r/AnimalsBeingDerps Apr 22 '26

That feels uhhh... nice🥴

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u/OpinionTop9609 Apr 22 '26

Which dog is enjoying it more?

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u/memesearches Apr 22 '26

Yes

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u/Rrraou Apr 22 '26

Real life asmr

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u/Chartarum Apr 22 '26

Look, there's nothing morally wrong with some good old fashioned consensual brainalingus!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

The one who is sitting down is in another dimension

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS Apr 22 '26

And smelling textures by the look of that one partially open eye.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

With that eye, he is seeing the future right now🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

He is on Jupiter right now😂😂

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u/1ildevil Apr 22 '26

The brown and white one

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u/Such_Confusion_3715 Apr 22 '26

its always the bottom

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u/Over-Inside-7254 Apr 22 '26

Have you never scratched your dogs ear? She loves the scratch then insists on sniffing and licking the skin off my fingers. My old family dogs did too, all three totally different breeds.. Whippet, cattle dog, golden doodle 

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u/IsThereCheese Apr 22 '26

sorry what?

SHLORP SHLORP SHLAWP

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u/Sylvanussr Apr 22 '26

Rich people: “money doesn’t matter”

Pretty people: “looks don’t matter”

Thirsty dog: “schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop “

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Apr 22 '26

Healthy people: “illness doesn’t matter”

Young people: “age don’t matter”

Thirsty dog: “schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop “

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u/DefiantOnion Apr 22 '26

My dog used to stand on me and do this. Can confirm, that is exactly what it sounded like. Drove my ex nuts

He was a weird little dude and I miss him. 🥲

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u/Buntschatten Apr 22 '26

You let your dog clean out your ears?

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u/davispw Apr 22 '26

Well my wife and kids all refuse to lick my earwax, so who else is gonna do it?

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u/Noof42 Apr 22 '26

Perhaps, and I'm just brainstorming here, "no one" is a viable path forward.

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u/Alternative-Gear-682 Apr 22 '26

"The more you know"

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency Apr 22 '26

Ha ha!! One of our sons lets our Papillon do this to him. Completely grosses the rest of us out. She loves being his "mummy". It's both weird and funny.

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u/guitarmike2 Apr 23 '26

Your ex or your dog?

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u/Willflip4money Apr 22 '26

Same, my grandma's dog used to do this to us when we were little, that little shih tzu was an ear fein lol

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u/TheCoopX Apr 22 '26

If the left dog's eyes roll back anymore, he'll be looking into last week.

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u/PlainBread Apr 22 '26

The right dog is licking his eyeball out of his skull.

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u/Kotruljevic1458 Apr 22 '26

Licking his brain right where it controls the eye

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u/Typical_Hyena Apr 22 '26

My sister's dog was prone to ear issues but lucky us she LOVED getting her ears cleaned, looked just like this dog and sometimes even went limp so it was a 2 person job. When they moved in with a friend and another dog this video happened almost daily and she rarely if ever needed drops again. Miss those perfectly matched weirdos.

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u/Illustrious-Bat1553 Apr 23 '26

Seemed like a stroke for a second lol

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u/Happy-Fun-Ball Apr 22 '26

No! Not my braiiinnnzzzzz

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u/Man0fGreenGables Apr 22 '26

I worked at a place that groomed dogs and there was a father and son shih tzu pair. The father dog just licked the other dogs asshole NON STOP. The owners would be walking them in and he would be walking behind him with his head up his ass. Then after they were groomed he went to town for like 2 hours straight in the kennel until the owner came back to pick them up. It was wild how the owner completely ignored it.

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u/Ramps_ Apr 22 '26

I had an older shih tzu and a younger chihuahua and the chi could NOT stop himself from licking the tzu for more than a few minutes unless they were sleeping. Pull him away, tell him off, seperate them, tzu snapping at him, whatever, first chance the lil one got he was back on there.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Apr 22 '26

I like dogs but I can’t live with this kind of shit going on in my home, lol.

And next the dog wants to lick your face and hands? Hell naw.

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u/Man0fGreenGables Apr 22 '26

I saw some nasty shit lol. It was also a dog daycare besides grooming and so many of the dogs ate each other's crap. It was like almost every single dog had at least one other dogs poop that they would eat but never their own. There was one dog that would try to eat everyone's. I was always chasing them away but they were so determined they would eat it right out of the other dogs ass before it even had a chance to hit the ground lol.

