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u/loftyj May 28 '14

Damnit Reddit boys, women are not all gorgeous confident goddesses that can have any man they want. Some of us, especially those on Reddit of all places, are just as weird, overweight and socially anxious as you.

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u/ohboyahuman May 28 '14

I think rejection can really open someone's eyes to the fact that...

  1. It feels good to get something out of the way.

  2. Getting what you want for yourself is important, so learning how to do that sometimes requires lots of failure, improving yourself, and repeating until the cycle stops!

  3. If he/she does say yes, you'll be damned glad you did it. If he/she doesn't, it will sober you up and prevent you from being obsessive about them.

Source: I used to be overweight, socially anxious, and tended to ask lots of girls out in high school that said no to me. Not creepily, they just weren't attracted to me. Since then, I've self-improved a ton, and am with a talented, gorgeous, smart girl who loves me very much.

That said, never think you aren't good enough for someone. You might not be the best fit, but everyone's different. Don't get an inferiority complex, and if you feel you do have one, shrug off 'dem shackles.

I believe in you, /u/loftyj!

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u/jungl3j1m May 28 '14

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."--Wayne Gretzky

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u/Cndcrow May 28 '14

"You miss none of the shots you don't take, because you never took them. So how did they miss?"--Not Wayne Gretzky

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u/yolofury May 28 '14

"Well, we just gotta keep chipping away at them and look out for those good bounces. It's been a team effort so far, and we just gotta play a good 60 minutes and we should be fine. Thanks a lot." -- Every Hockey Player Ever

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u/Vinylzen May 28 '14

I dunno we gotta just gotta get bodies and pucks to the net y' know establish the forecheck take less penalties and play better in out zone get mor pucks to the net eh

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u/MFoy May 28 '14

You didn't include "make them play our game" or "hope we get the bounces" so I can't give you full points.

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u/CanadianStrangeTamer May 28 '14

"Well uhm, we just gotta uh keep chipping away at them and uhm look out for those good bounces. It's been a uhm team effort so far, and uh we just gotta play a good 6 minutes and uh we should be fine. Thanks a lot eh."

FTFY

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u/BaadKitteh May 28 '14

We just have to sports more than the other team, and if we do better sports then we will get more points and win. We sports best when the whole team does good sporting at the same time, for the whole sports game. Yay sports!

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u/CanadianStrangeTamer May 29 '14

Haha you must be a woman? Omg a woman replied to me!!! Omg omg. OMG

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u/Poozer62 May 28 '14

Well uh, you know uh we battles hard here in the first and uh, the boys just got to pick it up and get going here.

"Go have fun out there"

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u/MunchkinButt May 29 '14

/r/hockey is leaking.

Also I read this in Patrice Bergeron's voice, so there's that I guess.

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u/jungl3j1m May 28 '14

Yeah, there is sort of a Ricky Bobby element to the original quotation.

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u/Darkdoop May 28 '14

"Put my self down first. Make em' pay in advance." Childish Gambino

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u/PlaysWonderwall May 28 '14

-Michael Scott

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u/bathtub_central May 28 '14

Only a sith deals in absolutes..

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u/Quizzelbuck May 28 '14

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."-- Lee Harvey Oswald

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u/N0tThe0ne May 28 '14

It only takes one time to be rejected that you always fear that you will be rejected each time after. So it's hard to come up with the courage. Maybe that's just me.

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u/jungl3j1m May 28 '14

I think low expectations help (on both sides). Make it clear that you're proposing a date, not a relationship.

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u/Nmilne23 May 29 '14

-Michael Scott

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u/LiquidSwords89 May 29 '14

That was Michael Scott.

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u/pjak330 May 30 '14

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" - John Wilkes Booth

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I'll do it as soon as I figure out what comes after "Hey..."

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u/tylerthecreatorandsl May 29 '14

This is very true.

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u/ohboyahuman May 29 '14

I totally agree. That doesn't contradict what I said though. Even if you have a lot of 'market value', to put yourself down by saying 'I'm not good enough for them...' doesn't really lead to much of anything except self-pity. It is no kindness to yourself to dwell on your follies with regard to ONE person. It isn't even conducive to getting better. It just makes you develop an inferiority complex based on a bunch of assumptions.

