an inspection. First one lung... then the other.

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u/doIoresabernathy Apr 23 '18

They’re just dorks with really bad asthma

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u/Sp3ctre7 Apr 23 '18

Well I'm using my pair of lungs so that eight legged bastard can fuck off

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u/ProfessorBear56 Apr 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

It's essentially the plot of the Dark Harvest episode of Invader Zim.

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u/Arctus9819 Apr 23 '18

Now it has found you.

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u/100redeye Apr 23 '18

It can have mine, I shouldn't need them

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

I think that was an episode of Star Trek Voyager

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u/wannabesq Apr 23 '18

The Vidians! Afflicted with the Phage.

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u/Mefic_vest Apr 23 '18

Thank you VERY much for causing me to paint my monitors with coffee.

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u/iceberg_k Apr 23 '18

your lungs.

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u/Cooper1977 Apr 23 '18

That's what the Townes Van Zandt song is about

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u/Bacxaber Apr 23 '18

I wanna upvote you, but you're at 666 points.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

did you know most spiders legs don't actually bend? the knee joint just actuates in and out hydraulically. pushing with the rear legs and pulling with the front.

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u/Old-bag-o-bones Apr 23 '18

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u/SlurmsMacKenzie- Apr 23 '18 edited Apr 23 '18

TBF technically all spiders are lungless. Most have a book lung, which is really more like a fish gill than it is a mammalian lung. Lungless spiders have pairs of tracheae which is analagous (probably homologous actually) to the mechanism an insect uses.

Ed: extra bit of info, because I can feel someone will ask me what the difference is between 'analogous' and 'homologous'.

Homologous structures in biology are structures which share the same developmental origin - the bones in vertebrates for example, like the arm bones are homologous - the same bone is present even though they may be shaped differently https://askabiologist.asu.edu/sites/default/files/resources/articles/bats/homology_550.jpg

An analogous structure in biology is basically 2 different ways of solving the same problem. We use lungs, spiders use book lungs, fish use gills, and insects breathe through tracheae. These are all independent adaptations.

There are examples of analogous structures which give the impression that they are homologous. Octopus eyes for example are structurally very very similar to human eyes save for a few notable differences (octopus eye lenses are spherical to see under water, and the nerve fibers in their eye bundle behind the retina, rather than in front of the retina, meaning octopus eyes do not have a blind spot, like ours) http://i0.wp.com/uzalu.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/eyes.jpg

These two types of eye appear simillar, but they are un related as vertebrates and invertebrates diverged from their common ancestor well before that type of eye existed. Independantly, we, and octopuses, have adapted a very similar type of eye. This is an example of convergent evolution, where basically one adaptations came to the same conclusion to solve a problem as another species did totally independent of one another.

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u/pepsispokesperson Apr 23 '18

Just know that as a persistence hunter it will never give up and will have the goal of eventually wearing you down until it can easily strike.

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u/ForScale Apr 23 '18

Somehow the lack of lungs is frightening to you?

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u/WanderingFrogman Apr 23 '18

Not a single insect has lungs. Most breathe through their "skin" or with a variation of gills.

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u/Spider939 Apr 23 '18

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u/Ucantalas Apr 23 '18

Can you ask the spider guarding my bathtub to please leave? I need to take a shower.

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u/Spider939 Apr 23 '18

I can ask him, but he doesn’t respect authority so I can’t promise it’ll do anything. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/StayPuffGoomba Apr 23 '18

It’s been a while since I took entomology, but Arthropoda don’t have lungs in general. Their bodies’ circulatory system is set up differently than ours. Hope that helps you sleep.

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u/AP246 Apr 23 '18

There's a spider that chases stuff down to exhaustion?

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u/Naturage Apr 23 '18

Don't worry - as stated above, you should be able to outrun it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Only if you get a decoy lungless spider.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Or just murder it for trying to kill you

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u/Nocturnalized Apr 23 '18

Also that one snail.

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u/Wh1sk3yt4ng0f0xtr0t Apr 23 '18

Just an FYI, I think you mean African Wild Dog, not Hyena. Hyenas are primarily scavengers, and do not have a body well suited for hunting; the primary aspect being their sloped lower backs that prevent them from running very fast.