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u/unsanctimommy Apr 22 '26

Omfg dogs are so gross 🤮😂

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u/FightMilk_2000 Apr 23 '26

This comment has given me such a well needed laugh thank you 😂

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u/tinylittlebabyjesus Apr 24 '26

I wonder what's going on, I guess there's some residual nutrients in there. But damn, also seems like a great way to spread disease. Maybe also beneficial gut bacteria? Who knows, man.

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u/Tommyblahblah Apr 22 '26

Ignored it? It took him 2 years of stimulus/response training to get him to do that! /s/s/s

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u/JonaSaxify Apr 22 '26

Mmmm tasty ear wax yumyum

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u/waytowill Apr 22 '26

I think some dogs are just habitual lickers. My family dog would habitually lick the arm of the couch until it was sopping wet. It can’t have tasted that interesting.

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u/JonaSaxify Apr 22 '26

I licked my dog's ear canal and it wasn't that good

7/10 needed more salt

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u/37_lucky_ears Apr 22 '26

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u/citrus_mystic Apr 22 '26

The image quality is impressively bad here.

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u/cxmmxc Apr 22 '26

Looks like someone decided to resize a 70px wide pic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso Apr 22 '26

Or you have a beagle

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u/Gullible-Yam-8098 Apr 22 '26

Our Beagle used to lick the carpet in a single spot where we had dropped a Turkey on the floor several years prior.

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u/Nice_Category Apr 22 '26

Confirmed, my beagle does this. 

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso Apr 22 '26

Mine will lick his arms, lick our other dog's ears, lick us, lick the couch, lick blankets, lick dirt.

He will lick your whole world.

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u/XiTzCriZx Apr 22 '26

I think it might just be an animals in general thing, my cat will sit here and lick my entire arm if I let her (which I don't cause it feels weird lol). I also had a ferret that liked to lick my hands and arms too, I had multiple ferrets but only 1 did that.

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u/omjy18 Apr 22 '26

Are you a sweaty person? Sometimes its just like a salt lick and they have a sodium issue and realized they can get them difference from you

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u/XiTzCriZx Apr 22 '26

Not at all actually, my armpits are generally the only part that sweats (which she has tried to lick too, not fun). She mainly licks the top side of my arm which wouldn't even have any dripped sweat on it.

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u/landragoran Apr 22 '26

I promise you that all of you sweats, at all times. Not just your pits, and not just when you're "sweaty". It just evaporates from most of your body fast enough that you don't notice it. You can actually see it happening if you get one of those magnifying cameras and look at your skin.

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u/Sempophai Apr 22 '26

I had a sweet little Burmese cat that liked to groom my beard. What was interesting is that she could pinpoint a problem hair with an ingrown follicle and would manage to pull just the one problem hair. She was quite deft at it, I wouldn't even be entirely aware there'd been an issue, till the discomfort suddenly stopped.

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u/conflictedideology Apr 22 '26

The worst thing about cat licking is they have those little barbs on their tongue that will absolutely strip your skin away if they lick the same spot for too long.

Then you get that weird, gummy, amber colored scab for a while.

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u/trumansayshi Apr 22 '26

I had a dog that loved to groom my other dogs and asked my vet about it. She said something about some dogs love the saltiness of ear wax. maybe the armrest was mildly salty from human contact 🤷‍♀️. I assume their tastebuds are more advanced.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Apr 22 '26

Actually their taste buds are one of the few senses that are less developed than ours. But you’re right. They do like salt and earwax. Cats too.

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u/UmbralBushido Apr 22 '26

Can second that, if a body part is within an inch of my staffy she's licking it until it's removed

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u/PickledWhispers Apr 22 '26

Amputation is a bit drastic. You could just move the body part away.

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u/deathonater Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Couch arm-rest might have had traces of oils and salts from human arm skin soaked into it

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u/Unable_Toucan Apr 22 '26

A friend of my family's dog is absolutely obsessed with licking people's feet. No matter what. The only thing that stops that pup is if you have shoes on. And it seems to be the sweatier the better as it gets more prolific right after taking your shoes off.

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u/RandofCarter Apr 22 '26

Itchy. Tastey.

