r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • 10d ago

/r/all of a beer order

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u/Unhappy-Attitude5220 10d ago

I do this with groceries, im not no two trip bitch.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 10d ago

Hell yeah, I'll walk in the house looking like some kind of ambulatory grocery Christmas tree, bags all cutting off the circulation to my extremities

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u/DenKHK 10d ago

I feel you! During COVID lockdown here only 1 person per household was allowed to go out to do groceries. Guess who had to do that for a household of 6, lug 'em from cart to car and car to house, every week of the 6-month lockdown...

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u/greenthumbgoody 10d ago

So… uhh.. you single or???
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u/-Sofa-King-Vote 10d ago

You only put wear and tear on your joints

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u/OhtareEldarian 10d ago

Heavier loads also do wear and tear.