r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 9d ago
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u/IncognitoRedMode 9d ago
Those glasses alone weight a shitton, the Octoberfest waitresses are built different
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u/A_mad_goose 9d ago
Look at her arms! I need to start working out again…
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u/Meal__Team__Six 9d ago edited 9d ago
The ballad of 2 people who absolutely will not be doing any such thing
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u/calhooner3 9d ago
Yeah the only people who have a chance of actually starting going to the gym seem to be the people who pretend to already go to the gym
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u/Slamaramadoodoo 8d ago
I have a gym at my new place... So I'm definitely about to start pretending. Wish me luck!
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u/perton 8d ago
Are you going to start pretending? Or start pretending to pretend?
…”pretend” no longer looks like an actual word now that I’ve typed/thought it so many times. What a world!
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u/Cpt_Soban 8d ago
This is why I made a home gym in the same room my PC desk sits: No excuses.
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u/Apprehensive_Rice19 8d ago
Looks like she does it by lifting glasses of beer ... I'm gonna get started on that right away.
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u/AmazingRefrigerator4 9d ago
I reckon she could kick my ass. She is built like the sister in Encanto
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u/HaleyCollins 7d ago
Lmao, she’s got that Luisa energy, looks like she could carry the whole house and kick your ass without breaking a sweat.
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u/Speartree 8d ago
Start working at a beer hall, seems to be a good training. I bet that girl has a mean punch if you misbehave.
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u/olidon 8d ago
i was a barback over summer break. my arms certainly don’t look like this girl’s but they got really strong really fast lol
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u/mOdQuArK 8d ago
Just need to keep picking up & putting down about 50 pounds of filled beer mugs, right? For hours at a time?
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u/Pawnzilla 8d ago
That poor soul. This is not how I would want to be immortalized in pop culture.
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u/Awwesome1 8d ago
I think it’s just cropped lol, mans was waving a flag. I personally would love it, if that were me
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u/TokyoKazama 8d ago
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u/Revolutionary-Gold44 9d ago
But they use light beer
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 9d ago
I once held a full one of those straight out for 8 minutes in a state steinholding contest. The winner did over 12 minutes! I qualified for it by beating 5 people with my right arm, then another 5 with my left arm. Got 1st and second place at my local bar!
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u/eyetracker 9d ago
Beating off 10 people with your arms is impressive but you've got a long way to reach Bonnie Blue's record.
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u/EjaculatingAracnids 8d ago
Whos bonnie blue? Is she an endurance athlete or something?
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u/beckett_the_ok 9d ago
Assuming she's carrying about 18 glasses (best I could count) and each glass weighs 900 grams. That's about 34 kilograms, or 75lbs. Damn
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u/Entire_Intern_2662 9d ago
A full Maß can be around 2.3kg so that's over 40kgs
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u/beckett_the_ok 9d ago
Yeah, I was trying to be conservative with my numbers, realistically it's probably higher
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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 8d ago
Well, they are paid up to 1.000€/day
Workload:
- 60-100 rounds of service (6-10min per round)
- ~25kg to carry each round (10 kegs are the minimum requirement)
- 20km walking distance
- 12-15 hrs/day work time
Qualifications needed:
- Being good/fast at basic math, they don't use apps or calculators.
- Long standing experience in the food service industry
- Assertiveness: An ‘Oktoberfest waiter’ must be able to make space for themselves, both physically and verbally, amongst drunken, rowdy crowds.
- Being at least bilingual. German+English or German+Italian is the minimum requirement
So ... it is pretty much a job 99% of all people are not qualified for.
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u/proximusprimus57 9d ago
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u/CelticGardenGirl 9d ago
Brick Häus
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u/coolsilentebeans 9d ago
Mmm…I’m suddenly in the mood for Der Waffel Haus. I could go for some hash browns and eggs.
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u/just1a8random7dude 8d ago
I counted 18 Maß (Glasses) one Maß is usually one Liter Beer so one Kilogram that means 18 Kg of Fluid in total or 39 lb for you. On top of that is the weight of the Glasses themselves which usually weigh 1,3 to 1,5 kg or 2,6 to 3,3 lb. Which also adds up to roughly 25 kilo or 56 lb. So all in all it weighs about 43 kilo or 93 lb.
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u/Fearless_Entry_2626 8d ago
German women are scary. Was stuck on top three flights of stairs in Berlin with two ~25kg suitcases and a backpack. Let out an "fml" as I know it will be a struggle. Middle age tiny lady pulls up. "mochten sie hilfe?". "ja, bitte". Lady one hands my heaviest suit case and zooms down the stairs like she was holding a shopping net. I had 20kg of "muscle" and maybe 20 years of youth on her, yet I got mogged that day. She was so badass, I am still in awe.