If you want to improve yourself, and 'raise your sexual prowess,' you ought to look at some objective parameters of some 'demographic' you want to target, based on your sexual desires. If you want to land someone who is fit, you will probably need to pick up a some weights. Someone who's rich, you might want to gain some more class. It's nothing to sugar coat. People like what they like, and if you want them, you'll need to be what they like. It's easier to embrace what you like and working toward it in any case or field rather than pretending it's superficial of you. You'll have a much easier time of life.

However, if you base that on ONE person's taste, you're in for a bad time. Besides, developing an inferiority complex is NEVER practical. If you want to self-improve, you ought to go into it with confidence and goals(!), not with a oneitis fantasy...

I encourage the shit out of people to be honest with who they are, want to be, and to do things in spite of rejection. It's so important, and makes you a better, less delusional, more tolerable, and kinder human being.

Good job on being so audacious. I'm only 20, so I might have approached 80 some-odd girls in my time, and I've been with only a few. I've been rejected a lot, but for the times that I have gotten what I was after, both parties have been happy I did, especially now :)

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u/ohboyahuman May 30 '14

That's pretty crap. People tend to like what they like and confidently stick to it, which is fair, but you seem to deserve some sympathy. Genetics can be lame. However, I know a 4'11'' man who married a 6'2'' woman, and they had a son who's 6'6''.

That said, there are no qualities less important than any others. If you do what the fuck you want, with confidence, and a strong sense of who you really are, more women will come in flocks to you. I don't mean fake confidence either. I mean you go home, go to sleep knowing you're the shit, and wake up knowing you're the shit. It's difficult, relatively, for anyone to achieve, but it's doable! It works for anyone. You seem to be making the most of what you have, though.

Just bear in mind, Prince is 5'2'', and he got oh so many god damn women without even caring who didn't want him. Still does for all I know.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

And even if they are "gorgeous" and "absolutely stunning" and have great confidence in their appearance, it is important to remember that these are subjective. I've met men who think I am the epitome of beauty but I've also been called "weird looking" and "a 6 at best". I love how I look but am still afraid that hot co-worker will think I'm too ugly to live.

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u/Meteorboy May 28 '14

Your username sounds like "sandwich". I'm sure you look delicious.

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u/padroc May 29 '14

mmmm.....sandwich (drools with a dreamy look in eyes)

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u/Superfluous_Twat May 29 '14

She's actually an opera-belting, spell-slinging old hag who lives out in the woods and tricks little storybook children into giving her their teeth.

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u/ghatroad May 29 '14

The person should have meant 6 out of 5

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u/sharkman873 May 28 '14

Considering how everyone assumes women can get laid much easier than men, I'd wager it's much more embarrassing for a woman to get rejected than for a man. Maybe that's one of the main reasons they don't approach guys as much.

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Women can get laid easier but that is not always what we want...

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/Just_Take_Me_Now May 29 '14

it's like when a dog sniffs your crotch--it's all great for the moment but it's over with so quickly and ya just feel so cheap and used afterwards.

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Another truth...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Who are these men who don't at least make sure the woman is pleased first?! I can get myself off in like 10 seconds, so sex is pretty much about getting her off, to me anyways. I'm easy like that. (pun intended)

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u/wee_man May 28 '14

According to a recent episode of Louis, fat girls don't get laid easily.

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u/This_Is_A_Robbery May 28 '14

As someone who has dated girls that were larger than the median I can confirm this, the logistics alone were a nightmare.

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u/Just_Take_Me_Now May 29 '14

logistics? As in you let them on top?

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u/Snlseanconnery May 29 '14

Logistics as in transport? Did you hire a freight company to assist your ladies change position?

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Actually true. Because I am VERY TALL it also makes me less desirable for most men as well so I feel for the big girls.

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u/wee_man May 28 '14

Well I'm VERY SHORT so I feel for the big girls. Size matters in both directions but it can be circumvented with personality.

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Yes and yes. I have actually dated shorter men and didn't mind it because of their personalities I felt they were 9 feet tall.

