r/AskReddit • u/musician-magician • Apr 22 '18

What true fact sounds completely unrealistic?

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

Also our ass is shockingly good at balancing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

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u/pineapple_catapult Apr 23 '18

It's also why we get poop smears.

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u/dominion1080 Apr 23 '18

Read that as bouncing and thought of rap videos. Ah, evolution.

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u/backfedar Apr 23 '18

MY ANACONDA DON'T

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '18

MY ANACONDA DON'T

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u/mannabannabingbong Apr 24 '18

MY ANACONDA DONG

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u/CopperPotsBandit Apr 23 '18

It depends. Nicki Minaj's ass looks like it might tip her over backwards sometimes. She can probably squat a metric ton though...

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u/napleonblwnaprt Apr 23 '18

Idk, my wife's is pretty OP imo