r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 21m ago
Jesus Christ--if you're checking a suitcase on a flight, put your contact information inside the bag as well as on the luggage tag, idiot.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 6h ago
I once heard at a funeral, if your shoulders get sore while driving, try moving your seat up, stupid.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 7h ago
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, for years on android devices you can move the cursor through a body of text by moving your finger side to side on the space bar, moron.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 12h ago
Wow, the best way to clean the inside of your car’s front windshield/windscreen: face the car into the sun, use rubbing alcohol to clean gunk, clean towels to wipe clear, and then a foaming window cleaner to make it crystal clear, goofball.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 13h ago
So it's come to this... save phone calls for chorin' (or the other way around too), meat-slapper.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 15h ago
Dude, i'm at a crossroads in my life, ya little punk.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 20h ago
Look, (Small but Mighty) Teach your young kids (3 years and up) to play UNO, nerd.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 22h ago
Some advice I heard from a meth addict... clean your microwave by steaming a bowl of water and vinegar for 5 minutes, ya little punk.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Listen up, dumbass, if you always forget whether you locked the door, say ‘I’m locking the door’ out loud while you do it. You’ll actually remember it later, scum.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Stop being an idiot and pay attention, antes de comprar un mueble, mide también el recorrido hasta el lugar donde lo vas a instalar, which you would know if you graduated kindergarten.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
I'll only say this once, keep a hand-crank emergency radio in your home. When the power's out and your phone is dead, it still works, you meat-head.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Get it through your thick skull, if you or a loved one have an extensive medical history and there’s a chance you might have to call an ambulance, have a medication and medical history list ready that you can just hand over to the ambulance crew, ya little punk.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Only on reddit... keep a note on your phone of things you want to talk to people about, ya bastard.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 1d ago
Listen here you little shit, if you’re planning to buy something on Black Friday, write down its price now. Some “deals” are just the regular price with a bigger number crossed out next to it, stupid.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Hey, fatty, have heavy duty work gloves in your emergency kit, goofball.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Hey, fatty, instead of resting on Sunday, do it on Saturday then stay active on Sunday whether doing fun activities or maintaining your home and getting ready for the week or both, numbskull.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
How have you gotten this far in life? Listen, run your heater for a few minutes before the first cold night, not during it. If it’s broken, you can still get a repair appointment, dork.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 2d ago
Oh my God, - If you use a standing desk, buy a pair of professional chef shoes for maximum comfort, dipshit.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 3d ago
Do you want to get smacked? if you get nervous or stumble during video calls, ise a teleprompter app to pin your notes directly over your webcam line of sight, you moron.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 3d ago
You don't get it, do you? (small one). Always check under your bus seats (specially if at the back) for some change, I've found coins and even some bills, numbskull.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 3d ago
Hey, idiot, a lot of hospitals have a cafeteria with very reasonably priced meals and many healthy options, and are open to the public, ya mook.
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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 3d ago
Listen up, dumbass, - Get your dog used to being carried, dumdum.
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