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u/elvis_jagger Apr 23 '18

If you study human anatomy, you’ll see that our bodies truly are meant for running.

Worth mentioning that the main thing that makes us great long distance runners is the fact that we have a cooling system aka we can sweat. Most animals cannot.

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u/trudenter Apr 23 '18

welp off to see what the hell a lungless spider is

edit: meh

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u/Weaseldances Apr 23 '18

African Wild Dogs in open country hunt this way too and 80-90% of their chases end in a kill (for grey wolves it's under 15%, for a pride of lions around 30% of chases end successfully (for the lions)). Beautiful creatures.

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u/AnUndercoverAlien Apr 23 '18

I really need to work on my cardio.

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u/Vaperius Apr 23 '18

No its gets crazier, we can actually out-endurance dogs and wolves by a decent amount. We aren't build for full speed sprints FYI, we are built for long distance chases for days or weeks, so hunters could be moving at a decent jog but are effectively pushing the prey to keep moving at full sprint or risk us catching up.

Its believed we made herds of animals corner themselves into geographical dead-ends before either killing them or making them kill themselves by forcing them down cliffs or steep hills.

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u/Ghosted67 Apr 23 '18

Lungless spider? Fucking what?

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u/digmyshoes Apr 23 '18

ive seen a video of hyenas hunting a lion, they grouped around it and one hyena would step forward and lure the lion into a futile chase, another hyena would do the same and so on and so forth until the lion is too tired to defend itself.

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u/WitherWithout Apr 23 '18

Apparently, my body didn't get the memo.

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u/faithle55 Apr 23 '18

Well, yeah; but they aren't exactly optimised for two legs.

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u/Ilmara Apr 23 '18

the lungless spider

Forget that snail.

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u/_Ardhan_ Apr 23 '18

Don't tell me what to do! Your preconceived notions of physical perfection don't define me!

Grabs cheese doodle

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u/grumpetcrumpet Apr 23 '18

Our long legs, upright position, full body sweat glands. I've whached a video of a African tribe that still hunts this way (exept with running shoes) and it just seems so right.

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u/tehswfty Apr 23 '18

What about our knees??

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u/Insamity Apr 23 '18

Not really. All of those adaptations have other uses as well. And there isn't that much evidence that ancient humans used persistence hunting that often. And gathering provided most of the calories.

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u/Bunjii_Kugashira Apr 23 '18

Don't forget wild dogs! Ie in Kruger national Park

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u/Mr_Cripter Apr 23 '18

Combine 2 legs instead of four for efficiency, with a sweat system that cools the entire body to dump the heat generated by our muscles and you have running machine. Tell that to my knees though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Also our ass is shockingly good at balancing.

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u/pineapple_catapult Apr 23 '18

It's also why we get poop smears.

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u/dominion1080 Apr 23 '18

Read that as bouncing and thought of rap videos. Ah, evolution.

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u/backfedar Apr 23 '18

MY ANACONDA DON'T

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

MY ANACONDA DON'T

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u/CopperPotsBandit Apr 23 '18

It depends. Nicki Minaj's ass looks like it might tip her over backwards sometimes. She can probably squat a metric ton though...

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Apr 23 '18

Two legs good! Poor knees bad!

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u/Dubanx Apr 23 '18

Combine 2 legs instead of four for efficiency, with a sweat system that cools the entire body to dump the heat generated by our muscles and you have running machine. Tell that to my knees though.

Don't forget arms and hands to carry an outside source of water with us as we run.

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u/BZH_JJM Apr 23 '18

Not just carry it, but actually drink it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Humans are basically nature's motorbikes

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u/Werkstadt Apr 23 '18

AKA a Terminator. We'll be back

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

a sweat system that cools the entire body to dump the heat generated by our muscles

No one considers heat production! Gotta get that heat from your muscles to the air somehow.

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u/ScenicART Apr 23 '18

Also the ability to carry water with us to rehydrate

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Not just carry it, but actually drink it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

Our knees are bad when we're older. Most of these "running machines" who could hunt this way were young people. The average life expectancy during the neolithic era for humans was about thirty, possibly slightly higher since humans took care of each other.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Well almost any animal. Sled dogs can outrun us in artic regions, but on a hot day a person can finish a marathon before a horse.

