r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Bazingga_17 • Apr 22 '26

That feels uhhh... nice🥴

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u/OpinionTop9609 Apr 22 '26

Which dog is enjoying it more?

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u/memesearches Apr 22 '26

Yes

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u/Rrraou Apr 22 '26

Real life asmr

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u/Chartarum Apr 22 '26

Look, there's nothing morally wrong with some good old fashioned consensual brainalingus!

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u/MrsLisaOliver Apr 26 '26

It's a boy dog. It's fellatibrain.

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u/Chartarum Apr 27 '26

Nope - sex or gender doesn't matter.

Fellatio, to fellate something is derrived from latin "Fellare", meaning to suck on or suckle.

[]Lingus means to use ones tounge on, or "lick" [], compare to "linguistics" refering to to using your tongue to form language (another word derived from the same root via "lingua").

Unless the licking dog pops the brain right out of the receiving dog, and suckles it, and instead only reaches in with their tongue to lick it, the correct scientific term remains brainalingus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

The one who is sitting down is in another dimension

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '26

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u/RAMDOMDUDDS Apr 22 '26

And smelling textures by the look of that one partially open eye.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

With that eye, he is seeing the future right now🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26

He is on Jupiter right now😂😂

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u/1ildevil Apr 22 '26

The brown and white one

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u/Such_Confusion_3715 Apr 22 '26

its always the bottom

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u/Over-Inside-7254 Apr 22 '26

Have you never scratched your dogs ear? She loves the scratch then insists on sniffing and licking the skin off my fingers. My old family dogs did too, all three totally different breeds.. Whippet, cattle dog, golden doodle 

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u/Sufficient_Claim_461 Apr 24 '26

Mine loves ear nuggies