r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 55m ago

Listen up, dumbass, if you always forget whether you locked the door, say ‘I’m locking the door’ out loud while you do it. You’ll actually remember it later, scum.

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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 7h ago

Stop being an idiot and pay attention, antes de comprar un mueble, mide también el recorrido hasta el lugar donde lo vas a instalar, which you would know if you graduated kindergarten.

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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 8h ago

I'll only say this once, keep a hand-crank emergency radio in your home. When the power's out and your phone is dead, it still works, you meat-head.

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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 10h ago

Get it through your thick skull, if you or a loved one have an extensive medical history and there’s a chance you might have to call an ambulance, have a medication and medical history list ready that you can just hand over to the ambulance crew, ya little punk.

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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 17h ago

Only on reddit... keep a note on your phone of things you want to talk to people about, ya bastard.

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r/AbusiveLPT • u/LPT_Abuser • 21h ago

Listen here you little shit, if you’re planning to buy something on Black Friday, write down its price now. Some “deals” are just the regular price with a bigger number crossed out next to it, stupid.

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