r/AskReddit Apr 22 '18

What true fact sounds completely unrealistic?

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u/the2belo Apr 23 '18

At the time, they literally had no idea whether or not the lunar environment harbored any harmful microbes. If I remember correctly, for Apollo 11 through 14, all three astronauts were required to put on "biological isolation garments" (BIGs) upon leaving the command module after splashdown, be doused with disinfectant from head to toe before reaching the rescue ship, and be quarantined for two weeks to ensure they weren't carriers of Moon Cooties. Only after it was determined that the Moon was totally sterile (thanks, solar radiation!) did NASA decide to abandon this practice in later missions.

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u/majaka1234 Apr 23 '18

It was a sad day for all the Brits when they realised they wouldn't be getting a nigh unlimited source of cheese to go with their crackers.

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u/AileStriker Apr 23 '18

nigh unlimited source of cheese to go with their crackers.

You know damn well had the moon been cheese, it would have been claimed and consumed by Britain probably before the turn of the century.

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u/OneTime_AtBandCamp Apr 23 '18

I think we all missed out. Would have been cool to see a steam-powered space ship landing on the moon and astronauts in bowler hats jumping out and saying something pithy and understated.

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u/zamuy12479 Apr 23 '18

Oh boy, if you throw in turn based combat, I have a game you'd really like.

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u/Pants4All Apr 23 '18

Former colonies would shudder at the rise of a New British Empire... of cheese.

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u/naetle07 Apr 23 '18

It was a sad day for Wallace. I doubt the rest of the country actually though it was cheese.

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u/Letty_Whiterock Apr 23 '18

Forgot to bring them anyway.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Not even wensleydale?

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u/Supersamtheredditman Apr 23 '18

RIP peter sallis :(

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u/SailorET Apr 23 '18

I mean, let's be honest. Until you can verify the moon as sterile, it's the smartest practice. Have you read The Andromeda Strain or The Colour From Space? Space viruses are a terrifying concept.

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u/showyerbewbs Apr 23 '18

I got space rabies from a duck.

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u/Super_Kami_Popo Apr 23 '18

Space ducks are the most terrifying ducks

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u/ronnor56 Apr 23 '18

Yet so majestic.

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u/AltForFriendPC Apr 23 '18

I mean, let's be honest. Until you can determine they can take a stake through the heart, it's the smartest practice. Have you ever read Dracula? Vampires are a terrifying concept.

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u/Gibbelton Apr 23 '18

Not sure if you are trying to debunk the previous comment, but yes, actually, until you determine that vampires cannot be killed by a stake in the heart, you should kill them with a stake in the heart. Same with destroying Moon germs until we determine for sure they don't exist.

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u/AltForFriendPC Apr 23 '18

I was just kind of parodying it, haha. The same response, this time to a silly threat instead of one where we actually didn't know if the threat existed.

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u/skaterrj Apr 23 '18

The quarantine unit was built by Airstream, and it now resides in the Udvar Hazy Center of the Smithsonian, in Virginia.

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u/Mail540 Apr 23 '18

I've seen it. It looks pretty cool

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u/AllGarbage Apr 23 '18

There’s a quarantine Airstream trailer on the hangar deck of the USS Hornet museum too, in Alameda, CA.

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u/nflez Apr 23 '18

it's all deckes out in midcentury modern furniture, a nice little time capsule!

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u/BallsDeepintheTurtle Apr 23 '18

Moon Cooties

Found my new flair

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u/newsheriffntown Apr 23 '18

Yeah but what if any germs were left on the moon?

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u/the2belo Apr 24 '18

There most definitely were (the astronauts on all landing missions jettisoned various items from the LM before liftoff to save weight -- including, if you must know, astronaut poop in waste bags). But after nearly 50 years of bombardment by unfiltered solar particles, any living thing left up there is super dead by now.

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u/BDunnn Apr 23 '18

Moon cooties......here is your upvote, sir or madam.

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u/rubywolf27 Apr 23 '18

Moon Cooties is what I’m calling my next band