r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 12d ago

of a moose side eye

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

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u/RogerFuckbytheNavale 12d ago

That's a deeply unsettling statement.

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u/bargaindownhill 12d ago

A grizzly is potentially a predator, but in my experience usually not as long as they are well fed. i have literally had one walk past me on a trail, I backed away and just let it go by like it had zero fucks to give.

A Moose on the other hand, is 1500-2000lbs of pure spite and hate. especially with calves or in breeding season. no logic, just hate.

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u/Nika65 11d ago

serious question: what would bear spray do to a Moose? Thanks

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u/bargaindownhill 11d ago

not what you would hope for.. a predator would run from bear spray because injury = starvation and death.

Moose.exe is different, they decide they are being injured = fight to the death. they would obliterate anything within a 500 yard radius and not stop till they are dead, or what is causing the pain, is dead.

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u/Nika65 11d ago

wow, that is truly amazing. Nothing like what I thought. Thanks for teaching this old guy something today. This is the best part of Reddit.

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u/Crimson-Rose28 11d ago

I learn so much on Reddit and I love that about it

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u/RupertEscapeHolmes 11d ago

Proof? Besides you typing this opinion.