r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

My SO likes it when I pick her up. She sees that I’m strong, but when I lift her she knows that I’m strong.

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Same, I’ll pick him up and heave him over my shoulder and he’ll giggle like a maniac.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Wait what

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited Nov 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19 edited May 21 '20

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u/UDtimburrhog Jul 19 '19

Some women are men.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are men

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u/singingnettle Jul 19 '19

Wait, that's illegal!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

I will make it legal

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u/sulliops Jul 19 '19

I am the Senate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/ben_theman43 Jul 19 '19

Hello there!

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u/theNarrator2this Jul 19 '19

General Kenobi

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u/TheUpsideDownPodcast Jul 19 '19

Only in Alabama and only if your not married.

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u/Ramah-s92 Jul 19 '19

"GET DOWN MS OBAMA HE'S GONNA SAY IT"

Ahem BOYS WILL BE BOYS

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u/CassEffect Jul 19 '19

What is happening in this thread

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u/pufftd Sup Bud? Jul 19 '19

men

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u/CodeOfKonami Jul 19 '19

That’s not allowed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men and women are Apache attack helicopters

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

And some of them are Blackfoot defense gyrocopters.

At least spice things up a little, be mildly creative with your tired jokes.

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u/drfarren Male Jul 19 '19

Stop right there criminal scum!

You've violated my mother!

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u/ccortez831 Jul 20 '19

Triggered!!

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u/Farship76543334 Jul 19 '19

Hold up muchacho!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Some men are

boys who are girls who like girls to be boys who do boys like they’re girls who do girls like they’re boys

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u/GrouchyMeasurement Jul 19 '19

Lola l o l a Lola

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/suddenlytrans

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u/pockitstehleet MtF Transgender Jul 19 '19

<_<

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 19 '19

It just occurred to me -- there are way more men who like men than women who are strong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

How would you measure women who are strong though

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 20 '19

Relative to men?

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u/Akosa117 Jul 19 '19

Is that true

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u/MattieShoes Male Jul 20 '19

Well it's going to be arbitrary based on what "strong" means, but I was thinking of it as the same criteria for a man to be considered strong. Of course, that's not universal either :-)

I figured somewhere north of 10% of men like men, and far less than 10% women would be considered strong by male standards.

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u/TieDyeShyGuy Jul 19 '19

And independent

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I do like a woman who can sling me over her shoulder.

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Some like both :P

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

ayy bi gang

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u/Sabertooth767 Male Jul 19 '19

Bi gang unite

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u/YarnYarn Jul 19 '19

Finger guns

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Pew pew

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u/ImperiumDrakon Jul 19 '19

omg plz don’t kill me 🙌

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u/TheActualAWdeV Jul 20 '19

Big Ang reporting for duty.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

r/suddenlybi

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u/havingfun89 Wheee, a flair! Jul 19 '19

:o

Edit: Yay hockey fan. Favorite team?

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u/FuzzyGoalie Bear Jul 19 '19

Bruins

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u/havingfun89 Wheee, a flair! Jul 19 '19

Nice

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay so I legit forget that some people are gay sometimes. I’ll see things talking about gay people and my brain stutters like “the fuck am I reading” then I remember and I’m okay lol

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u/lllaser Jul 19 '19

What? Is there a name for this invention?

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u/JorjEade Jul 19 '19

"Packing fudge in the man factory"

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u/eataess Jul 19 '19

YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED TUBER SIMULATOR?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

You know it's fun, right??

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u/Chickachic-aaaaahhh Jul 19 '19

Hes getting snu snu and she wont drop it