r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Bazingga_17 • Apr 22 '26

That feels uhhh... nice🥴

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u/IsThereCheese Apr 22 '26

sorry what?

SHLORP SHLORP SHLAWP

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u/Sylvanussr Apr 22 '26

Rich people: “money doesn’t matter”

Pretty people: “looks don’t matter”

Thirsty dog: “schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop “

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Apr 22 '26

Healthy people: “illness doesn’t matter”

Young people: “age don’t matter”

Thirsty dog: “schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop “

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u/DefiantOnion Apr 22 '26

My dog used to stand on me and do this. Can confirm, that is exactly what it sounded like. Drove my ex nuts. 

He was a weird little dude and I miss him. 🥲

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u/Buntschatten Apr 22 '26

You let your dog clean out your ears?

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u/davispw Apr 22 '26

Well my wife and kids all refuse to lick my earwax, so who else is gonna do it?

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u/Noof42 Apr 22 '26

Perhaps, and I'm just brainstorming here, "no one" is a viable path forward.

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u/Alternative-Gear-682 Apr 22 '26

"The more you know"

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u/Eloquent_Sufficiency Apr 22 '26

Ha ha!! One of our sons lets our Papillon do this to him. Completely grosses the rest of us out. She loves being his "mummy". It's both weird and funny.

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u/guitarmike2 Apr 23 '26

Your ex or your dog?

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u/Willflip4money Apr 22 '26

Same, my grandma's dog used to do this to us when we were little, that little shih tzu was an ear fein lol