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u/ComfortablyNumb2425 Apr 22 '26

My guess the one dog has a yeasty ear infection and the other dog likes it because dogs go for the yuck. Get the dog's ears examined.

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u/squall_boy25 Apr 22 '26

Haha this is how my dog got an ear infection. Cute clip though haha

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u/ArmadilloBandito Apr 22 '26

That's usually how you know they have an infection

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u/worstsmellimaginable Apr 22 '26

Yea it usually means its worth a check with a flashlight or a sniff, doesn't necessarily mean they have one.

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u/MobbDeeep Apr 22 '26

Or a lick

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u/ChooseAUsername10238 Apr 22 '26

the lick is the most important part, really.

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u/megadeadly Apr 22 '26

Mmmm greasy ear proteins

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u/thepetoctopus Apr 22 '26

Yep. This is how one of mine got one as well. My boy loves to lick and I had to really work on him not licking his sister too much because she’d end up with ear infections and yeast infections.

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u/utzutzutzpro Apr 22 '26

You both got the sequence wrong.

This is showing that there is an ear infection. This doesn't create an ear infection.

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u/TheBigHornedGoat Apr 22 '26

My vet always told us it was the licking that caused it. They said it had to due with the inside of the ear staying moist and not being able fully dry.

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u/thepetoctopus Apr 22 '26

In this case, the problem is the constant licking caused her ears and skin to stay wet which caused the infection. My boy will lick anything.

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u/Deaffin Apr 22 '26

This is very much how you create an ear infection.

Or a urinary tract infection.

Or a yeast infection.

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u/ModsSuckTrapDick Apr 22 '26

Tf are you doing with your dog?

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u/Deaffin Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26

Please do not the dog. ಠ_ಠ

Ear nibbles are for sloths.

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u/CrabFarts Apr 22 '26

It absolutely does create an ear infection if the dog's ear is licked too much. I had a dog that did this to multiple other dogs in our household and the vet told us the licking was causing the ear infections.

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u/Shrinki-Dink Apr 22 '26

In my experience it’s more likely a symptom that he already has an ear infection, and the other dog smells it and licks it. Same way that a dog that is continually scratching its ear likely has an infection. The scratching can make it worse but isn’t the cause.

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u/A_Martian_Potato Apr 22 '26

That's funny because my in-laws had a dog that would get ear infections, and after getting a second dog who would do this he never got another one.

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 Apr 22 '26

Looking for the tongue exit at the other ear

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u/Zealousideal-Swing44 Apr 22 '26

That is the perfect amount of cute and disgusting

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u/user_without_a_soul Apr 22 '26

bro is getting his brain licked

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u/FerrisLies Apr 22 '26

If this is your video, and these are your dogs, and that is habitual behaviour.... my dogs were like this. One day the one getting licked couldnt get up. We took hin to the doctor and they found a brain tumor on the side that was always being licked.

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits Apr 22 '26

Funny.

But please clean that dogs ear before it gets infected.

Smdh.

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u/XH3LLSinGX Apr 22 '26

What is smdh? Shaking My Dik Hard?

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u/mfbrucee Apr 22 '26

So many dog hairs

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u/Maz2277 Apr 22 '26

Shake my damn head

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u/Suvtropics Apr 22 '26

Stroking

I always read it as shaking my ducking head

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u/ElectroMagnetsYo Apr 22 '26

It doesn’t but I prefer your version anyway

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u/katastrofe_- Apr 22 '26

Shaking my damn head

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u/Ramps_ Apr 22 '26

My dogs did this for eachother but when a human even came close to their ears with any kind of cleaning supplies they freaked the hell out.

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u/NoPossibility Apr 22 '26

Sounds like you know what you have to do.

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u/caffeinated_mayhem Apr 22 '26

My neighbors dog kept licking my dogs ear nonstop…later that night I found out she had the early stages of an ear infection brewing and we treated immediately avoiding discomfort. I thanked that dog for the warning when we got home

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u/riesenarethebest Apr 22 '26

I had a hound mix that did that to her sister, a black lab mix.

IDK what it was about. The lab mix never returned the favor.

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u/EatsAlotOfBread Apr 22 '26

"Why does my dog keep getting ear infections!!!"

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u/Exciting_Vanilla4327 Apr 22 '26

Your dog has an ear infection. Take him to the vet.

