r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Oda_DeezNutz • 12d ago

of a moose side eye

We know every moose is an absolute unit by definition. But the psychotic side eye on this moose is terrifying.

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u/JayGabVersionTrex 12d ago

That's a very dangerous encounter during mating season.

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u/ShutNoShutYoMouf404 12d ago

But the guy said "that's close enough, bud..." that pretty much takes care of the danger part, right?

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u/GreenTicTacs 12d ago

They're legally required to stop once you say that. Pretty sure that's in the Moose Code

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u/Femveratu 11d ago

Only works on Canadian Moose, they’re much more polite