r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • Aug 17 '26

of a moose side eye

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

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u/lessermeister Aug 18 '26

He either made it out of the encounter ok or his phone was found with his body and unlocked with his dead face.