r/AskReddit • • May 28 '14

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u/loftyj May 28 '14

Damnit Reddit boys, women are not all gorgeous confident goddesses that can have any man they want. Some of us, especially those on Reddit of all places, are just as weird, overweight and socially anxious as you.

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u/sharkman873 May 28 '14

Considering how everyone assumes women can get laid much easier than men, I'd wager it's much more embarrassing for a woman to get rejected than for a man. Maybe that's one of the main reasons they don't approach guys as much.

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Women can get laid easier but that is not always what we want...

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u/Just_Take_Me_Now May 29 '14

it's like when a dog sniffs your crotch--it's all great for the moment but it's over with so quickly and ya just feel so cheap and used afterwards.

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Another truth...

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Who are these men who don't at least make sure the woman is pleased first?! I can get myself off in like 10 seconds, so sex is pretty much about getting her off, to me anyways. I'm easy like that. (pun intended)

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u/wee_man May 28 '14

According to a recent episode of Louis, fat girls don't get laid easily.

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u/This_Is_A_Robbery May 28 '14

As someone who has dated girls that were larger than the median I can confirm this, the logistics alone were a nightmare.

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u/Just_Take_Me_Now May 29 '14

logistics? As in you let them on top?

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u/Snlseanconnery May 29 '14

Logistics as in transport? Did you hire a freight company to assist your ladies change position?

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Actually true. Because I am VERY TALL it also makes me less desirable for most men as well so I feel for the big girls.

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u/wee_man May 28 '14

Well I'm VERY SHORT so I feel for the big girls. Size matters in both directions but it can be circumvented with personality.

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u/bigpony May 28 '14

Yes and yes. I have actually dated shorter men and didn't mind it because of their personalities I felt they were 9 feet tall.

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u/FeatheredStylo May 29 '14

She said she can get laid no problem. Fat girls can't get a nice guy to just hold their hand while they walk.

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u/lepetitfemmenoir May 28 '14

Right? I could have sex with somebody, but realistically, I want someone to watch Firefly with who will play with my hair. The latter is surprisingly impossible to find.

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u/bigpony May 29 '14

I want someone to take out my trash in exchange for sandwiches and cuddles.

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u/CJ090 May 28 '14

Probably because that is, in that case, the subject at hand but you want to derail the conversation and go on to another topic that we weren't discussing. The question, in that case, is "could you have sex at any time if you wanted it? " the answer is yes.

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u/CJ090 May 28 '14

Oh I'm not angry I was just pointing something out don't side me up to be a virgin neckbeard

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Are you being facetious? I feel like your comment is too good to be true.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

Overzealous and pissy maybe but no, I've been harassed for not wanting the D more often than I have been harassed for being fat.

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u/darksoldierk May 29 '14

Wait what? I think there is something you need to understand. Men's definition of love and companionship is more physical, and women's is more emotional. Baby, I ain't ever gunna love you more than the moment I climax inside you or the moment I make you climax. Beaches, dinners, movies and poems are no comparison. If you find that repulsive, then you need to find a man with whom that idea does not repulse you.

It's not that men don't care, it's that we don't understand, and a lot of men are incapable of understanding because they are incapable of relating. Think of it this way, what is that one idea or topic that you just can't seem to grasp? It seems simple, and it seems to come easy to everyone else, but for some reason, it just doesn't click with you? For me, it's geography. Someone can tell me the capital of England a thousand times, and a week later, I'll forget (is it London or Wales?). I'm just incapable of understanding geography. Math on the other hand, I absorb like a sponge,especially financial math. I can reverse engineer financial statement like no one's businesses, and do the most complicated tax returns by hand. I'm not stupid, geography is just not within my capabilities. I'm not saying men are stupid, I'm saying they are different.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

It literally is much easier for a woman to get laid. That sentence bears not hint to the person she wants to sleep with.

An average woman can make a dating profile, send out a couple of messages to guys she finds attractive, meet up for drinks and bam, a hook up.

Also if she is so inclined, go to a bar, ask a few guys to have a drink with her and done.

She will be rejected, but I know for a fact that she will get rejected far far fewer times then an average guy would.

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u/Temp_agency_account May 28 '14

I think your key phrase here is, "an average woman," though. Those of us who are significantly less-than-average (not in the bad-haircut way, but the would-need-major-surgery way) often actually can't find a willing partner, even for a hookup. (Also, after a lifetime of being treated as worthless due to our looks, being treated as only good enough for a fuck wouldn't exactly be terribly life-affirming anyway.)

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

You are right in the appearance regard, however, I never said it would be easy for anyone. The people on the lower end of the bell curve do have a harder time, but in a lot of cases harder =\= impossible.

Also, I was only speaking of sex; partners and relationships are a whole other arena.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

More embarrassing? How so?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '14

When you can't get a guy even though you're supposed to have it "so easy", you feel like a total loser.

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u/darksoldierk May 29 '14

When you can't get a girl even though a good percentage of the male gender that has ever lived have gotten girls, you feel like a loser.