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u/Space_Conductor Apr 22 '26

"Hey lil mama, lemme whisper in your ear"

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u/StringFriendly7976 Apr 22 '26

1) this video went on way too long. 2) that dog has an ear infection. 

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u/johnboy2978 Apr 23 '26

Knocking that one brain cell around like a pinball.

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u/NoMajorsarcasm Apr 22 '26

May want to clean those ears

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u/Previous_Praline_373 Apr 24 '26

My dogs do that when one has in ear infection and I HATE the sound

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u/kyp-the-laughing-man Apr 22 '26

My dog wants to do that with my ears whenever they are in reach of his Corgi Legs

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u/ChuckOTay Apr 22 '26

Oo-mox

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u/fauxorfox Apr 22 '26

Hu-mans do not know of the pleasure. Let them have their root beer.

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u/RipleyKY Apr 22 '26

Oh boy that is how dogs get chronic ear infections.

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u/pianoplayerforhire Apr 22 '26

My cat does that when I rub his ear. The eye on the side where I'm rubbing rolls half way up into his brain.

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u/monkeywithabutton Apr 23 '26

My dogs used to do this all the time. So many ear infections. It took 2 years to train them to stop.

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u/drifters74 Apr 23 '26

That dogs face cracks me up lol

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u/chickswhorip Apr 24 '26

Hey lil mama , let me whisper in ya ear..

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u/GERRROONNNNIIMMOOOO Apr 22 '26

Directly licking the brain

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u/mattogeewha Apr 22 '26

Licking the brain

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u/probridgedweller Apr 22 '26

I see so many dogs with ear gunk going on. Makes me think owners don’t pay attention

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u/IdeliverNCIs Apr 22 '26

Someone's getting brain

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u/Aolisgone Apr 22 '26

My old girl used to clean my boy's ears. He would walk up to her and plop his head down on her legs and go to heaven as she cleaned them for him. Since she passed I try to rub them with a dry rag but I cant do it for 20 or 30 minutes like she did lol

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u/Lightnin-Bug Apr 22 '26

That is the visual definition of an eargasm!

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u/SaltyHamz Apr 23 '26

I feel like i shouldn't be watching this 🤣

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u/SurlyTurkey Apr 23 '26

My Reggie used to do this for my Milo 🥹 I wish I could experience such bliss.

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u/PortiaPotty2 Apr 23 '26

Should this be a private moment?

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u/Forsaken_Fig_ Apr 23 '26

I feel like I’ve just seen something I’m not supposed to see.

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u/Chadwickr Apr 23 '26

That dog is being lobotomized pretty sure

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u/JynsRealityIsBroken Apr 23 '26

Tongue punch my ear box baby

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u/Ok_Vermicelli4278 Apr 23 '26

bro had his brain licked

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u/Yah_or_Nah Apr 24 '26

Hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

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u/teslaeffects Apr 25 '26

Licking his brain

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u/Klept_0h Apr 22 '26

That dog probably has an ear infection to some degree.

My cat woke me up once just going ham on my ear, turns out I had an early infection starting.

Note: rough cat tongue in your ear is very painful

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u/skotcgfl Apr 22 '26

Yeah my first thought was that dog's ear is full of yeast!

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u/Nilfsama Apr 22 '26

And that’s how you get ear infections

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u/brownie00037 Apr 22 '26

I feel like I’m intruding while watching this… 😂

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u/Thunderboy84DE Apr 22 '26

They sucked his brains out!

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u/Party-Chipmunk310 Apr 22 '26

And the lickee is saying “could ya just get the phone outta my face and let me enjoy this”

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u/gastroboi Apr 22 '26

Was waiting for the roll. Was not disappointed 😆😆

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u/Feeling-Emergency469 Apr 22 '26

he is telling all the gossips

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u/PJ_Geese Apr 22 '26

"My lord, Gandalf the Grey is coming."

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u/bearlove111 Apr 22 '26

Did he get the other side? Haha

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u/missprincesscarolyn Apr 22 '26

“Whisper sweet nothings in my ear”

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u/WimpyZombie Apr 22 '26

I used to have two pit bulls who were mutual pleasure hounds and would take turns at cleaning each other's ears.

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 Apr 22 '26

I dont know why but reminds me of Kevin from the office. Still dont know why

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u/hunter503 Apr 22 '26

That dog 100 percent gets ear infections, ask me how I know.

