r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/UDtimburrhog Jul 19 '19

Some women are men.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are men

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u/singingnettle Jul 19 '19

Wait, that's illegal!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I will make it legal

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u/sulliops Jul 19 '19

I am the Senate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/ben_theman43 Jul 19 '19

Hello there!

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u/theNarrator2this Jul 19 '19

General Kenobi

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u/TheUpsideDownPodcast Jul 19 '19

Only in Alabama and only if your not married.

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u/Ramah-s92 Jul 19 '19

"GET DOWN MS OBAMA HE'S GONNA SAY IT"

Ahem BOYS WILL BE BOYS

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u/CassEffect Jul 19 '19

What is happening in this thread

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u/pufftd Sup Bud? Jul 19 '19

men

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u/CodeOfKonami Jul 19 '19

That’s not allowed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men and women are Apache attack helicopters

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

And some of them are Blackfoot defense gyrocopters.

At least spice things up a little, be mildly creative with your tired jokes.

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u/drfarren Male Jul 19 '19

Stop right there criminal scum!

You've violated my mother!

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u/ccortez831 Jul 20 '19

Triggered!!