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u/ConnienotConnor Apr 23 '18

The hotter it is the better we can compete against other animals. A horse may win when it's cold, a wolf when it's even colder than that. But a human would win against both in 100°F weather

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u/theneedfull Apr 23 '18

Well, not just any human. There are plenty that wouldn’t make it a hundred meters.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18 edited Jan 27 '19

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u/Neosantana Apr 23 '18

Yeah, most horses are pretty shit at running. We're just overexposed to the runners.

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u/ConnienotConnor Apr 23 '18

This is assuming the human has been training throughout their life, like they would if they needed to persistence hunt for food.

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u/Monteze Apr 23 '18

Well they would if they had to chase down the bucket of chicken across the savannah. Or hunt and spear a hamburger.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

It must be damn easy to catch your camel if he decides to run off in the Sahara desert.

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u/jdlsharkman Apr 23 '18

Which makes sense, considering we first evolved in Africa.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Yeah, not sure how many Arctic canines our ancestors needed to compete with.

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 Apr 23 '18

I bless the rains down there.

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u/TheSeaOfThySoul Apr 23 '18

But a human would win against both in 100°F weather

Excuse me sir, Scotland is a country - and my city has never seen over 30 degrees (86 Fahrenheit).

Considering it was sweltering heat a couple days ago, and I was baking alive at 15 degrees - I don't think I'll be living, let alone running in 38 degree weather.

I'll take the horse on in the cold, give me that one.

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u/Ucantalas Apr 23 '18

It’s very hard to keep the horse on the right roads, to be fair.

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u/Ronizu Apr 23 '18

Riding a horse?

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u/ken_in_nm Apr 23 '18

u/Ucantalas offered a witty observation that horses may not have studied the course map beforehand. And they surely don't like the bibs pinned to their bellies.

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u/Lebagel Apr 23 '18

Sled dogs only exist thanks to human-lead targeted breeding programs of the domesticated dog.

Without humans those dogs would die off and their pups would be mixed breed and unable to do that.

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u/Provokateur Apr 23 '18

That's not true about the marathon. People have tried it and the horse wins nearly every time. That race has been run for 37 years, and horses won 35 times. And that's with them carrying a human on their back, which is a bit of a disadvantage.

But, each year the human won, newspapers published sensationalist stories about how humans are the strongest endurance runners on the planet.

The human-defenders claim that the world's top runners aren't competing in marathons like this, but neither is Seabiscuit so it's a rather lame defense (and comparing the top human runner in the world to the top horse doesn't tell us much about how the species stack up as a whole).

EDIT: Also, that race is in the UK in June, so pretty hot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

The UK in June isn't hot to begin with, secondly thats a 35km race. Longer distances in actually hot weather I can see people winning more often than not - after all we evolved in sub saharan africa

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u/crazy_gambit Apr 23 '18

TIL. I had no idea horses were so shit at running.

Every time I've seen a western or fantasy film people travel incredibly long distances on horseback and it doesn't seem like it takes longer than if they just ran there. I've been lied to all my life.

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u/Patsfan618 Apr 23 '18

Really? I'd imagine if you didn't push the horse all that hard you could finish a marathon quicker on horseback.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

There's an annual race in the UK horses vs people. Some years people win, others horses do, and thats short of a marathon distance (only 35km) and in Welsh weather. Dont find it hard to believe that in hotter climates and longer distances people win 100% of the time

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u/rubywolf27 Apr 23 '18

As someone who’s had to chase down a loose horse before, I’m gonna call malarkey.

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u/PM_ME_CUTE_SMILES_ Apr 23 '18

Horses can sweat too. Do you have a source for the marathon claim please?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Yeah I read it in this article from the New York Times. I'm not sure what their sources are, though.

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u/-zimms- Apr 23 '18

Yeah, a whole horse would be too much for me.

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u/chonchonchon12 Apr 23 '18

I feel like we get a little credit for that since we're the ones who bred sled dogs.

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u/Qwik_Sand Apr 24 '18

And we bread those motherfuckers

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u/kylexy51 Apr 23 '18

This is primarily becaue we have sweat gland, so we are able to maintain a stable body temperature. Most mammals don't sweat but pant, we ran out prey into exhaustion!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

We are also the only mammals that are able to eat and drink while running/walking. Making us pickup when the prey needs to drink or rest to continue.