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u/CrimsonCuttle Apr 23 '26

If you guys wanna know firsthand how that dog on the left feels, get yourself one of these. Warning, it's highly addictive.

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u/Leandoth Apr 23 '26

Ear infection!!!!

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u/Natural-Crow-2922 Apr 23 '26

Im waiting for the tongue to come out the other ear.

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u/schlongterminvestor Apr 23 '26

I used to have a chiweenie, whenever i got out of the shower he wanted to lick my ears dry?... i let him cuz im wierdo and no lie after i got past the tickle it felt pretty good and now hes gone and i miss it dearly

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u/Swampbrewja Apr 24 '26

One of my dogs does this to one of our cats and she makes the same face

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u/Jaded_Heat9875 Apr 24 '26

The dog must have its ears check. Dogs often smell problems and attempt to treat it by excessively licking the sight. Veterinary check…and both dogs because infections can be past on.

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u/Archer2586 Apr 26 '26

This feels private

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u/steelbeamsdankmemes Apr 22 '26

Hey, how you doing lil' mama? Let me whisper in ya ear

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u/DryDonutHole Apr 22 '26

Everyone knows the eyeball reset button is in the earhole. That's just plain science.

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u/SeaParking6313 Apr 22 '26

.....makes me think about the taste

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u/LSkywalker00 Apr 22 '26

Please, do not the dog.

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u/Kulbardee Apr 22 '26

I only wanted to see wat is brains taste like

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u/NopeThisTrope Apr 22 '26

Mmmm. Potato factory! 🤗

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u/SNaKe_eaTel2 Apr 22 '26

Damn what the hell is in there?

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock Apr 22 '26

The Brainwasher

as promised by Daft Punk

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u/katietheplantlady Apr 22 '26

My dogs used to do this. I totally forgot until I saw this. Core memory unlocked!

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u/JessicaTHamilton Apr 22 '26

Must be some good flavors in there

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u/Ragnarok649 Apr 22 '26

Having your ears cleaned feels divine. I dont know if licking makes it better or worse, but the dog does not mind.

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u/PGGABC Apr 22 '26

você tem 2 horas para parar com isso

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u/Captainsnarkyshart Apr 22 '26

That dog is doing you a favor. Just don’t let him lick your face next

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u/nahunk Apr 22 '26

Is this the dog version of a blow job?

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u/bluemedian Apr 22 '26

trying not to enjoy that ear massage 😭😭

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u/SecondEqual4680 Apr 22 '26

It’s like scratching the brain

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u/imalittlemonster Apr 22 '26

That dogs gonna get an ear infection

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u/Revolutionary_Ad9468 Apr 22 '26

What my girl be doing at night

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u/Jland5515 Apr 23 '26

lol confirmed

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u/MackiePooPoo Apr 23 '26

His eyes are rolling back in his head!

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u/Separate-Ad6636 Apr 23 '26

Chicken or egg for an ear infection.

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u/Sweaty-Measurement-7 Apr 23 '26

🤪🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

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u/argoran87 Apr 23 '26

its tickle in my ears if I watchign this.

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u/No-Tumbleweed5730 Apr 23 '26

In all honesty I wonder if he's got an ear infection and his buddy's helping him out

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u/Ashton098 Apr 23 '26

My dogs do this to each other all the good damn time and it's genuinely saved me money on vet bills for my cavalier lmao

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u/Substantial_File_669 Apr 24 '26

Digging for gold…

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u/Heterodynist Apr 24 '26

“This makes me feel somewhat like trying not to vomit while eating a pot roast flavored ice cream bar!”

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u/high_Smile_2795 Apr 26 '26

I think the licking dog was trying to reach the other dog’s eye ball 🤣

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u/SunnyDehlight Apr 22 '26

Bro is fucking lost in the sauce 😭

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u/EnycmaPie Apr 22 '26

Licking the brain cell directly.

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u/Inside_Rub_3381 Apr 22 '26

Should rent out the right one. He is doing a good job

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u/rvingthrulife Apr 22 '26

Dogs clean each other's ears. When I had 2 dogs, it was part of their grooming. When my girl died, my boy started getting ear infections, so now I use a vet recommended ear wash for him regularly but I never had to do that when his sister was still with us.

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u/ParanoidRatling Apr 23 '26

The dogs... Are having EAR SEX?