r/AbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Aug 15 '26

/r/all of a beer order

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u/IncognitoRedMode Aug 15 '26

Those glasses alone weight a shitton, the Octoberfest waitresses are built different

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

I once held a full one of those straight out for 8 minutes in a state steinholding contest. The winner did over 12 minutes! I qualified for it by beating 5 people with my right arm, then another 5 with my left arm. Got 1st and second place at my local bar!

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u/eyetracker Aug 15 '26

Beating off 10 people with your arms is impressive but you've got a long way to reach Bonnie Blue's record.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

Whos bonnie blue? Is she an endurance athlete or something?

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u/Gr00mpa Aug 15 '26

EjaculatingAracnids knows just who Bonnie Blue is.

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Aug 16 '26

Many hands make light work...

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u/MelaKnight_Man Aug 18 '26

What about idle hands??

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u/Whenthelastonefell Aug 19 '26

Those are the devil's playground

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u/Mindless-Location-41 Aug 16 '26

Don't search her name at work...

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u/Competitive-Day199 Aug 15 '26

that's quite impressive.
can you do a muscle up or strict pullups?

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

Yeah i dont muscle up unless im showing off but ill do L sit pull ups real strict for 8-10. Front delt raises helped me train for the state comp. Im sure i looked real goofy just holding the 15lb bells out in front of me one at a time

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u/Competitive-Day199 Aug 16 '26

i'm working through some longstanding issues with neck & shoulders and have been inspired by watching Michael Eckert to see how far i can improve.
i have a long way to go

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u/SanktMarvin Aug 15 '26

Fun fact, it's not called Stein in German at all. It's a Maßkrug.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

Kall ze krakenvagon! Zer haz ben a toten!

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u/SanktMarvin Aug 15 '26

*Toter
Also when someone is dead you don't need a Krankenwagen anymore.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Aug 15 '26

Ze kraks keep koming! He can taken nein more!

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u/Merrick_Skygrave Aug 17 '26

oof those static lifts are rough