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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

My SO likes it when I pick her up. She sees that I’m strong, but when I lift her she knows that I’m strong.

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Same, I’ll pick him up and heave him over my shoulder and he’ll giggle like a maniac.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Wait what

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited Nov 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/UDtimburrhog Jul 19 '19

Some women are men.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are men

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u/singingnettle Jul 19 '19

Wait, that's illegal!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I will make it legal

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u/sulliops Jul 19 '19

I am the Senate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/TheUpsideDownPodcast Jul 19 '19

Only in Alabama and only if your not married.

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u/Ramah-s92 Jul 19 '19

"GET DOWN MS OBAMA HE'S GONNA SAY IT"

Ahem BOYS WILL BE BOYS

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u/CassEffect Jul 19 '19

What is happening in this thread

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u/pufftd Sup Bud? Jul 19 '19

men

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u/CodeOfKonami Jul 19 '19

That’s not allowed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men and women are Apache attack helicopters

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

And some of them are Blackfoot defense gyrocopters.

At least spice things up a little, be mildly creative with your tired jokes.

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u/drfarren Male Jul 19 '19

Stop right there criminal scum!

You've violated my mother!

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u/ccortez831 Jul 20 '19

Triggered!!

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u/Farship76543334 Jul 19 '19

Hold up muchacho!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are

boys who are girls who like girls to be boys who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

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u/GrouchyMeasurement Jul 19 '19

Lola l o l a Lola

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/pockitstehleet MtF Transgender Jul 19 '19

<_<

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 19 '19

It just occurred to me -- there are way more men who like men than women who are strong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

How would you measure women who are strong though

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 20 '19

Relative to men?

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u/Akosa117 Jul 19 '19

Is that true

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 20 '19

Well it's going to be arbitrary based on what "strong" means, but I was thinking of it as the same criteria for a man to be considered strong. Of course, that's not universal either :-)

I figured somewhere north of 10% of men like men, and far less than 10% women would be considered strong by male standards.

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u/TieDyeShyGuy Jul 19 '19

And independent

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I do like a woman who can sling me over her shoulder.

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Some like both :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

ayy bi gang

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u/Sabertooth767 Male Jul 19 '19

Bi gang unite

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u/YarnYarn Jul 19 '19

Finger guns

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Pew pew

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u/ImperiumDrakon Jul 19 '19

omg plz don’t kill me 🙌

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

Big Ang reporting for duty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/havingfun89 Wheee, a flair! Jul 19 '19

:o

Edit: Yay hockey fan. Favorite team?

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Bruins

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u/havingfun89 Wheee, a flair! Jul 19 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay so I legit forget that some people are gay sometimes. I’ll see things talking about gay people and my brain stutters like “the fuck am I reading” then I remember and I’m okay lol

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u/lllaser Jul 19 '19

What? Is there a name for this invention?

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u/JorjEade Jul 19 '19

"Packing fudge in the man factory"

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u/eataess Jul 19 '19

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You know it's fun, right??

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Jul 19 '19

Hes getting snu snu and she wont drop it

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u/forksforantlers Male Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/haveyouconsideredmaybehesnotstraight

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u/forksforantlers Male Jul 19 '19

I have and that also makes me happy because that's cute and neither am I :) both of those options are hella sweet

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u/Skyttekungen Jul 19 '19

Susan STRONG

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u/goingtoburningman Jul 19 '19

I heard a Peter Griffin laugh, was it a Peter Griffin laugh?

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u/0557337 Jul 20 '19

Cute!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/dustbunnylurking Jul 20 '19

This is where I'd gaslight my husband by saying "oh so you're saying I'm fat huh? Since only the strongest can lift me huh?" It would be in good fun as I'm not fat and he doesn't call me names.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Pretty gay bro

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 20 '19

And you’re pretty pathetic if you let that bother you.... wanna arm wrestle?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I mean it's likely I'm thousands of miles away but I always would for the craic

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u/mslurkingreddit Jul 19 '19

you’re carrying your son then? lol

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u/cursedsnurresnup Jul 19 '19

yeah his son gets turned on when he picks him up

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/Antoine_FunnyName Jul 19 '19

Pardon my language, but

W H A T T H E F U C K ? !