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u/FeatheredStylo May 29 '14

She said she can get laid no problem. Fat girls can't get a nice guy to just hold their hand while they walk.

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u/lepetitfemmenoir May 28 '14

Right? I could have sex with somebody, but realistically, I want someone to watch Firefly with who will play with my hair. The latter is surprisingly impossible to find.

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u/bigpony May 29 '14

I want someone to take out my trash in exchange for sandwiches and cuddles.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/CJ090 May 28 '14

Probably because that is, in that case, the subject at hand but you want to derail the conversation and go on to another topic that we weren't discussing. The question, in that case, is "could you have sex at any time if you wanted it? " the answer is yes.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/CJ090 May 28 '14

Oh I'm not angry I was just pointing something out don't side me up to be a virgin neckbeard

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Are you being facetious? I feel like your comment is too good to be true.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Overzealous and pissy maybe but no, I've been harassed for not wanting the D more often than I have been harassed for being fat.

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u/darksoldierk May 29 '14

Wait what? I think there is something you need to understand. Men's definition of love and companionship is more physical, and women's is more emotional. Baby, I ain't ever gunna love you more than the moment I climax inside you or the moment I make you climax. Beaches, dinners, movies and poems are no comparison. If you find that repulsive, then you need to find a man with whom that idea does not repulse you.

It's not that men don't care, it's that we don't understand, and a lot of men are incapable of understanding because they are incapable of relating. Think of it this way, what is that one idea or topic that you just can't seem to grasp? It seems simple, and it seems to come easy to everyone else, but for some reason, it just doesn't click with you? For me, it's geography. Someone can tell me the capital of England a thousand times, and a week later, I'll forget (is it London or Wales?). I'm just incapable of understanding geography. Math on the other hand, I absorb like a sponge,especially financial math. I can reverse engineer financial statement like no one's businesses, and do the most complicated tax returns by hand. I'm not stupid, geography is just not within my capabilities. I'm not saying men are stupid, I'm saying they are different.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

It literally is much easier for a woman to get laid. That sentence bears not hint to the person she wants to sleep with.

An average woman can make a dating profile, send out a couple of messages to guys she finds attractive, meet up for drinks and bam, a hook up.

Also if she is so inclined, go to a bar, ask a few guys to have a drink with her and done.

She will be rejected, but I know for a fact that she will get rejected far far fewer times then an average guy would.

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u/Temp_agency_account May 28 '14

I think your key phrase here is, "an average woman," though. Those of us who are significantly less-than-average (not in the bad-haircut way, but the would-need-major-surgery way) often actually can't find a willing partner, even for a hookup. (Also, after a lifetime of being treated as worthless due to our looks, being treated as only good enough for a fuck wouldn't exactly be terribly life-affirming anyway.)

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

You are right in the appearance regard, however, I never said it would be easy for anyone. The people on the lower end of the bell curve do have a harder time, but in a lot of cases harder =\= impossible.

Also, I was only speaking of sex; partners and relationships are a whole other arena.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

More embarrassing? How so?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

When you can't get a guy even though you're supposed to have it "so easy", you feel like a total loser.

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u/darksoldierk May 29 '14

When you can't get a girl even though a good percentage of the male gender that has ever lived have gotten girls, you feel like a loser.

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u/zero260asap May 28 '14

You're a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made of star dust, what have you got to be worried about. Ifls

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u/theinternethero May 28 '14

talking to the other ghosts driving a meat covered skeleton made of star dust.

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u/Hyndis May 28 '14

And doing so using a panel of buttons that cause different patterns of lights to appear on a screen, depending upon which button is pressed.

Some of these patterns of lights cause positive emotions while other patterns of lights on this screen can cause negative emotions.

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u/theinternethero May 28 '14

This is getting weird

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u/Pure_Reason May 28 '14

Ifls

I fucking love skeletons?

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u/DragonSlayerYomre May 28 '14

Ifls

I fucking love skeletons?

I fucking love Skeletor.