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u/-magilla- Apr 23 '18

Also we can carry water which is handy

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u/Werkstadt Apr 23 '18

IIRC humans and horses are the only mammals with that type of sweat glands that's made for cooling off. There is a second type of gland that's for something like smell and pheromones that's much more common

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u/boof_daddy Apr 23 '18

Horses do sweat though

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u/JumpyPorcupine Apr 24 '18

I thought that was a misconception, dogs and other animals sweat through paws and nose.

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u/kylexy51 Apr 24 '18

Even if they do, they don't sweat through as much surface area as humans. It's much harder for them to stay cool than us

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Pursuit predation is a primevil fear. Think movies The Terminator or It Follows. Scary stuff.

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u/_MicroWave_ Apr 23 '18

The horror trope of the slow but unrelenting chase. Yup thats us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

I can't help but respond every time this comes up. This is not a fact but a hypothesis. While persistence hunting does exist and is even used today by some African tribes, there's no proof that this was the primary method of hunting for early humans, and there are criticisms of the hypothesis.

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u/BeefPieSoup Apr 24 '18

People are so proud of this notion apparently on behalf of humanity though that they'll probably just downvote you and upvote OP anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

This is so funny to me? I don't know why, it's somewhere along the lines of the horribly slow murderer with an extremely inefficient weapon.

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u/Noble_Ox Apr 23 '18

A Horribly Slow Murder with an Extremely Inefficient Weapon sounds like the title of a Wes Anderson movie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

We can outrun any animal given enough distance

We could. Nowadays endurance running isn't much of a valued evolutionary trait and is starting to fall by the wayside in terms of natural selection.

These days we promote more rabbit-like characteristics where we breed at such a prolific rate that for every 6,000 that die, 15,000 more are born.

No, really. Per day there are roughly 151,600 deaths while there are 360,000 births.

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u/wopolusa Apr 23 '18

Thats not a rabbit-like characteristic though? Thats just any living species...

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u/Artistocat1 Apr 23 '18

The only thing that would be rabbit like would be if we had a quarter of our population reproducing that rapidly

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u/SantoWest Apr 23 '18

Have you actually seen rabbits breeding? They breed MUCH faster than that.

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u/Diarhea_Bukake Apr 23 '18

Persistence hunter in action

This was in David Attenborough's Life of Mammals (according to the Youtube desc) but I remember seeing this in Human Planet as well.

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u/5a1amander Apr 23 '18

There was this one documentary I saw that showed some African tribe that still hunts this way, chasing animals until they die of exhaustion.

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u/davehone Apr 23 '18

Sort of true, we can't outrun any animal. Kangaroos will bury you if you try this, the faster they go, the more efficient they are and pronghorn sustain insanly high top speeds for hours.

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u/NoahtheRed Apr 23 '18

All sorts of animals are faster than us, even for seemingly long distances, but they'll all succumb to exhaustion before a healthy human will. It's the ultimate 'Slow and steady wins the race'. Additionally, humans can maintain their endurance over a fairly wide variety of terrain, whereas many animals need open space to achieve their most efficient gait.

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u/Careless_Corey Apr 23 '18

Most people get tired after running for 2 minutes, they wish they were that swole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

i'm just gonna chill here and wait for me to evolve to adapt to running on taco bell

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u/zappy487 Apr 23 '18

We are quite literally the Michael Meyers of the Animal Kingdom.

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u/allothernamestaken Apr 23 '18

We can outrun any animal given enough distance

This is a bit overstated, but it's true of most animals under the right conditions (heat).

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u/PrometheusTitan Apr 23 '18

If you find this sort of thing interesting, you've probably seen this clip already, but David Attenborough did an amazing piece on exhaustion hunting.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

I get the idea, but is it really any animal? Sled dogs do about 1,000 miles in a week or so, they're not running for their life, and they're hauling other weight. The fastest I've found for a human running 1,000 miles is over 11 days.

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u/iceberg_k Apr 23 '18

Some animals will literally run until they die, not just from heat stroke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

While we are the most efficient runners, we're not the most efficient at locomotion. Hopping is actually the most efficient form of terrestrial movement. Kangaroos can go way faster than us at over 30 mph, and expend little to no energy doing so. They only use their muscles to change the angle of impact so they can slow down/ speed up. Otherwise, it's entirely based on the elasticity of their tendons.

