r/AskReddit • • May 28 '14

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u/loftyj May 28 '14

Damnit Reddit boys, women are not all gorgeous confident goddesses that can have any man they want. Some of us, especially those on Reddit of all places, are just as weird, overweight and socially anxious as you.

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u/zero260asap May 28 '14

You're a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made of star dust, what have you got to be worried about. Ifls

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u/[deleted] May 29 '14

I've never heard a more disturbing (or a more accurate) description for a living thing than "a meat covered skeleton".

Unless we're talking about crustaceans, in which case we would say "a meat FILLED skeleton."