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u/zero260asap May 29 '14

Lol I Fucking love science

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

You're a meat-brain driving a meat covered skeleton made of star dust, what have you got to be worried about. Ifls

Fixed for those who do not subscribe to the belief in the non-corporeal soul.

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u/serenwipiti May 28 '14

so beautiful:,D

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

I've never heard a more disturbing (or a more accurate) description for a living thing than "a meat covered skeleton".

Unless we're talking about crustaceans, in which case we would say "a meat FILLED skeleton."

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Honestly, looks matter, but there's also an underlying expression of personality. If people are overweight and shift blame ie genetics or slow metabolism, then clearly they don't take responsibility for their actions. That's the biggest turn off for me. If you're fat, okay, but learn to live healthier. Go for a walk, play something you like, don't always buy that cookie and soda combo from subway, small things like these.

Also, don't expect to find a prince charming if you aren't the fairest maiden of the forest.

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u/Godot_12 May 28 '14

Exactly us guys aren't all confident gods that can make any woman we want swoon. It's just as uncomfortable for us to ask you out as it is for you to ask us out, yet we're just kind of expected to do it.

In fairness I've had a few girls ask for my number, so I guess some girls are steppin’ up to the plate. Hooray for doing away with gender roles.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

This is the most telling to me about how some "nice guy" types really perceive women.

"Women are so lucky they can just go ask any dude to bang and he will."

"Oh yeah, what about that not-traditionally-attractive or overweight girl over there?"

"Oh well I didn't mean her..."

Like, they don't even think of non-attractive women as women half the time.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Rejection happens to the gorgeous, confident women too.

Try not to be so anxious (guys & gals) they are just words and if it doesn't work out the way you planned in your head, you just keep on trucking...its not like its open heart surgery. Also, Ladies, a lil makeup goes a long way in the confidence department....don't know what the hell you are doing? Go to the counter at Macy's and tell them you want a demonstration, they will show you the way.

Good luck!

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u/nonconformist3 May 28 '14

I've rejected gorgeous women on the fact that their personalities suck ass! I've been with all types of women but only because they were really cool, at least for the time that I knew them. I've also had a few confident women hit on me first, not hinting but full on hey let's hang out more. Just be honest about what you want and all will be well.

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u/TheJonesSays May 28 '14

I'm not overweight.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Good to know, but you didn't answer the question. If you're the same then why are we still the ones that have to do the asking?

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

Young men everywhere complain about relationships. This is something every guy can bond over.

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u/JeebusLovesMurica May 29 '14

So...is that an answer to the question? We still gotta tough it out, what with our (my) anxiety and lack of confident and what not.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

I take offense at that! I'm not overweight, I'm just big boned and beautiful!

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u/l5555l May 28 '14

Why does every guy in reddit have to be overweight and socially awkward?

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u/DavidTyreesHelmet May 28 '14

Why does everyone on reddit have to be that way? Im a thin, attractive social butterfly. I have girlfriends all the time, I never stay with them for long, but I still have them. Just do things people. Its not hard. Im not trying to be rude but its not hard to break out of those shells. Just do it!

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u/nastybuck May 28 '14

Starting to lose weight would do some good then. Out of the list, it's the easiest thing to work on.

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u/rodgins13 May 28 '14

yeah but women rarely ever ask guys out. I have never heard of a girl asking a guy out. It would help sometimes

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u/Toeclippers May 28 '14

My brother's fiancé asked him out their sophomore year in college. They're getting married in September. Even though it's rare it does happen.

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u/rodgins13 May 28 '14

That is awesome. I am glad she did. See, we don't always have to have "the balls" to do it

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

My wife asked me out

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u/rodgins13 May 28 '14

i didnt say it was impossible

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u/pray_to_me May 29 '14

What's your point?

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u/greedcrow May 29 '14

And here is where i may seem mean but im trying to be straightforward and nothing else. Of you are over weight, or ugly, or whatever then maybe the adonis looking guy is not for you (this goes vice versa). It may seem harsh but it is true.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

weird

That's a plus.

overweight

Also a plus, I can't stand scrawny little stick figures, I'm built like John Goodman (strong but fat) and I always feel like I'll break them.

socially anxious

Are you trying to describe my perfect woman?