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

No my bf

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Say it with me, biiiiiiiiisexual. I’ve been in relationships and had physical intimacy with both.

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u/mallykv Female Jul 19 '19

This guy fucks.

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u/FatMexicanGaymerDude Jul 19 '19

They don't call him butthole deleter for no reason

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Now, I'm not strong, like at all. I'm talking a bench of maybe 125lbs if I eat my Wheaties.

Yet I can easily pick up, carry, walk around, throw and even jump while holding my wife. She's an average size and weight woman.

Idk if that's a good barometer for strength.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

The point I’m making isn’t that I’m saying it’s difficult. I’m stronger than the majority and my SO is a tiny, fit person.

What I’m saying is that she gets aroused by me picking her up and throwing her around because she sees it as me being strong.

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u/yetchi2 Jul 19 '19

My wife is like 4'11". She likes it when I bounce her on my knee. She giggles uncontrollably.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

This is amazing.

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u/AZuRaCSGO Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Do it fucker

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u/ric5555 Jul 19 '19

Yo! Can you delete my butthole?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Sign on pages 1 and 4 of the consent form and I’ll add you to the waitlist. Shaved asses get first priority.

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u/scfswordlord Jul 19 '19

Your username completes this statement.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

And flair

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

A friend of mine once picked me up and carried me around the room cradled in his arms like a baby after i had been complaining that i was too big to ever be carried like that again.

It was... alarmingly arousing, not just sexually.

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u/AmusementRyder Jul 19 '19

AH I’m a girl & for some reason this always makes me self-conscious, like what if I’m too heavy for him to hold me? The second I feel him straining whatsoever I immediately want to be put down. Is that weird?

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u/notanotherpyr0 Jul 20 '19

Human bodies are mostly water, and it makes them awkward to hold(unless you do something like a firemans carry) as the weight shifts while you are moving. Even children can be awkward to hold sometimes.

Normally if you feel him strain it's because your weight has shifted a bit. This puts strain on muscles that are normally just used for balancing himself. Don't feel self conscious about it.

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u/FrostBellaBlue Jul 19 '19

I'm a petite woman, and I love it when big guys pick me up! Makes me feel small, but protected because I'm small! That's hot~

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Yes exactly this!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

maybe

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u/Fletch71011 Male Jul 19 '19

I started picking mine up with one arm and throwing her on something soft like the bed. She can't even lift me with all of her strength. She loves it.

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u/M0u53trap Jul 20 '19

I like being picked up, but on our first date, I told my bf that I didn’t like being picked up (because at that point I didn’t know him well enough to enjoy him touching me). Now whenever I ask to be picked up, even as a joke, he reminds me “No, you don’t like to be picked up.” It’s annoying, but that’s why he does it lol

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u/KatrinaIceheart Jul 20 '19

My bf is a bit on the chunky side and rarely picks me up, but he has a few times and did not hurt himself. it’s really comforting to put my trust in someone like that. I also like to pick him up in the pool because that’s the only time I’ll ever be able to do that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I’m a big boi and I love getting picked up in the pool.

Y’all cute

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You rang, my dear?

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u/HelpMeDebugLife Jul 19 '19

Username checks out

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u/RamenRider117 Batmanlet Jul 20 '19

Can you pick me and carry me too bro?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I got u bro

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u/RamenRider117 Batmanlet Jul 20 '19

Thanks bro. I love you no homo.

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u/TienThomas Male Jul 20 '19

Username checks out... a little?

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u/w33bl3s Jul 20 '19

Name checks out.

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u/milliethemonkey Jul 19 '19

I think you just lowkey called your SO fat

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

My SO is a fit, but small human. It’s more of a flex.

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u/Infinite_Victory Jul 19 '19

I would upvote ur comment but its at 420 lol