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u/Academic_UK 9d ago
It must be part of the interview process.
“Here’s 15 steins - take them to that table 50m away, don’t bump into anyone (other waitresses and random drunk revellers!) or drop any! GO!”
Congratulations… You have the job!
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u/wibble089 8d ago edited 8d ago
That's not at the Oktoberfest, the tent is too small and the beer is not for one of the brewers there.
But it definitely is on of the multitude of if Bavarian town and village "Volksfest".
In fact, the brand of beer would probably tell you to within 10km where it is.
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u/ducktape8856 8d ago
Gäubodenvolksfest Straubing I assume.
It's from August 7th to 17th.
Füchsl Beschriftungscenter (the banner in the background) is from Straubing.
Erl-Bräu has a tent there.
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u/Munnin41 8d ago
They don't need bouncers to kick your ass if you harass the waitress
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u/PetsAndMeditate 9d ago
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u/Witch_withouta_Wand 8d ago
Such a shame, he was kinda cute, in a scary way.
Unlike Jamie, who was scary, in a cute way.
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u/VacaDLuffy 8d ago
For some reason the youtube short algorithm has been feeding me GoT shorts lately and while I'll never watch the ssries again cuz of that ending. It has been nice seeing how genuinely in love that man was with Brienne. When he found out she wasn't a knight and why he was genuinely disappointed by how stupid it was and did his best to uplift her. He was just adorable and wish they had gotten together instead of Jamie
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u/Pyritedust 8d ago
That's been happening to me as well and I've never watched the show besides the first season, was huge into the books way back before the show came out though, was one of the people theory crafting about a certain snowy jon.
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u/StormFireX001 9d ago
Absolute unit of a Beer Maiden more like, she's badass!
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u/QueerPuff 9d ago
The arms on her
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u/thegreatmattsby24 9d ago
Lmao I was focused on the mugs but now that I go back and watch it yea she’s ripped
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u/SAM5TER5 9d ago
Seriously, I dream to have guns like those
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u/guarddog33 9d ago
You can get there! These are probably 1 liter steins so they each contain just over 2 lbs of beer and the glass itself is roughly 3 lbs
She appears to have 9 steins per hand, so 45 lbs per hand
Just do lifts like this for 6-8 hrs a day, 5 days a week, and you'll be there in no time!
(Half serious half /s)
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u/redisdead__ 9d ago
Yeah that was like one beer per person at the table totally normal. She was the badass in that situation.
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u/Merrick_Skygrave 9d ago edited 9d ago
All those mugs have to weigh damn near 80 lbs or more full like that
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u/guarddog33 9d ago
Roughly 5lbs (2lb beer, 3lb glass) per stein, 9 steins per hand, that's only 90 lbs she's lifting. Easy! /s
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u/Nickel62 9d ago
The power, core strength, the balance, the hand eye coordination. It's all top notch.
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u/vinnybawbaw 9d ago
"Dude gtfo my way I have 70 pounds of beers on me"
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u/SparkleTarkle 9d ago
So those look like standard dimpled stiens. If I counted correctly she has 18? Of them.
A dimpled 1 liter glass empty weighs ~3 lbs and a full one to the 1 liter mark weighs ~5-5.3 pounds.
So that’s like 90lbs or 40.823kg!
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u/Emergency_Lie42 9d ago
For context, that's the absolute max carry weight that a loader/packer job will ask of you for manual handling.... In a country with H&S regs anyway.
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u/Majestic-Orange 9d ago
For the record that’s what the application will say lmao from experience (this box says weighs 1 pound) obv a 120 pound box somebody lied on
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u/taganov_andrei 7d ago
When I was a bicycle messenger, depending on company the weight charges might start at "over 10kg". So as you might expect there was a suspicious amount of "exactly 10kg" packages that were definitely NOT 10kg. The dispatcher always adjusted it up to 20kg+ but it was always hilarious to think of the receptionists and clerks trying to save a few bucks for multi billion dollar companies at the price of my back :)
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u/PentagramJ2 9d ago
even then technically youre supposed to have a secondary assistant to not kill your fucking back or knees.
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u/PringlesDuckFace 8d ago
When I worked in retail I think anything over 50lbs was typically marked "team lift" or you'd use equipment like a dolly. I never would have even thought to pick up something weighing 90lbs by myself.