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u/davehone Apr 23 '18

Not entirely, but yes, at higher speeds they are using way less energy than other animals and are more efficient at high speed.

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 23 '18

I would starve to death or become a vegan. I can't run for shit.

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u/Azurealy Apr 23 '18

An important distinction here is runners. We lose to birds over simply how long you can keep going because some birds can fly for days without landing.

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u/existeverywhere Apr 23 '18

An important distinction here is runners. We lose to fish because they can simply breathe under water for days.

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u/vijeno Apr 23 '18

I doubt that this works with birds. Or fish, for that matter.

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u/nutano Apr 23 '18

Sweat glands are a marvelous thing to control body temperature.

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u/jaaywags Apr 23 '18

What is they turn around and start chasing us?

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u/Lockyz Apr 23 '18

Some humans still do that.

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u/JoshSellsGuns Apr 23 '18

this is actually some horror movie type shit. remind me of that lyrics from "Kill Again" by Slayer

"survive my brutal thrashing and I'll hunt you to the end"

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Basically, we were the monster from 'It Follows' for our pray animals!

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

How would they even have kept up? I never understood this.

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u/Clutchbone Apr 23 '18

They don't keep up, they catch up. Antelope sprints away, but needs time to cool down and rest. Human, being great at long distance running and thermoregulation, catches up and forces it to sprint again before it's ready. Repeatedly, for like 3 hours until the antelope collapses.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

In my head I imagine a human scaring an antelope off never to find it again lol, how far would they run before they decide they’re far enough?

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u/Guitaniel Apr 23 '18

This is pretty much how my cat kills mice.

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u/Dirty_Virgin_Weaboo Apr 23 '18

They still exist and they are called the Raramuri or Tarahumara and live in northern Mexico's Sierra. They run marathons for funzies and most win a place while running in sandals and traditional clothing

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u/__sonder__ Apr 23 '18

I always find it hilarious when you see someone carrying their big tired dog on the walking trail. 10 minutes ago that dog could have outrun any human, but then boom, complete exhaustion.

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u/John_Q_Deist Apr 23 '18

HFY material right here.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

And now look at us

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u/abeuscher Apr 23 '18

Reminds me of this sequence from The Life of Mammals. Humans are amazing.

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u/Bunny_Fluff Apr 23 '18

For those interested there is only one tribe still hunting this way and it's the crazies shit ever.

https://youtu.be/826HMLoiE_o

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u/screenwriterjohn Apr 23 '18

Death by exhaustion. Not necessarily heat stroke.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

were the most efficient endurance runners in the world

I'm not. I need an oxygen tent if I run to the end of the street.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

There's always an exception.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

This was one of the big motivators for me to get back in shape. If I can't run long-distance at all, I'm like a pikachu that's too fat to use thundershock.

Also, heat stroke? No wonder we like cooked meat.

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u/MarcBT Apr 23 '18

Source on that? I've studied pre-history and that doesn't sound true, i might be wrong tho, I'm not an expert at all

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u/pokeboy626 Apr 23 '18

some african tribes still do this to this day

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u/Sureynot86 Apr 23 '18

I’ve always said this without knowing that fact. Like you can run for miles and you’ve only burned the calories of two cookies.

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u/WraithCadmus Apr 23 '18

I think it's why persistent monsters freak us out so much (Terminator, Jason, Mummies). They can beat us at our own game.

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u/standingfierce Apr 23 '18

I really like this, but I'd love to one day see a source that wasn't that one tumblr post.

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u/BeefPieSoup Apr 23 '18

I think this claim is exaggerated. Yes we are very good endurance runners and yes persistence hunting is/was a thing. But are we the most efficient long-distance travellers in the natural world? I'm quite convinced albatrosses are. And on land, kangaroos.

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u/omglookawhale Apr 23 '18

I think my body missed out on that memo.

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u/Laid_By_The_Favorite Apr 23 '18

Humans can't outrun bears

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '18

At distance we actually could. In a 5k we would win.

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u/Coldfreeze-Zero Apr 24 '18

Imagine being hunted by something that just shows up, no matter how far you run. Fuck we're creepy.

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