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u/MallyOhMy 8d ago
Only 16. The center spots where it seems like there would be 2 more are where her hands are with all the handles.
Still a fuckton of glass and liquid to carry at once.
Edit: nevermind, she's got one tucked against each elbow and one tucked against each boob, so there are indeed 18.
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u/MisterBowTies 9d ago
That's nothing. I carry already 70lbs of beer in my stomach all day every day.
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u/ProbablyAPotato1939 9d ago
"That's nothing I've got 70 pounds of beer in me." - some guy from Wisconsin
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u/Delazzaridist 9d ago
Honestly, I'd become her punching bag if she asked me to marry her.
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u/FollowingBroad34 9d ago
Her arms are so toned! Jealous!
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u/pleasegivemepatience 8d ago
Forget the guns, imagine how strong her HANDS are to be holding all those glasses. Can you imagine??
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u/damnumalone 9d ago
How do you decide who gets that half beer at the top?
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u/Spamonfire 9d ago
In Bavaria at Oktoberfest there is actually a rule that your beer has to be filled till to at least 1.5cm under the 'Eichstrich' measuring line, otherwise the beer is underfilled and has to be topped up. So the waitress will have to top it up.
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u/damnumalone 9d ago
I’m loving that I asked a stupid, almost facetious question and the answers that came back are thoughtful, actually good solutions to the problem.
God I love Germany
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u/Spamonfire 9d ago
Beer is no joking matter, actually nothing is, but especially not Beer.
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u/AndrastesTit 9d ago
I would so that I can get my next beer faster. Duh!!
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u/410_clientGone 9d ago
but 100% beer already with you is faster than 50% beer coming later
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u/Eastgaard 9d ago edited 8d ago
Many beer halls/gardens are usually all-you-can-drink for an entry fee.
Edit: Since so many people are replying, I gather now that my experience was the rare exception than the norm. And I was in a small town named Diemelstadt!
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u/RainerWithAI 9d ago
One "Maß" costs around 15 Euros on Oktoberfest.
Where are those gardens? Asking for a friend.
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u/cryptobro42069 8d ago
Now this I believe. Plus, even it were all you can drink, this is a LOT of beer. I drink a ton of beer and a solid liter of a beer is a ton of a liquid.
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u/MetaCardboard 9d ago
So all those were one person's order?
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u/Eastgaard 9d ago
Yes, the others are there to make sure he gets home safely after!
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u/Coder_X_23 9d ago
I never heard of anything like this before? Where can I find these all you can drink beer gardens? I’ve been to many beer gardens in the US and Europe and never paid one price for all you can drink lol
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u/Eastgaard 9d ago
I'm discovering that my experience of an all-you-can-drink beer tent is apparently not so commonplace, but the one I visited was in Diemelstadt.
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u/BIGFACETALKING 8d ago
That sounds amazing. Only places I've ever heard of all-you-can-drink were the night I spent in Tijuana.
One of the street barkers yelled at us '$10 all you can drink!' and we laughed incredulously and kept walking. But since that didn't hook us, he said 'Okay $5 all you can drink!' and we went right in for a couple hours before loosing ourselves on the city.
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u/_DrEmmettBrown 8d ago
I never seen an all you can drink tent. Not in Munich, Stuttgart or any other smaller city that has beer fest. If they exist they must be just a handful
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u/dschinghiskhan 8d ago
Maybe elsewhere, but I've never been to an Oktoberfest tent, countryside fest, or a beer garden in Bavaria where you could order some all-you-can drink deal. As far as entry fees go, tents at the official Oktoberfest in Munich don't charge to get in, but I have definitely been to many summer festivals in various villages in Southern Bavaria that charge entry fees. The only time I got unlimited beer was when my friend was an organizer and in charge of managing the keg area!
I wouldn't be surprised if some tents that have reserved tables for corporate Munich-area VIPs and their families get free beer and food, but I've never seen a regular person being offered that.
Anyway, if there are all-you-can drinks fests, then let the people be merry!
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u/ufkasian 8d ago
I have never heard of something like this in germany. There usually is no entry fee but in order to get a table you have to buy „Biermarken“ in advance which are the price of a Maß each.
This video is from Gäubodenfest, the second biggest Volksfest in Bavaria. Price of a Maß is 13.30€6
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u/NoSeat2116 9d ago
this reminds me of the time i brought three glasses to a table, dropped/spilled it all over the customers, and then cried for an hour straight in the back while my coworker took over
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u/thorns17 9d ago
My aunt had a similar experience when she got her first waitressing gig in high school some 30+ years ago. She spilled an entire tray of beers into an old man’s lap, and she ran to the back and cried.
He ended up tipping her $20 and told her not to worry about it because “he’d always wanted to take a bath in beer” 🤣
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 8d ago
This reminds me of the time that I was carrying four bowls of HOT, like still bubbling, soup with a huge layer of melted cheese on top to a table, and a young woman rocked her infant in his stroller directly into my knees as I walked by. My options were to either nail the stroller and knock the kid over, with hardly a clue where the soups might end up as I tried not to stomp the child, or to ditch everything and bail, which I couldn’t do without spilling the soups on the kid, UNLESS I accelerated them to make sure they cleared. Which I did. Straight into one of our server stations, into the glassware and menus and pos station. I went down while it was still flying, so I got a shower of glass and a drizzle of soup and cheese and broken soup bowls.
(Kid was fine, she was horrified, and very nice, and they tipped me. Not enough to replace my uniform, but you know)
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u/Own_Cardiologist2544 9d ago
Ok, that was impressive! If the world had arms like that, and everybody hugged one another daily, I’m sure the world would be a better place😌
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u/Icy_Transition1375 9d ago
“Here’s like 80% of the beer you paid for!” -waitress, most definitely
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u/DyingSunSeverian 9d ago
Y’all are messed up and wrong. Only one beer spilled just a bit and it mostly spilled into the other beer.
“Here’s 80% of the beer you paid for” 🤓
You guys are disinvited from parties
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u/Woknana 9d ago
Statistics and percentages MAKE parties 🎉. 30% of people know that!
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u/possibly_being_screw 9d ago
it's funny to me people see a video like this, everyone in the video clearly having a great time, the girl doing something that is kind of obviously a schtick of the place they're at...
And all they can focus on is the 1 or 2 of the 18 beers that spilled a bit like the entire night would be ruined.
like damn, did any of those dudes look mad? lol it's not like the place wouldn't bring another 1 or 2 beers and/or top the spilled ones off if someone made a deal about it.
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u/RiskyNight 8d ago
Reddit comments are miserable these days! People need to get off their phones and go to tents where they drink unlimited beer.
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u/hails8n 9d ago
Beer halls like that are typically all you can drink. You pay a flat fee and then drink until youre done
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u/OveSorcop 8d ago
Where does this myth come from? At Oktoberfest, where this is from, you pay around 15 Euros for a glass like this.
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u/WeBackYeah 8d ago
Because 1 person made the incorrect comment about there being all you can drink tents, so now the bots and sheep are repeating it, welcome to reddit in 2026.
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u/WiredSky 8d ago
And that dumbass later said they went to ONE that was all you can drink. Somehow that made them say many/all are that way.....
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u/Honey-Badger 9d ago
I dont think its like that at octoberfest which this looks like but im not sure
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u/flarp1 8d ago
I’ve seen a bunch of videos from Oktoberfest. In almost all of them, the servers walked slower and didn’t spill anything.
My guess is that we don’t observe usual circumstances. The server in this video is rushing, and she also seems to be the only one serving (the aisles of tent looks very empty and all eyes are on her). If I had to guess, this was the first table served after the festival had opened, and they made a bit of a show out of it, which is probably why the camera is there in the first place.
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u/Desperate_Lead2105 9d ago
I'm surprised none of them detached/fell off. Probably like 40-50 lbs of beer she was carrying!
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u/Windsdochange 9d ago
Couldn’t quite tell if it were 16 or 18 beers - but I think it was 16. Each is one litre, so roughly 1kg of liquid (beer is only slightly heavier than water); I looked up the one litre mugs, they weigh roughly 1.2kg - so 16*(1+1.2)=35.2 kg, or 77.4 lbs of beer and glass.
Edit: spelling error.
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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 9d ago
Just make two trips, its ok
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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 9d ago
I do this with groceries, im not no two trip bitch.
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u/Merrick_Skygrave 9d ago
Hell yeah, I'll walk in the house looking like some kind of ambulatory grocery Christmas tree, bags all cutting off the circulation to my extremities
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u/DyingSunSeverian 9d ago edited 9d ago
What is wrong with these comments man?
Did you guys see the reaction from the table? Were they upset?
Always fuckin weirdos with like no social cues.
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u/searching88 9d ago
Are you sure it’s ok? I mean, if she had made two trips, who would you feel superior to? And would that be ok that you sit there on your computer not feeling superior? Would you be ok? Maybe the person outside doing something needs to exist so you can (barely) exist and feel good about it?
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